The Story of Us

and she's out buying garlic presses. 582 00:34:17,138 --> 00:34:18,299 (LAUGHS) 583 00:34:29,901 --> 00:34:31,017 (SIGHS) 584 00:34:31,027 --> 00:34:32,484 How do you think the kids are doing? 585 00:34:32,654 --> 00:34:35,488 Well, from the cards, it sounds like they're doing pretty good. 586 00:34:35,490 --> 00:34:37,777 I think Erin misses us, but she's okay. 587 00:34:38,326 --> 00:34:40,192 Yeah, she seems okay. 588 00:34:40,954 --> 00:34:42,115 You think she's okay? 589 00:34:42,122 --> 00:34:43,329 I think she's okay. 590 00:34:43,915 --> 00:34:46,407 Because I think she senses that we're not okay, and... 591 00:34:47,711 --> 00:34:49,452 Parents' Weekend is coming. 592 00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:53,463 Well, we'll just have to give her 593 00:34:54,801 --> 00:34:58,465 a lot of extra attention and really love her up. 594 00:34:59,222 --> 00:35:00,463 Yeah. 595 00:35:09,774 --> 00:35:10,855 Should we eat? 596 00:35:10,859 --> 00:35:12,600 Yeah, I could eat. 597 00:35:13,778 --> 00:35:16,942 (ROMANTIC ACOUSTIC MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO) 598 00:35:16,948 --> 00:35:18,780 This is really good. 599 00:35:18,783 --> 00:35:19,864 Thanks. 600 00:35:23,496 --> 00:35:24,862 High-Low? 601 00:35:24,873 --> 00:35:26,080 Sure. 602 00:35:26,708 --> 00:35:27,789 What's your high? 603 00:35:28,877 --> 00:35:30,243 - Honestly? - Yeah. 604 00:35:31,421 --> 00:35:32,537 Right now. 605 00:35:34,507 --> 00:35:35,918 And your low? 606 00:35:38,345 --> 00:35:40,837 Every minute of the last two weeks. 607 00:35:42,599 --> 00:35:43,635 How about you? 608 00:35:45,977 --> 00:35:50,187 My high would have to be the Cuisinart, because I wanted it ever so badly. 609 00:35:50,690 --> 00:35:51,976 And your low? 610 00:35:51,983 --> 00:35:53,269 Hmm... 611 00:35:53,276 --> 00:35:54,392 I would have to say the garlic press. 612 00:35:54,402 --> 00:35:56,815 It's not nearly as handy as I thought it would be. 613 00:35:57,697 --> 00:36:01,031 I lay myself open, and you mock me with kitchenware. 614 00:36:01,034 --> 00:36:03,902 All the while making me more attractive to you. 615 00:36:06,206 --> 00:36:07,447 Is that your intention? 616 00:36:08,041 --> 00:36:09,407 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 617 00:36:12,837 --> 00:36:14,373 I'm not sure. 618 00:36:15,632 --> 00:36:18,340 Well, it's working. 619 00:36:47,288 --> 00:36:49,325 Well, looks like I haven't been doing too much reading. 620 00:36:49,332 --> 00:36:50,994 (LAUGHS) 621 00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:52,582 Yeah. No. Right. 622 00:36:53,128 --> 00:36:54,128 Whoa! 623 00:36:55,630 --> 00:36:58,748 Okay. I'm ready. How about you? 624 00:36:59,884 --> 00:37:01,716 - I, uh... - What? 625 00:37:01,720 --> 00:37:03,882 - Uh... - Come on, Katie. 626 00:37:03,888 --> 00:37:05,345 Remember what Dr. Tischner said, 627 00:37:05,348 --> 00:37:08,466 "If you had it once, you can always get it back." 628 00:37:09,269 --> 00:37:13,013 Was that Dr. Tischner or was that Dr. Hopkins? 629 00:37:14,566 --> 00:37:15,773 - Hopkins? - Yeah. 630 00:37:15,775 --> 00:37:17,266 The one with the sibilant "S." 631 00:37:17,277 --> 00:37:21,817 Right. No. Wrong. It was a lateral lisp. 632 00:37:22,407 --> 00:37:25,775 (LISPING) Sex is simply a symbolic expression 633 00:37:25,785 --> 00:37:27,868 of the emotional status of a relationship. 634 00:37:28,496 --> 00:37:33,207 Sustained lack of sex is symptomatic of disassociation. 635 00:37:33,752 --> 00:37:37,086 No, no. The one with the lateral lisp was Dr. Rifkin. 636 00:37:37,088 --> 00:37:40,297 Dr. Hopkins was the one with the Rorschach birthmark on his forehead. 637 00:37:40,300 --> 00:37:42,508 Right. The one that looked like the state of California. 638 00:37:42,510 --> 00:37:44,968 How could you pay attention to anything that guy was saying? 639 00:37:45,305 --> 00:37:47,592 This cycle of closeness, 640 00:37:47,599 --> 00:37:50,057 then estrangement you've both told me about, 641 00:37:50,059 --> 00:37:53,723 what instigates it, triggers it? First thing that comes to your mind. 642 00:37:53,730 --> 00:37:55,847 - Sacramento. - Governor Gray Davis. 643 00:37:55,857 --> 00:37:59,976 Oh, my personal favorite was the Freudian with the prostate problem. 644 00:37:59,986 --> 00:38:01,443 (LAUGHING) 645 00:38:02,030 --> 00:38:03,862 When two people go to bed, 646 00:38:03,865 --> 00:38:06,608 there are actually six people in that bed. 647 00:38:08,203 --> 00:38:09,694 If you'll excuse me. 648 00:38:12,081 --> 00:38:14,414 - (DOOR OPENS) - Are we allowed to talk when he's gone? 649 00:38:14,417 --> 00:38:16,454 - (DOOR CLOSES) - I don't know. 650 00:38:17,295 --> 00:38:18,661 What do you think? 651 00:38:19,005 --> 00:38:20,496 To be on the safe side, maybe we better not. 652 00:38:20,507 --> 00:38:21,964 (DOOR OPENS) 653 00:38:29,