Elena Undone

00:11:17,408 --> 00:11:20,809 And, um, then one morning, 148 00:11:20,845 --> 00:11:22,472 I woke up in the hospital. 149 00:11:23,715 --> 00:11:26,081 God, I was scared. 150 00:11:26,117 --> 00:11:28,017 You were pale. 151 00:11:28,052 --> 00:11:30,714 Apparently, I had passed out from dehydration, 152 00:11:30,755 --> 00:11:32,655 and when I came to, 153 00:11:32,690 --> 00:11:37,718 there was Jackie... sitting there like an angel. 154 00:11:38,463 --> 00:11:40,761 I thought I'd never see her again. 155 00:11:41,966 --> 00:11:44,059 When I did... 156 00:11:48,006 --> 00:11:50,770 And I knew from that moment, 157 00:11:50,808 --> 00:11:55,177 even though my entire life had been devoted to the church 158 00:11:55,213 --> 00:11:57,773 and Catholic scripture, 159 00:11:57,815 --> 00:12:01,774 I knew that my God loved Jackie... 160 00:12:02,920 --> 00:12:05,286 And loved me loving her. 161 00:12:06,691 --> 00:12:07,885 You're gonna love this one. 162 00:12:07,925 --> 00:12:09,654 It's called "Soulemetry By The Stars." 163 00:12:09,694 --> 00:12:12,094 My beautiful wife Lily arranged the whole thing. 164 00:12:12,130 --> 00:12:13,097 See ya' there. 165 00:12:13,498 --> 00:12:15,090 Ah! As if on-cue. 166 00:12:17,702 --> 00:12:18,964 Hey, baby. 167 00:12:21,506 --> 00:12:23,940 I'm about to go snap up that internet company 168 00:12:23,975 --> 00:12:26,808 that's been cut off at its knees. 169 00:12:26,844 --> 00:12:28,072 Ah! 170 00:12:28,112 --> 00:12:30,342 If they only knew what a pussy cat you really are. 171 00:12:30,948 --> 00:12:32,313 <i>I mean, seriously.</i> 172 00:12:32,350 --> 00:12:35,444 <i>Do I look like I belong with</i> <i>this jet-setting businesswoman?</i> 173 00:12:35,486 --> 00:12:37,852 <i>Or any woman for that matter?</i> 174 00:12:37,889 --> 00:12:40,949 <i>All my life,</i> <i>everybody thought I was gay.</i> 175 00:12:40,992 --> 00:12:42,755 <i>Was it my sensitivity?</i> 176 00:12:42,794 --> 00:12:45,524 <i>My extensive collection of</i> <i>Barbara Streisand memorabilia?</i> 177 00:12:45,563 --> 00:12:47,030 <i>Who can say.</i> 178 00:12:47,065 --> 00:12:49,192 <i>When it comes to Lily,</i> <i>it's the real deal.</i> 179 00:12:49,233 --> 00:12:50,063 He's all yours. 180 00:12:50,101 --> 00:12:52,069 You are going to love this story! 181 00:12:53,638 --> 00:12:55,367 <i>O</i>r not. 182 00:12:55,406 --> 00:12:57,101 Let's get you a drink. 183 00:12:58,176 --> 00:13:00,337 You're not doing anything wrong. Stop that! 184 00:13:02,480 --> 00:13:04,448 Maybe it's a sign. 185 00:13:04,482 --> 00:13:06,074 Well, that's why we're adopting. 186 00:13:06,818 --> 00:13:09,446 Listen, my exquisite angel... 187 00:13:09,487 --> 00:13:12,320 I know you better than anybody. 188 00:13:12,356 --> 00:13:14,722 My God, between your archaic parents 189 00:13:14,759 --> 00:13:17,319 and Barry's crusades du jour, 190 00:13:17,361 --> 00:13:19,852 it's a testament to your strength... 191 00:13:19,897 --> 00:13:21,626 <i>O</i>r complete insanity. 192 00:13:22,734 --> 00:13:24,395 Tell me something. 193 00:13:25,937 --> 00:13:27,632 What's in this for you? 194 00:13:28,573 --> 00:13:31,337 Come on, give me your hands. Give me your hands. 195 00:13:32,577 --> 00:13:34,807 If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times, 196 00:13:34,846 --> 00:13:36,279 he is not your twin flame. 197 00:13:36,314 --> 00:13:37,144 Alright? 198 00:13:37,181 --> 00:13:38,978 This silly little congregation. 199 00:13:40,084 --> 00:13:41,711 <i>O</i>h... 200 00:13:42,820 --> 00:13:44,481 Interesting. 201 00:13:44,522 --> 00:13:45,819 What? 202 00:13:48,659 --> 00:13:54,291 I'm getting that you should pursue the adoption. 203 00:13:56,167 --> 00:13:59,568 Someone is definitely coming into your life... 204 00:13:59,604 --> 00:14:02,698 - In a big way. - Yes. A baby. 205 00:14:02,740 --> 00:14:04,867 - That's not what I'm seeing. - Please... 206 00:14:04,909 --> 00:14:07,571 I love that you do all of this. 207 00:14:07,612 --> 00:14:09,341 You know I do. 208 00:14:09,380 --> 00:14:12,042 I just, I'm not sure that I believe what... 209 00:14:12,083 --> 00:14:14,711 Sweetheart, there is no denying what I'm seeing here. 210 00:14:14,752 --> 00:14:18,210 Your destiny is gonna happen whether you like it or not. 211 00:14:19,123 --> 00:14:21,717 - I know what I'm talking about. - I know you do. 212 00:14:23,961 --> 00:14:28,091 <i>Secondly, they meet.</i> <i>Randomly.</i> 213 00:14:28,132 --> 00:14:31,260 <i>Possibly, the only place</i> <i>their worlds could intersect.</i> 214 00:14:31,736 --> 00:14:33,931 Sorry, I just had a quick question. 215 00:14:33,971 --> 00:14:36,701 I can't help but notice that I'm the only single person here, 216 00:14:36,741 --> 00:14:39,505 and I, I just wanted to know, um