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504 00:37:20,070 --> 00:37:23,157 You don't think that women talk to women that way? Thank you. 505 00:37:23,782 --> 00:37:26,534 Yeah, I guess so. Sometimes. Some women. 506 00:37:26,661 --> 00:37:29,246 So, what's wrong with a woman talking to a man that way? 507 00:37:29,371 --> 00:37:32,375 I don't know. I just think that when a man talks to a woman, 508 00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:34,418 or a woman talks to a man, 509 00:37:35,043 --> 00:37:37,045 it should be more romantic. 510 00:37:37,128 --> 00:37:39,798 Women aren't supposed to feel the same things a man feels? 511 00:37:39,882 --> 00:37:41,550 It's wrong for her to talk about it? 512 00:37:41,634 --> 00:37:44,512 It's okay for a man to say "I'm horny. I'd like to get laid." 513 00:37:44,594 --> 00:37:48,099 -This is not okay for a woman to say? -Now you sound like Gloria Steinem. 514 00:37:51,143 --> 00:37:52,143 Let's go to Duke's. 515 00:37:55,690 --> 00:37:58,150 -Steve told you about Duke's? -Yeah. 516 00:38:00,568 --> 00:38:03,072 I used to put your brother to bed after six of these. 517 00:38:03,155 --> 00:38:05,365 -Yeah? How many is this? -Five. 518 00:38:05,449 --> 00:38:07,659 Good. I got one to go. 519 00:38:08,536 --> 00:38:09,869 Nope. That's a double. 520 00:38:11,539 --> 00:38:12,748 Then I'll just sip it. 521 00:38:14,041 --> 00:38:15,041 I was afraid of that. 522 00:38:19,547 --> 00:38:21,673 -I really miss him. -Who? Duke? 523 00:38:21,757 --> 00:38:22,800 No. Steve. 524 00:38:23,550 --> 00:38:26,721 Why, Walt? I mean, face it, you know. 525 00:38:28,139 --> 00:38:30,182 He wasn't the nicest guy in the world. 526 00:38:30,266 --> 00:38:31,184 No. 527 00:38:31,349 --> 00:38:33,978 -Especially where women are concerned. -No. 528 00:38:34,978 --> 00:38:37,481 He loves kids, though. And dogs. 529 00:38:40,860 --> 00:38:43,028 And he does things for people nobody knew about 530 00:38:43,112 --> 00:38:46,282 except for me and the shrink he was seeing for about six months. 531 00:38:47,115 --> 00:38:48,159 And God. 532 00:38:49,784 --> 00:38:51,746 -Yeah. He knows. -She. 533 00:38:55,373 --> 00:38:56,375 He's like Popeye. 534 00:38:57,918 --> 00:39:00,170 -God? -No. Steve. You know. 535 00:39:00,253 --> 00:39:03,048 "I am what I am." He is what he is. 536 00:39:03,548 --> 00:39:05,550 He's a smart, funny, charming, 537 00:39:06,302 --> 00:39:08,387 dyed-in-the-wool male chauvinist, 538 00:39:09,889 --> 00:39:13,266 who brags about most things other guys are afraid to admit to themselves. 539 00:39:14,184 --> 00:39:16,478 And you know what? He likes me. 540 00:39:17,688 --> 00:39:18,606 He's very loyal. 541 00:39:20,023 --> 00:39:21,858 You wanna know why, Walter? 542 00:39:23,818 --> 00:39:24,652 Why? 543 00:39:26,362 --> 00:39:27,655 Because he envies you. 544 00:39:28,324 --> 00:39:31,159 See, you're a good guy. 545 00:39:31,827 --> 00:39:32,869 How do you know that? 546 00:39:34,121 --> 00:39:36,708 -That you're a good guy? -No, that he envies me. 547 00:39:36,873 --> 00:39:38,000 Oh. Well. 548 00:39:40,126 --> 00:39:41,170 He told me. 549 00:39:41,961 --> 00:39:43,505 He said, "Amanda, 550 00:39:43,630 --> 00:39:44,757 you stick with Walt. 551 00:39:45,465 --> 00:39:46,550 He's a good guy." 552 00:39:48,094 --> 00:39:51,012 -Maybe I'm not so good. -How come? 553 00:39:53,807 --> 00:39:55,184 To tell you the truth, 554 00:39:55,266 --> 00:39:57,603 I really, really wanna go to bed with you. 555 00:39:59,188 --> 00:40:00,690 Like that's a hot news flash. 556 00:40:00,773 --> 00:40:03,818 Yeah, I can't because you're my best friend's sister. 557 00:40:03,900 --> 00:40:07,155 What? Steve wouldn't have any trouble going to bed with your sister. 558 00:40:07,237 --> 00:40:10,115 I don't have a sister. Even if I did, I don't think he would. 559 00:40:10,282 --> 00:40:13,536 Oh, he would. Take my word for it. 560 00:40:13,661 --> 00:40:15,371 So, what are you saying? That I should? 561 00:40:16,371 --> 00:40:17,914 I mean, if I could... 562 00:40:18,498 --> 00:40:20,208 If you could, yeah, sure. 563 00:40:22,418 --> 00:40:24,172 -But you can't. -No? 564 00:40:24,255 --> 00:40:25,672 No. Sorry. 565 00:40:27,173 --> 00:40:28,384 You mind telling me why? 566 00:40:34,597 --> 00:40:36,891 Because I'm not really who you think I am. 567 00:40:40,146 --> 00:40:41,938 It's me, Walt. Steve. 568 00:40:43,606 --> 00:40:45,233 I died, and... 569 00:40:45,900 --> 00:40:47,485 God wouldn't let me into heaven 570 00:40:48,195 --> 00:40:51,865 because I been such a shit to women. 571 00:40:53,951 --> 00:40:55,827 That's why? God. 572 00:40:56,786 --> 00:40:57,996 If I want to go to heaven, 573 00:40:59,498 --> 00:41:00,541 I gotta find... 574 00:41:02,918 --> 00:41:05,128 I gotta find one female who likes me. 575 00:4