Army of Darkness

When thou retrievest the book from its cradle, 231 00:25:47,796 --> 00:25:51,842 you must recite the words, "Klaatu barada nikto." 232 00:25:52,509 --> 00:25:55,679 Klaatu barada nikto. Okay. 233 00:25:55,929 --> 00:25:57,347 Well, repeat them. 234 00:25:58,223 --> 00:26:00,350 Klaatu barada nikto. 235 00:26:00,434 --> 00:26:01,435 Again! 236 00:26:01,518 --> 00:26:02,728 I got it, I got it! 237 00:26:02,895 --> 00:26:05,147 I know your damn words, all right? 238 00:26:05,522 --> 00:26:07,900 Now you get this straight, the both of you. 239 00:26:07,983 --> 00:26:10,444 If I get that book, you send me back. 240 00:26:10,903 --> 00:26:14,073 After that, I'm history. Hiyah! 241 00:26:54,071 --> 00:26:55,405 What is it, boy? 242 00:27:10,170 --> 00:27:11,255 Come on! 243 00:27:20,931 --> 00:27:22,057 Come on! 244 00:27:28,689 --> 00:27:29,773 Come on! 245 00:27:30,691 --> 00:27:32,025 Come on, you! 246 00:29:17,631 --> 00:29:20,008 Hey, let's scare this guy good! Come on. 247 00:29:23,220 --> 00:29:25,347 Ramming speed! 248 00:29:33,438 --> 00:29:35,357 Ready, aim, fire! 249 00:29:36,984 --> 00:29:38,402 Get away! 250 00:29:39,361 --> 00:29:40,487 Whoa! 251 00:29:41,113 --> 00:29:42,823 Oh, God! Oh, no! Oh... 252 00:29:42,906 --> 00:29:46,243 Oh! You lousy little... 253 00:29:47,661 --> 00:29:48,912 Oh, no! 254 00:29:49,788 --> 00:29:51,415 Oh, no! Oh, my! 255 00:29:53,250 --> 00:29:54,293 Lift up! 256 00:30:13,395 --> 00:30:14,521 Whoa! 257 00:30:15,272 --> 00:30:18,608 London bridge is falling down, 258 00:30:18,692 --> 00:30:24,239 falling down, falling down, 259 00:30:25,532 --> 00:30:27,159 ...my fair lady. 260 00:30:39,171 --> 00:30:41,131 Is he up? How is he? 261 00:30:41,715 --> 00:30:43,258 Hey, he's gettin' up. 262 00:30:49,348 --> 00:30:51,600 What a horrible nightmare. 263 00:30:53,810 --> 00:30:57,147 Wait a minute. Oh, God! 264 00:30:58,065 --> 00:31:00,067 I can't move! 265 00:31:06,782 --> 00:31:08,367 And go! 266 00:31:08,450 --> 00:31:10,035 Open wide. 267 00:31:10,660 --> 00:31:14,414 Geronimo! 268 00:31:15,916 --> 00:31:17,667 Hooray! Hooray! 269 00:31:37,604 --> 00:31:40,440 Oh! 270 00:31:44,027 --> 00:31:48,407 Okay, little fellow. How about some hot chocolate, huh? 271 00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:01,294 How'd you like the taste of that, huh? 272 00:32:01,878 --> 00:32:03,588 How'd you like the ta... 273 00:32:14,474 --> 00:32:16,101 Let me out! 274 00:32:20,397 --> 00:32:22,899 Oh, dear God, it's growing bigger! 275 00:32:41,543 --> 00:32:43,420 I'm blind. I'm blind. 276 00:32:48,633 --> 00:32:50,093 Yip, yip, yeooh! 277 00:32:52,512 --> 00:32:55,098 Oh, hey! Where are you takin' me? 278 00:33:03,648 --> 00:33:04,941 What are you? 279 00:33:05,734 --> 00:33:07,110 Are you me? 280 00:33:08,111 --> 00:33:11,823 I'm bad Ash, and you're good Ash. 281 00:33:11,948 --> 00:33:13,783 You're goody little two-shoes. 282 00:33:13,867 --> 00:33:15,494 You're a goody little two-shoes, 283 00:33:15,577 --> 00:33:16,995 goody little two-shoes... 284 00:33:18,121 --> 00:33:23,668 Little goody two-shoes little goody two-shoes, 285 00:33:23,752 --> 00:33:25,587 little goody two-shoes. 286 00:33:29,966 --> 00:33:31,676 Little goody two-shoes. 287 00:33:43,396 --> 00:33:47,484 Good, bad. I'm the guy with the gun. 288 00:34:48,753 --> 00:34:52,549 That'll teach you. Yeah, that'll teach you. 289 00:34:55,051 --> 00:34:57,804 You shall never retrieve the Necronomicon! 290 00:34:57,887 --> 00:35:00,849 You'll die in the graveyard before you get it! 291 00:35:01,391 --> 00:35:02,559 Hey, uh... 292 00:35:03,310 --> 00:35:04,853 What's that you got on your face? 293 00:35:04,936 --> 00:35:05,979 Huh? 294 00:35:06,271 --> 00:35:08,064 I'll come back for you! 295 00:35:16,406 --> 00:35:17,741 Hyah! 296 00:35:19,743 --> 00:35:20,952 Come on, boy! 297 00:35:30,670 --> 00:35:31,671 Hiyah! 298 00:36:39,864 --> 00:36:41,116 Three books? 299 00:36:45,662 --> 00:36:47,831 Wait a minute. Hold it. 300 00:36:48,164 --> 00:36:51,167 Nobody said anything about three books. 301 00:36:52,669 --> 00:36:54,421 Like, what am I supposed to do? 302 00:36:54,504 --> 00:36:58,633 Take one book, or all books, or, or what? 303 00:37:02,262 --> 00:37:03,513 Well. 304 00:37:57,525 --> 00:38:00,195 Whoa. Wrong book. 305 00:38:57,085 --> 00:38:58,169 You! 306 00:38:58,962 --> 00:39:00,672 I'll get back to you. 307 00:39:02,715 --> 00:39:03,883 Well... 308 00:39:05,885 --> 00:39:07,804 seems fairly obvious. 309 00:39:12,392 --> 00:39:14,519 Wait a minute, the words. 310 00:39:14,686 --> 00:39:16,062 All right, all right, all right. 311 00:39:16,479 --> 00:39:17,772 Say the words. 312 00:39:22,026 --> 00:39:25,321 Klaatu barada... 313 00:39:25,655 --> 00:39:26,739 Er... 314 00:...