Excalibur

00:43:38,867 --> 00:43:41,662 I love her. If only she'd be my queen... 467 00:43:46,583 --> 00:43:49,503 Merlin, can you make her love me? 468 00:43:49,670 --> 00:43:53,132 Now, look. I once stood exposed to the dragon's breath... 469 00:43:53,298 --> 00:43:55,384 ...so a man could lie one night with a woman. 470 00:43:55,551 --> 00:43:57,886 It took me nine moons to recover... 471 00:43:58,053 --> 00:43:59,972 ...and all for this lunacy called love... 472 00:44:00,139 --> 00:44:03,475 ...this mad distemper that strikes down both beggar and king. 473 00:44:03,642 --> 00:44:05,686 Never again. 474 00:44:05,936 --> 00:44:07,855 Never. 475 00:44:14,278 --> 00:44:17,406 Who will I marry, then? You can tell me that at least. 476 00:44:17,614 --> 00:44:18,866 What do you see? 477 00:44:24,788 --> 00:44:29,001 - Huh? - Oh, Guenevere. 478 00:44:30,586 --> 00:44:33,213 And a beloved friend who will betray you. 479 00:44:33,380 --> 00:44:35,424 Guenevere. 480 00:44:35,591 --> 00:44:39,845 You're not listening. Your heart is not. Love is deaf as well as blind, that's it. 481 00:44:44,808 --> 00:44:46,977 You have a land to quell before you can... 482 00:44:47,144 --> 00:44:50,731 ...start all this hair pulling and jumping about. 483 00:44:57,446 --> 00:44:59,531 I've made these only for you. 484 00:44:59,698 --> 00:45:03,243 I've mixed into them things that will heal you, but not too quickly... 485 00:45:03,410 --> 00:45:06,955 ...and they'll make you a little sleepy so you can't escape. 486 00:45:07,122 --> 00:45:10,042 - What's in them? - It's an ancient mixture. 487 00:45:10,209 --> 00:45:12,461 Soft, unborn grains... 488 00:45:12,628 --> 00:45:15,214 ...flavored with rose petals. 489 00:45:15,839 --> 00:45:17,591 The rest is secret. 490 00:45:17,758 --> 00:45:18,800 [GUENEVERE GIGGLES] 491 00:45:25,474 --> 00:45:28,227 Looking at the cake's like looking at the future. 492 00:45:28,393 --> 00:45:31,230 Until you've tasted it, what do you really know? 493 00:45:31,396 --> 00:45:34,858 And then, of course, it's too late. 494 00:45:37,319 --> 00:45:38,362 Too late. 495 00:45:55,087 --> 00:45:57,839 We have won battles against armies... 496 00:45:58,006 --> 00:46:00,926 ...and now one man defeats all my knights. 497 00:46:03,720 --> 00:46:06,348 He's a mighty opponent. 498 00:46:11,353 --> 00:46:14,106 - A hard man. <i>- I'll</i> go myself. 499 00:46:14,273 --> 00:46:17,567 The king must not engage in single combat. I'll go again. 500 00:46:17,734 --> 00:46:19,903 No, I Will. Hyah! 501 00:46:32,082 --> 00:46:35,252 - Merlin, who is this knight? - Shh. 502 00:46:35,836 --> 00:46:39,256 MERLIN: Look at him. So beautiful, so quick. 503 00:46:46,388 --> 00:46:48,390 [GRUNTING] 504 00:46:49,224 --> 00:46:51,226 Whoa! 505 00:46:53,937 --> 00:46:54,980 Remember... 506 00:46:55,147 --> 00:46:57,733 ...there's always something cleverer than yourself. 507 00:47:09,619 --> 00:47:11,830 ARTHUR: Move aside. This is the king's road... 508 00:47:11,997 --> 00:47:14,958 ...and the knights you joined arms against were his very own. 509 00:47:15,125 --> 00:47:16,376 KNIGHT: I await the king himself. 510 00:47:16,918 --> 00:47:21,590 - His knights are in need of training. - I am king, and this... 511 00:47:22,758 --> 00:47:24,426 ...is Excalibur... 512 00:47:24,593 --> 00:47:26,970 ...sword of kings from the dawn of time. 513 00:47:27,137 --> 00:47:28,555 Who are you? What do you seek? 514 00:47:28,722 --> 00:47:32,392 I am Lancelot of the Lake, from across the sea... 515 00:47:32,559 --> 00:47:35,645 ...and I have yet to find a king worthy of my sword. 516 00:47:35,812 --> 00:47:38,982 That is a wild boast. You lack a knight's humility. 517 00:47:39,566 --> 00:47:43,070 Not a boast, sir, but a curse. 518 00:47:43,236 --> 00:47:47,324 For I have never met my match in joust or duel. 519 00:47:47,491 --> 00:47:48,617 Move aside! 520 00:47:49,284 --> 00:47:52,162 I will not. You must retreat... 521 00:47:52,371 --> 00:47:55,791 ...or prove your worth in the test of arms under the eyes of God. 522 00:47:55,957 --> 00:47:58,627 Then may he give me the strength to unhorse you... 523 00:47:58,794 --> 00:48:01,588 ...and send you with one blow back across the sea. 524 00:48:01,755 --> 00:48:03,965 Then come across, sir. 525 00:48:26,780 --> 00:48:29,032 <i>“Yam Hvah, hyam!</i> 526 00:48:37,249 --> 00:48:39,835 You joust well, sir. I offer you another lance. 527 00:48:40,252 --> 00:48:43,296 ARTHUR: Yes, yes. Another lance. 528 00:48:51,721 --> 00:48:53,140 HVah! 529 00:48:57,519 --> 00:48:59,521 [ARTHUR YELLING] 530 00:49:03,066 --> 00:49:05,068 [GRUNTING] 531 00:49:10,449 --> 00:49:12,492 Sword! 532 00:49:18,415 --> 00:49:20,750 Yield, sir. I have the advantage. 533 00:49:20,917 --> 00:49:22,419 I will not. Fight m