The Birdcage

00:39:13,184 --> 00:39:16,020 about the death of Senator Jackson. 580 00:39:16,187 --> 00:39:17,771 And here's another one. 581 00:39:17,939 --> 00:39:19,898 Join Jay on The Tonight Show 582 00:39:20,066 --> 00:39:22,818 with guests Yassir Arafat and Kate Moss. 583 00:39:22,986 --> 00:39:24,486 This is unbearable. 584 00:39:35,123 --> 00:39:37,207 Kevin, no! 585 00:39:37,375 --> 00:39:40,419 I'm going down the ladder. I can't face the press. 586 00:39:40,587 --> 00:39:43,672 Have the chauffeur pick me up by the orchard. 587 00:39:43,840 --> 00:39:45,924 No! I don't want to go out there alone! 588 00:39:46,092 --> 00:39:49,887 Barbara will be with you. It's not you they're after. 589 00:39:51,306 --> 00:39:52,347 Daddy! 590 00:39:52,515 --> 00:39:55,267 Shush! I'm going the back way. 591 00:39:55,435 --> 00:39:59,229 What about your announcing Barbara's wedding to the Coleman boy? 592 00:39:59,397 --> 00:40:02,232 Wait till we meet them. What if they change their mind? 593 00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:05,069 Let go of my coat. I'll meet you in the car. 594 00:40:12,410 --> 00:40:16,288 - He's leaving his home. - Senator Keeley! 595 00:40:16,456 --> 00:40:19,124 Senator, will this cost you votes? 596 00:40:19,292 --> 00:40:21,168 What's the future of the Coalition? 597 00:40:23,379 --> 00:40:26,131 What about the rumors Senator Jackson was on lithium? 598 00:40:26,299 --> 00:40:29,593 Gentlemen... and ladies, 599 00:40:29,761 --> 00:40:32,304 I am, as are all my colleagues, 600 00:40:32,472 --> 00:40:37,810 Republican and Democrat, liberal and conservative alike, 601 00:40:37,977 --> 00:40:40,938 stunned and saddened by the circumstances surrounding 602 00:40:41,106 --> 00:40:45,859 the death of Senator Jackson, as well as the death itself. 603 00:40:47,570 --> 00:40:49,822 My family and I are leaving town for a few days, 604 00:40:49,989 --> 00:40:53,575 for reasons that I cannot... 605 00:40:53,743 --> 00:40:56,161 to plan an event. 606 00:40:56,329 --> 00:41:00,415 An event which I cannot... 607 00:41:01,084 --> 00:41:03,252 which may perhaps heal some of the... 608 00:41:03,419 --> 00:41:06,755 bad things, that... 609 00:41:06,923 --> 00:41:11,593 Senator Jackson's demise has made us all... feel. 610 00:41:11,761 --> 00:41:14,221 Where are you going, Senator? 611 00:41:14,389 --> 00:41:18,934 Where? To our farm. That's all I'm going to say at this time. 612 00:41:19,102 --> 00:41:22,938 - Did you know the girl? - Where is the farm? 613 00:42:15,658 --> 00:42:18,827 Agador? Goddamn it. 614 00:42:18,995 --> 00:42:20,495 What did I do? 615 00:42:20,663 --> 00:42:24,875 We're redoing the apartment for tomorrow night. Goddamn it. 616 00:42:25,043 --> 00:42:27,878 This is for the in-laws, right? 617 00:42:28,046 --> 00:42:32,424 Right. We gotta get rid of everything that's over the top. 618 00:42:33,676 --> 00:42:34,718 That's a lot. 619 00:42:35,720 --> 00:42:38,764 You'll have to get a uniform and dress like a butler. 620 00:42:38,932 --> 00:42:41,225 No. I'm gonna look like a fag. 621 00:42:41,392 --> 00:42:44,394 But you'll look like a fag in a uniform. 622 00:42:44,562 --> 00:42:45,771 Don't ask, don't tell. 623 00:42:45,939 --> 00:42:49,107 Start tomorrow morning. I'll get Albert out early. 624 00:42:49,275 --> 00:42:50,776 Where will I get a uniform? 625 00:42:50,944 --> 00:42:53,612 I'll say, "Albert, you must go away for a few days." 626 00:42:53,780 --> 00:42:55,697 - Ay, Dio. - It'll be hard. 627 00:42:55,865 --> 00:42:58,367 I got so much to do. 628 00:42:59,160 --> 00:43:00,160 Pop. 629 00:43:02,247 --> 00:43:04,039 Thank you. 630 00:43:04,207 --> 00:43:08,460 Do me a favor, Val. Don't talk to me for a while. 631 00:43:23,309 --> 00:43:25,644 Kevin, please, let's charter a plane. 632 00:43:25,812 --> 00:43:31,233 No. We can't get out of the car. Once we get out of the car, we'll be spotted. 633 00:43:52,130 --> 00:43:54,006 How I love the sun. 634 00:43:54,173 --> 00:43:56,341 Yes, it's glorious, isn't it? 635 00:43:56,509 --> 00:44:01,847 You know, you could use some more sun. Take a few days off. You look tired. 636 00:44:02,432 --> 00:44:04,558 What do you mean? 637 00:44:04,726 --> 00:44:06,018 Nothing. 638 00:44:18,865 --> 00:44:21,116 Don't kill yourselves. 639 00:44:21,284 --> 00:44:22,617 Who put Playboy in the bathroom? 640 00:44:22,785 --> 00:44:24,703 It's what they read. 641 00:44:26,289 --> 00:44:28,582 Don't add. Just subtract. 642 00:44:28,750 --> 00:44:32,919 Please hurry. This place has to look respectable by six. 643 00:44:33,087 --> 00:44:34,838 Cyril, that's too short. 644 00:44:35,006 --> 00:44:38,133 I want that nice Armani break in the front. 645 00:44:39,552 --> 00:44:44,181 But don't just pull it. Do it down there. I got highwaters here. 646 00:44:46,1...