Speak No Evil

we're the only diners tonight. 729 00:30:37,832 --> 00:30:39,164 Oh, it's so cute. 730 00:30:39,300 --> 00:30:42,636 Yep. Not gonna find this on Yelp. 731 00:30:43,439 --> 00:30:46,071 Mike goes out at night on his own, sources all the food. 732 00:30:46,207 --> 00:30:48,237 Incredible chef. He's... (laughs) 733 00:30:48,373 --> 00:30:49,847 You should taste his game pie. 734 00:30:49,982 --> 00:30:51,073 -It's like... (gobbling) -(Ciara laughs) 735 00:30:51,208 --> 00:30:52,476 PADDY: Amazing. 736 00:30:52,611 --> 00:30:55,111 Um, but just to remember, I'm a vegetarian. 737 00:30:55,247 --> 00:30:57,219 -Wait, yesterday. -I know. 738 00:30:57,355 --> 00:30:59,049 I'm... (laughs nervously) I should have said something. 739 00:30:59,185 --> 00:31:00,384 I just-- I-- (stammers) 740 00:31:00,519 --> 00:31:02,188 You guys had gone to so much trouble... 741 00:31:02,323 --> 00:31:03,652 -CIARA: Oh, it's... -Oh, mate, mate. 742 00:31:03,788 --> 00:31:05,056 I feel like such an idiot. I'm so sorry. 743 00:31:05,192 --> 00:31:06,622 BEN: It was okay. Uh... 744 00:31:06,758 --> 00:31:07,994 -Yeah, it was okay. (chuckles) -PADDY: Okay? 745 00:31:08,129 --> 00:31:09,394 Really, don't worry about it. 746 00:31:09,529 --> 00:31:11,198 Great. But you do still eat fish, yeah? 747 00:31:11,333 --> 00:31:14,570 -Yes. -Great. But-- Fish is not a meat? 748 00:31:14,705 --> 00:31:16,138 (chuckles) Of course. 749 00:31:16,274 --> 00:31:18,875 But, you know, it's better for the environment. 750 00:31:19,011 --> 00:31:19,970 Yeah, but the way that industrial fishing 751 00:31:20,105 --> 00:31:21,506 treats the oceans. 752 00:31:21,641 --> 00:31:24,441 That is why I fundraise for sustainable fishing 753 00:31:24,576 --> 00:31:26,180 and for ecolabeling on packaging... 754 00:31:26,316 --> 00:31:28,681 That kind of pescatarianism is a privilege. 755 00:31:28,816 --> 00:31:31,582 LOUISE: Absolutely, but that's not a reason not to do it. 756 00:31:31,717 --> 00:31:33,287 PADDY: What if you can't afford line-caught? 757 00:31:33,422 --> 00:31:34,820 LOUISE: Well, surely you're not advocating 758 00:31:34,956 --> 00:31:36,553 we all eat factory meat. 759 00:31:36,688 --> 00:31:40,194 Rather than, you know, Libby. (chuckles) 760 00:31:41,997 --> 00:31:44,796 It's... complicated. 761 00:31:44,932 --> 00:31:46,932 Can we agree? 762 00:31:47,568 --> 00:31:50,000 It is. It's complicated. It is really complicated. 763 00:31:50,136 --> 00:31:51,867 And complicated is good. 764 00:31:52,003 --> 00:31:53,770 Too many people these days are afraid of honest debate. 765 00:31:53,905 --> 00:31:55,672 Aren't they? We're all too fucking polite. 766 00:31:55,807 --> 00:31:58,911 -Hey. Look at this sucker. -There you go, eh? -Whoa. 767 00:31:59,047 --> 00:32:00,212 Now, we trust that this is 768 00:32:00,348 --> 00:32:02,044 sustainably sourced seafood, Mike. 769 00:32:02,180 --> 00:32:03,646 MIKE: Yeah, well, it's, uh, it's done with Devon butter, 770 00:32:03,781 --> 00:32:05,989 uh, wild samphire, forest-foraged mushrooms, 771 00:32:06,124 --> 00:32:08,151 cooked in, uh, sustainable Devon cream, eh? 772 00:32:08,287 --> 00:32:09,853 -Fantastic. -Yeah. 773 00:32:09,988 --> 00:32:11,622 Uh, not the poisonous ones, right? We can trust you, Mike? 774 00:32:11,758 --> 00:32:13,024 Oh, well, that would be telling, wouldn't it? 775 00:32:13,159 --> 00:32:15,192 (Paddy and Mike laughing) 776 00:32:15,327 --> 00:32:17,193 Right. Pot time. (chuckles) 777 00:32:17,329 --> 00:32:19,435 (Paddy and Ciara laughing) 778 00:32:20,104 --> 00:32:23,802 MUHJID (in distance): ...24, 25... 779 00:32:23,937 --> 00:32:25,607 (Ant sighs) 780 00:32:25,743 --> 00:32:27,975 MUHJID: ...26... 781 00:32:28,111 --> 00:32:29,107 (whispering): Under the bed. 782 00:32:29,242 --> 00:32:33,676 MUHJID: ...27, 28... 783 00:32:35,283 --> 00:32:37,383 -MUHJID: ...29... -AGNES: Whoa. 784 00:32:37,518 --> 00:32:41,090 -That's a lot of watches. -MUHJID: ...30. 785 00:32:42,391 --> 00:32:45,892 (singsongy): Ready or not, here I come. 786 00:32:46,028 --> 00:32:48,262 I don't understand. 787 00:32:51,902 --> 00:32:53,663 (singsongy): Hello. 788 00:33:00,812 --> 00:33:04,311 Where are you, little creatures? 789 00:33:11,757 --> 00:33:14,216 (Ant's breath trembling) 790 00:33:15,052 --> 00:33:17,723 LOUISE:<i> You know,</i> <i> they say, you either become</i> 791 00:33:17,858 --> 00:33:20,290 -like your parents or you go the opposite way, right? -Mm. 792 00:33:20,425 --> 00:33:22,098 I never met mine. (chuckles) 793 00:33:22,233 --> 00:33:24,427 PADDY: Hey, that's their loss, baby. 794 00:33:24,562 --> 00:33:26,436 -Their loss. -(chuckles) 795 00:33:26,571 --> 00:33:30,670 Mine were, if you'll excuse the French, a couple of cunts. 796 00:33:31,340 --> 00:33:33,940 So, you went the other way or...? 797 00:33:34,076 --> 00:33:36,772 (Ciara and Paddy laughing) 798 00:33:39,117 --> 00:33:42,316 "They fuck you up, your mum and dad. 799 00:33:43,418 --> 00:33:46,582 "They may not mean to, but they do.