Bringing Down the House

737 00:36:51,375 --> 00:36:54,336 Well, well, well! Come in, have a seat, spend some time. 738 00:36:54,420 --> 00:36:56,838 Thanks, homeboy, and, no, it can't wait. You gotta check this out. 739 00:36:56,923 --> 00:36:58,548 - What is it? - I found the deposition. 740 00:36:58,633 --> 00:37:00,592 The prosecution interviewed an eyewitness, 741 00:37:00,635 --> 00:37:05,055 and she told them that the perpetrator didn't have a tattoo on the chest. 742 00:37:05,139 --> 00:37:06,973 They never told my lawyer about this shit. 743 00:37:07,683 --> 00:37:09,559 - That's withholding exculp... - Exculpatory evidence. 744 00:37:09,644 --> 00:37:10,977 People v. Stanley, I know. 745 00:37:12,480 --> 00:37:13,772 How do you know that? 746 00:37:13,814 --> 00:37:16,441 Why wouldn't she know that? She's got it goin' on. 747 00:37:16,651 --> 00:37:19,069 Damn, Pete, all I did in there was read law books. 748 00:37:19,487 --> 00:37:20,695 And with comprehension. 749 00:37:21,072 --> 00:37:22,364 Made you think I was a lawyer. 750 00:37:22,531 --> 00:37:25,659 I mean, you obviously have pockets of intelligence. 751 00:37:25,743 --> 00:37:29,871 So, why do you walk and talk and act the way you do? 752 00:37:30,748 --> 00:37:32,040 Because it's sexy. 753 00:37:33,501 --> 00:37:35,335 <font color="#D900D9">(SCOFFS)</font> It ain't actin'! 754 00:37:35,378 --> 00:37:36,586 This is who I am. 755 00:37:37,546 --> 00:37:39,130 I mean, you think I can't talk like you? 756 00:37:39,423 --> 00:37:40,674 <font color="#D900D9">(IN REFINED ACCENT)</font> Oh, Peter, 757 00:37:40,758 --> 00:37:42,676 I absolutely love what you've done with the place! 758 00:37:42,927 --> 00:37:46,263 It's so sterile, so bland, so wonderful! 759 00:37:46,806 --> 00:37:48,014 See? You can do it. 760 00:37:49,016 --> 00:37:50,308 <font color="#D900D9">(IN NORMAL ACCENT)</font> Oh, you like that, huh? 761 00:37:50,351 --> 00:37:53,353 Well, you can kiss my natural black ass, because I don't need your approval. 762 00:37:53,396 --> 00:37:55,230 No, she don't need your approval. 763 00:37:55,648 --> 00:37:57,857 Hey, you don't think I compromise the way I act? 764 00:37:57,900 --> 00:38:00,819 You think I like walking around like an uptight honky? 765 00:38:01,904 --> 00:38:03,613 Yes. I know your lingo. 766 00:38:04,740 --> 00:38:06,366 <font color="#D900D9">(TELEPHONE BEEPS)</font> 767 00:38:06,409 --> 00:38:08,535 <font color="#CC6600">SOFIA:</font> Peter, Mr. Tobias is coming to see you. 768 00:38:08,577 --> 00:38:09,828 Oh, God. 769 00:38:10,538 --> 00:38:11,871 Well, this should be interesting. 770 00:38:12,540 --> 00:38:15,583 Uh-oh. What we gotta do, play "hide the sister"? 771 00:38:15,668 --> 00:38:17,252 Or do I gotta do that slave thing again? 772 00:38:18,296 --> 00:38:20,338 Just... Just act natural. 773 00:38:21,549 --> 00:38:23,633 - Let's get her out of here. - Right. Why don't we get her out? 774 00:38:29,056 --> 00:38:30,807 <font color="#D900D9">(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)</font> 775 00:38:35,896 --> 00:38:37,564 Peter. Howie. 776 00:38:37,648 --> 00:38:38,732 Ed. 777 00:38:39,358 --> 00:38:40,525 Who is this? 778 00:38:41,277 --> 00:38:42,569 Uh... This is the... 779 00:38:42,653 --> 00:38:44,070 - Well, we were just having... - Well, Mr. Sanderson, 780 00:38:44,155 --> 00:38:46,573 I can see you are very busy. A very busy man you are. 781 00:38:46,657 --> 00:38:50,452 That's why I really appreciate you offering your services free of charge. 782 00:38:50,536 --> 00:38:52,495 Oh, I... Well, I just... Gosh. 783 00:38:52,747 --> 00:38:53,913 - <font color="#D900D9">(CHUCKLES)</font> - Peter... 784 00:38:55,082 --> 00:38:56,958 - She is... - Well, see, Mr. Sanderson here, 785 00:38:57,043 --> 00:38:59,586 being the heavenly man that he is... 786 00:38:59,628 --> 00:39:01,171 God bless you! 787 00:39:01,255 --> 00:39:03,423 Oh, you got that anointing on you. 788 00:39:03,466 --> 00:39:06,384 ...has offered to do the taxes for the Compton Evangelistic 789 00:39:06,427 --> 00:39:09,346 Episcopal Baptist Church of South Central. 790 00:39:09,430 --> 00:39:11,389 <font color="#D900D9">(CHUCKLES)</font> You know, just anything to help 791 00:39:11,432 --> 00:39:13,350 Reverend Shack Tillfont. 792 00:39:14,769 --> 00:39:16,186 Just call him Shack. 793 00:39:16,270 --> 00:39:17,270 Shack. 794 00:39:17,355 --> 00:39:18,646 Well, anyway, I'll let you guys go. 795 00:39:18,731 --> 00:39:20,607 I'll see you at choir rehearsal on Thursday. 796 00:39:20,649 --> 00:39:22,150 - Thursday. Okay. - 7:00, now! 797 00:39:22,234 --> 00:39:23,860 <font color="#D900D9">(SINGING)</font> He got the whole world in his hands... 798 00:39:23,944 --> 00:39:27,739 I'll escort Mrs. Shack Tillfont 799 00:39:27,782 --> 00:39:29,824 to the elevator. Gentlemen. 800 00: