A Perfect Getaway

We were tasked with finding perishable intel 525 00:30:45,929 --> 00:30:47,514 computer disks, shit like that. 526 00:30:47,598 --> 00:30:48,908 But in the master bathroom... 527 00:30:49,516 --> 00:30:51,226 about the size of fucking Ethiopia, 528 00:30:51,268 --> 00:30:53,929 by the way, these golden dolphins for faucets. 529 00:30:54,313 --> 00:30:56,732 There was this lock box bolted to the floor. 530 00:30:56,982 --> 00:30:58,942 Had his initials engraved on top. 531 00:30:59,193 --> 00:31:00,819 We started beating on that fucking lock. 532 00:31:00,861 --> 00:31:02,663 Wait Iraq? You were in Iraq? 533 00:31:02,946 --> 00:31:04,014 Yeah, first in. 534 00:31:04,239 --> 00:31:05,898 Me and my wolf pack. 535 00:31:06,325 --> 00:31:08,452 Fuck those pictures you saw about the 4th Infantry. 536 00:31:08,535 --> 00:31:09,503 That was later. 537 00:31:09,828 --> 00:31:11,755 What I'm giving you now is God's Real Shit. 538 00:31:12,122 --> 00:31:14,441 He's not supposed to be talking about this stuff. 539 00:31:14,625 --> 00:31:15,376 So... 540 00:31:16,501 --> 00:31:17,652 inside this box, 541 00:31:18,045 --> 00:31:19,555 I figure maybe cash, 542 00:31:20,130 --> 00:31:22,224 a set of pearl handled pistolas. 543 00:31:22,633 --> 00:31:26,078 Hell, maybe some damn fine Presidential-grade hashish. 544 00:31:26,762 --> 00:31:29,389 We finally burned it open with 50-grain det-cord. 545 00:31:29,598 --> 00:31:31,725 It's a handy tool, det-cord. Yeah? 546 00:31:31,767 --> 00:31:33,569 Wrap it around a tree three feet thick, 547 00:31:34,394 --> 00:31:36,104 drop it across the trail when someone's hot on your ass. 548 00:31:36,146 --> 00:31:36,920 Remember that trick. 549 00:31:36,944 --> 00:31:37,555 Yeah. 550 00:31:38,023 --> 00:31:40,317 Yeah Det cord. It's a nice detail. 551 00:31:40,359 --> 00:31:41,944 You gotta get the details right, Cliff. 552 00:31:41,985 --> 00:31:44,722 Otherwise, you're just making another big crap-tastic movie. 553 00:31:45,364 --> 00:31:47,658 So, we open this thing, what do we find? 554 00:31:47,741 --> 00:31:49,034 What do we found? What do we found? 555 00:31:49,159 --> 00:31:50,744 Iron Man. Avengers. 556 00:31:50,869 --> 00:31:52,579 The dude was a Silver Age Marvel freak. 557 00:31:52,663 --> 00:31:55,190 And you know, what he had most of? In his own personal stash? 558 00:31:55,624 --> 00:31:57,042 I don't know, Nick. I wasn't there. 559 00:31:57,125 --> 00:31:58,710 Sub-Mariner. What? 560 00:31:58,752 --> 00:31:59,753 All in French for some reason. 561 00:31:59,795 --> 00:32:02,214 Namor, Prince of the Deep? Why the Sub-Mariner's? 562 00:32:02,256 --> 00:32:04,592 Isn't that like one of the shit titles? One theory? 563 00:32:06,134 --> 00:32:07,302 Tug-job material. 564 00:32:07,469 --> 00:32:10,097 Mr. President had a thing for French speaking fellahs 565 00:32:10,138 --> 00:32:11,774 little Speedos and big spears. 566 00:32:12,224 --> 00:32:13,292 One theory. 567 00:32:17,563 --> 00:32:18,581 So 568 00:32:20,148 --> 00:32:22,376 You were like, Special Ops? 569 00:32:23,402 --> 00:32:25,296 Or the Seals, Rangers? 570 00:32:28,115 --> 00:32:31,160 Officially, I'm only allowed to say that I've been a sworn officer 571 00:32:31,201 --> 00:32:34,037 participating in the tactical phase of certain missions 572 00:32:34,079 --> 00:32:35,664 that would make most men wanna 573 00:32:35,747 --> 00:32:38,092 crawl up and hide inside their own assholes. 574 00:32:38,876 --> 00:32:40,570 And unofficially? 575 00:32:42,254 --> 00:32:44,148 I'm a goddamn American Jedi! 576 00:32:46,258 --> 00:32:48,386 Possible Title number one, by the way. 577 00:32:53,348 --> 00:32:54,366 You see this? 578 00:32:58,979 --> 00:33:00,923 Took frag from a bouncing betty. 579 00:33:01,190 --> 00:33:02,825 It's anti-personnel mine. 580 00:33:03,859 --> 00:33:06,337 Caved in the back of my fucking head! 581 00:33:10,073 --> 00:33:12,935 Medivacked out to Germany, got my skull rebuilt with a... 582 00:33:13,076 --> 00:33:14,612 space-age titanium. 583 00:33:15,162 --> 00:33:17,581 I can't go through a metal detector without ringing cherries. 584 00:33:17,623 --> 00:33:18,790 But that's cool. 585 00:33:18,832 --> 00:33:21,468 Let's me travel with Gilligan just about wherever I want. 586 00:33:22,294 --> 00:33:23,337 Gilligan? 587 00:33:24,962 --> 00:33:25,962 It's a... 588 00:33:29,384 --> 00:33:30,494 My little buddy. 589 00:33:35,432 --> 00:33:36,817 That's some toothpick. 590 00:33:37,100 --> 00:33:38,419 Here's the kicker though. 591 00:33:39,186 --> 00:33:40,779 When I took that shrapnel... 592 00:33:41,480 --> 00:33:42,598 I never felt it. 593 00:33:43,148 --> 00:33:44,733 I mean, I felt the impact, 594 00:33:44,775 --> 00:33:47,636 and felt my backside go all wet. But no real pain. 595 00:33:48,070 --> 00:33:50,614 Now, maybe I don't recall events in full 596 00:33:50,656 --> 00:33:53,450 they did scoop out a little Grey Spam back there but, 597 00:33:53,867 --> 00:33:54,743 g