Behind the Candelabra

00:40:20,323 --> 00:40:22,241 The wink? 554 00:40:22,325 --> 00:40:25,786 - That was my idea. - Yeah? 555 00:40:25,870 --> 00:40:31,834 I was the first person in television to look directly into the camera. 556 00:40:31,918 --> 00:40:36,339 I was the first matinee idol in television. 557 00:40:37,632 --> 00:40:40,718 I was the one had the idea of putting the candelabra... 558 00:40:40,802 --> 00:40:42,345 up on the piano, you know? 559 00:40:42,428 --> 00:40:46,766 I saw an old Merle Oberon movie when I got the idea. 560 00:40:46,849 --> 00:40:49,644 From, not Chopin. What was the name of that? 561 00:40:49,727 --> 00:40:52,063 "A Song to Remember"! 562 00:40:52,146 --> 00:40:56,901 - Really? That's like your trademark. - I know. Who knew? 563 00:41:01,447 --> 00:41:05,493 So, really, no matter what you did, you were just... 564 00:41:05,577 --> 00:41:08,454 Meant to be famous. 565 00:41:08,538 --> 00:41:10,707 I guess so. 566 00:41:19,799 --> 00:41:22,427 Hello. 567 00:41:22,510 --> 00:41:25,346 Hi. Yeah, hold on. 568 00:41:25,430 --> 00:41:27,098 It's Seymour. 569 00:41:27,182 --> 00:41:29,934 I told him not to call this number. 570 00:41:31,019 --> 00:41:33,855 I told you not to call this number. 571 00:41:33,938 --> 00:41:35,774 Hi, Lee. I'm sorry, I have to talk to you about these dates. 572 00:41:35,857 --> 00:41:37,817 We've got six months of bookings. 573 00:41:37,901 --> 00:41:40,195 I already told you the dates I would do. 574 00:41:40,278 --> 00:41:43,657 I'm not working after Thanksgiving during the holidays. 575 00:41:43,740 --> 00:41:45,700 Especially now. 576 00:41:45,784 --> 00:41:47,911 But you can make double on holiday shows. 577 00:41:47,994 --> 00:41:49,996 Take a vacation later. 578 00:41:50,080 --> 00:41:54,000 I do not want to be the richest piano player in the grave. 579 00:41:54,251 --> 00:41:55,710 - Forget it. - No, definitely not. 580 00:41:55,794 --> 00:41:58,004 You're already working too hard. 581 00:41:58,088 --> 00:42:01,258 Lee, give the phone to Scott. I have a question for him. 582 00:42:03,927 --> 00:42:06,388 - Hey, Seymour. - Hey, Scott. 583 00:42:06,471 --> 00:42:08,390 Why don't you stay out of my fucking business? 584 00:42:08,473 --> 00:42:10,016 Now give me back to Lee. 585 00:42:16,690 --> 00:42:18,483 Okay. 586 00:42:18,567 --> 00:42:20,694 No, you cannot come for dinner tomorrow night. 587 00:42:20,777 --> 00:42:23,155 I'm making pork. 588 00:42:23,238 --> 00:42:25,365 Okay. Bye-bye. 589 00:42:28,702 --> 00:42:31,538 Doesn't he get insulted when you don't invite him over for dinner? 590 00:42:31,622 --> 00:42:34,124 He gets 10 percents of every dollar I earn. 591 00:42:34,207 --> 00:42:37,127 I don't have to take him out for dinner. 592 00:42:37,211 --> 00:42:40,088 And I don't want any company. 593 00:42:40,172 --> 00:42:45,135 I want my blond Adonis all to myself. 594 00:42:49,473 --> 00:42:52,643 Shit! 595 00:42:52,726 --> 00:42:54,770 - Carson! - Hurry! 596 00:42:57,064 --> 00:42:59,441 Have we missed my performance? 597 00:43:11,412 --> 00:43:14,373 My Christ! I look like my father! 598 00:43:14,456 --> 00:43:17,543 I look like my father in drag! 599 00:43:17,626 --> 00:43:21,255 I look like my father in "Hush, Hush, Sweet Charlotte"! 600 00:43:22,882 --> 00:43:25,134 I would say a full face lift. 601 00:43:25,217 --> 00:43:26,552 With silicone implants... 602 00:43:26,635 --> 00:43:29,805 to prevent the return of the lines around the mouth. 603 00:43:29,889 --> 00:43:31,182 My feeling? 604 00:43:31,265 --> 00:43:33,934 Why go through all of the work and the money... 605 00:43:34,018 --> 00:43:35,936 just to have it all fall down within a year? 606 00:43:36,020 --> 00:43:39,273 You pay good money, it should last. 607 00:43:39,356 --> 00:43:41,942 Some of these doctors, they keep you coming back... 608 00:43:42,026 --> 00:43:44,737 and paying, time after time. 609 00:43:44,820 --> 00:43:47,031 - I don't believe in it. - No, you're right. 610 00:43:47,114 --> 00:43:48,991 I had all this done a while ago. 611 00:43:49,075 --> 00:43:52,578 But I don't think he was as good as you are. 612 00:43:54,246 --> 00:43:57,500 I'm going to recommend a deep face peel after the face lift. 613 00:43:57,583 --> 00:43:59,961 You're going to look fabulous. 614 00:44:00,044 --> 00:44:02,547 You'll look as young as Scott here. 615 00:44:02,630 --> 00:44:04,465 Thank you. I feel so much better. 616 00:44:04,549 --> 00:44:06,592 I mean, that Carson show was like looking... 617 00:44:06,676 --> 00:44:10,763 at Dorian Gray wither away in public. 618 00:44:10,847 --> 00:44:14,642 But what about the press? How do we keep this a secret? 619 00:44:14,725 --> 00:44:17,812 We rent you a fully furnished apartment under an alias. 620 00:44:17,895 --> 00: