Fritz the Cat

I ain't talking loud. 413 00:20:01,100 --> 00:20:03,333 Excuse me, Rabbi. 414 00:20:03,400 --> 00:20:04,333 Hi, Ma. 415 00:20:04,400 --> 00:20:05,867 Excuse me, Rabbi. 416 00:20:05,933 --> 00:20:06,867 Uncle Ben, how are you? 417 00:20:06,933 --> 00:20:10,333 I'm catching a criminal. 418 00:20:10,400 --> 00:20:12,500 Excuse me, Rabb... It's you. 419 00:20:12,567 --> 00:20:14,500 Did you find him? 420 00:20:14,567 --> 00:20:16,600 No, he was over there, but... 421 00:20:20,767 --> 00:20:21,967 But I was just telling you... 422 00:20:22,033 --> 00:20:23,300 Cut it out! 423 00:20:23,367 --> 00:20:24,467 But I was just... 424 00:20:24,533 --> 00:20:26,800 I ain't talking loud! 425 00:20:33,033 --> 00:20:35,400 What are you doing? 426 00:20:35,467 --> 00:20:37,400 What's going on here? 427 00:20:42,033 --> 00:20:43,900 You saved my life! 428 00:20:56,933 --> 00:20:58,900 We interrupt the Israeli-Arab War 429 00:20:58,967 --> 00:21:00,767 for this special announcement. 430 00:21:00,833 --> 00:21:02,333 The President, after conferring 431 00:21:02,400 --> 00:21:04,967 with the Israeli Prime Minister Golda Meir, 432 00:21:05,067 --> 00:21:08,067 has agreed to send more arms and equipment to Israel 433 00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:10,767 based on the return of New York City and Los Angeles 434 00:21:10,833 --> 00:21:13,067 to the United States. 435 00:21:13,067 --> 00:21:15,633 Mazel Tov! Mazel Tov! 436 00:21:23,733 --> 00:21:26,133 Stop, you Motherfucking Cat! 437 00:21:26,200 --> 00:21:27,667 Stop in the name of the Law! 438 00:21:27,733 --> 00:21:29,500 Stop! 439 00:21:44,267 --> 00:21:46,600 Stupid, Ralph, you're not supposed to dance. 440 00:21:46,667 --> 00:21:48,367 But I didn't want to break the circle! 441 00:21:48,433 --> 00:21:50,100 You're not supposed to dance. 442 00:21:50,167 --> 00:21:51,533 I got musical feet. 443 00:21:51,600 --> 00:21:53,500 You dumb rookie. 444 00:21:53,567 --> 00:21:55,200 Dumb rookie! 445 00:21:55,267 --> 00:21:57,433 You dumb rookie! 446 00:21:57,500 --> 00:21:59,100 Dumb rookie! 447 00:21:59,167 --> 00:22:02,333 You're not supposed to dance, Ralph, 448 00:22:02,400 --> 00:22:05,167 'cause you're not Jewish! 449 00:22:37,400 --> 00:22:40,433 I had a great thing going till the frigging Fuzz showed up. 450 00:22:40,500 --> 00:22:42,700 I wish that skinny broad didn't turn on the shower, too. 451 00:22:42,767 --> 00:22:46,067 I think I'm getting a cold. 452 00:22:46,133 --> 00:22:50,167 Hello, Men. Everybody studying for their Goddamn exams? 453 00:22:50,233 --> 00:22:52,133 Hey, Buzz, how'd it go with that Dee Dee Chick? 454 00:22:52,200 --> 00:22:53,467 She's got some bod, 455 00:22:53,533 --> 00:22:55,300 you have to admit. 456 00:22:55,367 --> 00:22:57,167 Charlene isn't bad, either, though, right? 457 00:22:57,233 --> 00:22:59,867 Like wow! 458 00:23:00,067 --> 00:23:02,700 Hines! You Swine, Old Buddy Pig! 459 00:23:02,767 --> 00:23:03,800 You groove behind Alvina, 460 00:23:03,867 --> 00:23:05,600 get some kicks tonight? 461 00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:11,633 Bastards. You'd think the Goddamn exams was the be all 462 00:23:11,700 --> 00:23:13,600 and end all of existence. 463 00:23:13,667 --> 00:23:16,433 Cosmic Life Force or something. 464 00:23:16,500 --> 00:23:19,267 You'd think they were the frigging fugitives. 465 00:23:19,333 --> 00:23:22,100 Can't even get in a few decent words to a guy. 466 00:23:22,167 --> 00:23:24,267 Bastards. 467 00:23:24,333 --> 00:23:25,933 What a bore, they just sit there... 468 00:23:26,067 --> 00:23:27,167 And take Bennies 469 00:23:27,233 --> 00:23:28,900 and stay up all night with their face stuck 470 00:23:28,967 --> 00:23:31,967 in a bunch of books and their thumb up their ass. 471 00:23:32,067 --> 00:23:34,200 Yes, yes, I remember the time 472 00:23:34,267 --> 00:23:36,933 when it was all very inspiring and enlightening, 473 00:23:37,067 --> 00:23:41,067 all this History and Literature and Sociology shit. 474 00:23:41,100 --> 00:23:42,900 You think learning is a really big thing 475 00:23:42,967 --> 00:23:44,967 and you become this big fucking intellectual 476 00:23:45,067 --> 00:23:47,067 and sit around trying to out intellectual 477 00:23:47,133 --> 00:23:49,733 all the other big fucking intellectuals. 478 00:23:49,800 --> 00:23:52,167 You spend years and years with your nose buried 479 00:23:52,233 --> 00:23:54,633 in these Goddamn Tomes 480 00:23:54,700 --> 00:23:59,067 while the world is passing you by. 481 00:23:59,067 --> 00:24:01,067 All the stuff to see... 482 00:24:01,100 --> 00:24:02,800 And all the kicks... 483 00:24:02,867 --> 00:24:05,200 And all the girls are out there. 484 00:24:05,267 --> 00:24:07,100 And me, a writer! 485 00:24:07,167 --> 00:24:09,367 And a poet who should be having adventu...