All of Me

357 00:31:45,256 --> 00:31:49,510 This Cutwater thing got under my skin! I need to leave for about an hour. 358 00:31:49,636 --> 00:31:53,681 No! We're going to court tomorrow. -Court tomorrow. Uh, really, l... 359 00:31:53,806 --> 00:31:57,977 Clear the decks. Sit down. 360 00:31:59,020 --> 00:32:03,066 It's my divorce. Ah, nobody knew. Tell you the truth, 361 00:32:03,191 --> 00:32:07,236 it's a little embarrasing. Seymour was representing me, 362 00:32:07,862 --> 00:32:12,367 but he wasn't doing squat! You want a partnership, you do for me 363 00:32:12,367 --> 00:32:16,204 what you did in the Brenner case. -Oh, God, not now. 364 00:32:16,329 --> 00:32:20,375 Oh, just explain what happened. -Are you crazy? I don't believe it. 365 00:32:20,500 --> 00:32:24,545 If I tell him he'll have me put away. Before I can take care of any of this 366 00:32:24,671 --> 00:32:28,841 there's something very personal... -Oh, yes, of course. All right, 367 00:32:28,925 --> 00:32:33,012 sit down, I'll tell you everything. -Oh, no, no, I meant that l... 368 00:32:33,096 --> 00:32:37,183 Ok, don't be embarassed. I started cheating on my wife 3 years ago. 369 00:32:37,267 --> 00:32:41,354 Oh, goody, man! Talk. -I never intended to. 370 00:32:41,437 --> 00:32:45,525 Women just threw themselves at me. -Oh, you must be joking. 371 00:32:45,608 --> 00:32:49,153 What? -I said, uh, must be choking. 372 00:32:49,279 --> 00:32:53,449 Anyway, I'm Paul Newman or anything. -You can say that again. 373 00:32:54,075 --> 00:32:58,246 What? -I said... could you say that again? 374 00:32:59,581 --> 00:33:03,876 I'm not Paul Newman? -Not Paul Newman. 375 00:33:07,839 --> 00:33:12,218 Anyway, it seems that my wife's best friend suddenly lost her husband. 376 00:33:13,469 --> 00:33:17,849 Women usually do outlive their men. So, naturally, she found herself 377 00:33:17,849 --> 00:33:21,894 cut off from her normal sexual relations and... 378 00:33:21,894 --> 00:33:26,065 She turned to you and you comfort her. I understand, sir, 379 00:33:26,065 --> 00:33:30,236 you really didn't do anything wrong. -Believe it. I was incredible. 380 00:33:30,236 --> 00:33:34,407 I see, sir. I can figure out the rest. -Oh, and then another one was widowed. 381 00:33:34,407 --> 00:33:38,494 Ok, so 2 little indiscretions. That's not such a big deal. 382 00:33:38,494 --> 00:33:43,708 And then, another one. And another. Going to a funeral gave me a hard-on. 383 00:33:44,208 --> 00:33:48,713 Speaking on behalf of the dead, I find this disgusting! 384 00:33:49,005 --> 00:33:53,509 I think I got the picture now. -I'm not sure. It's not just sex. 385 00:33:53,593 --> 00:33:58,723 Let me tell you. These sweet darling ladies gave new purpose to my life! 386 00:33:59,557 --> 00:34:04,562 They gave me the opportunity to give something back instead of just take! 387 00:34:04,771 --> 00:34:07,899 Are you all right? -I'm fine, fine! 388 00:34:07,899 --> 00:34:12,070 Anyway, you understand what I say? I give love and happiness to people 389 00:34:12,153 --> 00:34:16,324 who really need and appreciate it! I'm the West Coast distributor of 390 00:34:16,324 --> 00:34:20,495 Iove and happiness. And for that I've to go court? I don't deserve that! 391 00:34:20,620 --> 00:34:24,457 I should get a dinner! -He should get a social disease. 392 00:34:24,582 --> 00:34:28,544 I won't let you down. -Well, I'm counting on you! Son. 393 00:34:28,544 --> 00:34:33,132 Shake hands with him. Like a man. 394 00:34:34,592 --> 00:34:38,012 Crazy musicians. -You won't regret this. 395 00:34:38,137 --> 00:34:43,226 I know I won't. If I do, you'll never practice in the Free World again. 396 00:34:50,108 --> 00:34:54,070 I hope you plan on losing that case. -How did it go, Roger? 397 00:34:54,195 --> 00:34:58,658 The only thing I plan to lose is you! -Nice talking to you, Roger. 398 00:34:59,492 --> 00:35:03,788 You have a great deal to learn about making someone feel welcome. 399 00:35:04,205 --> 00:35:08,376 Let's get something straight here. I never liked you in your body, 400 00:35:08,376 --> 00:35:12,422 I certainly don't like you in mine! -Well, I don't see why you're 401 00:35:12,422 --> 00:35:16,593 getting so upset about all this. -Because I want my body back! 402 00:35:16,593 --> 00:35:20,680 And I want my freedom and my privacy. And most of all, I'd like to be able 403 00:35:20,680 --> 00:35:24,851 to take a leak without being fondled! -You may find this hard to believe, 404 00:35:24,851 --> 00:35:29,647 but fondling you while you make pee-pee is not my idea of a good time. 405 00:35:31,316 --> 00:35:35,278 Fine! Fine! It's two o'clock. 406 00:35:36,321 --> 00:35:40,283 Round about. -I have a lot of work to do. 407 00:35:40,283 --> 00:35:43,911 I want you out of me by three fifteen! Now where's the sw...