Stand Up Guys

555 00:33:34,262 --> 00:33:35,262 It's you, isn't it? 556 00:33:35,305 --> 00:33:36,305 I don't know. 557 00:33:36,390 --> 00:33:38,057 It's you. Come on, just say it. 558 00:33:38,350 --> 00:33:39,350 It's you. 559 00:33:39,976 --> 00:33:41,120 What do you think this is here? 560 00:33:41,144 --> 00:33:43,247 I'm not gonna blame you for anything. A job is a job. 561 00:33:43,271 --> 00:33:46,482 If the roles were reversed, I'd do it in a heartbeat. 562 00:33:46,942 --> 00:33:49,151 Come on, man. Say it's you! 563 00:33:49,444 --> 00:33:50,611 It's me. 564 00:33:58,370 --> 00:33:59,620 Claphands. 565 00:34:00,872 --> 00:34:02,790 He's got a mean streak in him. No? 566 00:34:03,792 --> 00:34:05,418 A bit of an understatement. 567 00:34:06,336 --> 00:34:07,336 Yeah. 568 00:34:08,213 --> 00:34:11,048 The meanest, most vindictive motherfucker 569 00:34:12,968 --> 00:34:14,802 outside the devil himself. 570 00:34:19,641 --> 00:34:22,435 The first couple of years I was inside, 571 00:34:23,979 --> 00:34:26,230 I had my head on a swivel, you know? 572 00:34:26,314 --> 00:34:27,375 I was lookin' here, lookin' there. 573 00:34:27,399 --> 00:34:30,234 "What the fuck is gonna happen and when is it gonna happen?" 574 00:34:30,861 --> 00:34:32,778 "Is it gonna happen in the laundry room?" 575 00:34:32,863 --> 00:34:35,823 "On the yard? Am I gonna get it in the fuckin' cafeteria?" 576 00:34:36,366 --> 00:34:37,867 That's all I thought about. 577 00:34:37,951 --> 00:34:39,285 And then I understood something. 578 00:34:40,454 --> 00:34:43,164 He's gonna make me serve 579 00:34:43,999 --> 00:34:46,667 every single day of my sentence 580 00:34:47,669 --> 00:34:51,005 so it would end up just like this. 581 00:34:58,054 --> 00:34:59,722 So how are you gonna do it? 582 00:35:01,516 --> 00:35:03,934 In my apartment, while you're asleep. 583 00:35:04,811 --> 00:35:06,103 You see, 584 00:35:07,022 --> 00:35:08,981 that's got no flavor. 585 00:35:09,065 --> 00:35:10,691 That's got no style. 586 00:35:10,776 --> 00:35:13,068 Come on, what is that? 587 00:35:14,613 --> 00:35:16,030 While I'm asleep. 588 00:35:17,407 --> 00:35:19,074 How do you think I should do it? 589 00:35:20,535 --> 00:35:21,744 I don't. 590 00:35:23,038 --> 00:35:24,205 There's the rub. 591 00:35:28,835 --> 00:35:30,336 He put his son on the job. 592 00:35:32,672 --> 00:35:34,298 This was a bad idea. 593 00:35:35,592 --> 00:35:38,260 Okay, fine. I'm not gonna ask questions. 594 00:35:39,346 --> 00:35:41,305 The first sign of trouble, 595 00:35:41,389 --> 00:35:43,891 the kid panics, starts shooting everywhere. 596 00:35:44,684 --> 00:35:47,269 He catches my bullet in the crossfire. 597 00:35:49,022 --> 00:35:50,182 It could have been anybody's. 598 00:35:50,649 --> 00:35:52,149 I was there. I know. 599 00:35:54,444 --> 00:35:55,694 This was an accident. 600 00:35:57,155 --> 00:35:58,447 How is it my fault? 601 00:36:01,159 --> 00:36:02,743 I'm a fucking stand-up guy. 602 00:36:03,411 --> 00:36:05,913 I took the fall for everyone. 603 00:36:06,748 --> 00:36:08,082 You did. I know that. 604 00:36:08,166 --> 00:36:10,000 And they pressed me. 605 00:36:10,085 --> 00:36:11,669 I didn't say a word. 606 00:36:12,087 --> 00:36:13,671 Not a fuckin' word. 607 00:36:17,425 --> 00:36:18,425 And 608 00:36:19,761 --> 00:36:21,637 this is what it comes to. 609 00:36:28,687 --> 00:36:30,896 When did Claphands give you this job? 610 00:36:35,527 --> 00:36:37,111 The day 611 00:36:38,071 --> 00:36:39,280 you went in. 612 00:36:40,782 --> 00:36:43,367 For 28 years, he was sitting on you? 613 00:36:43,952 --> 00:36:45,452 Yes. 614 00:36:46,621 --> 00:36:48,664 Now that is fucked. 615 00:36:50,083 --> 00:36:51,959 Here's your tea, Doc. 616 00:36:52,460 --> 00:36:54,336 Root beer float for you. 617 00:36:54,713 --> 00:36:56,797 And surf and turf. 618 00:36:58,466 --> 00:37:01,343 Alex. Can I say 619 00:37:02,137 --> 00:37:03,804 that this is the best surf and turf 620 00:37:04,180 --> 00:37:05,890 I've seen in all my travels. 621 00:37:05,974 --> 00:37:07,057 Yeah? 622 00:37:07,809 --> 00:37:08,809 Can I say that? 623 00:37:09,102 --> 00:37:11,562 That's very kind of you to say, Val. 624 00:37:13,481 --> 00:37:15,190 - Are you okay, Doc? - Yeah. 625 00:37:21,072 --> 00:37:22,531 So when are you gonna do it? 626 00:37:23,408 --> 00:37:26,493 By 10:00 this morning, it has to be done. 627 00:37:27,662 --> 00:37:28,829 Okay. 628 00:37:30,999 --> 00:37:32,958 This doesn't work. What time is it now? 629 00:37:33,835 --> 00:37:35,878 1:17 in the a.m. 630 00:37:37,172 --> 00:37:39,173 That's about nine hours. 631 00:37:41,718 --> 00:37:42,760 Yeah. 632 00:37:53,647 --> 00:37:55,731 - Let's get in the car. - Hey, man, let's... 633 00:37:56,066 --> 00:37:58,359