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-Go talk to him. -Come on, go. 400 00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:37,200 The thing is, I've got priorities. You only get to be a dancer for 1 0 years. 401 00:31:37,800 --> 00:31:41,200 Maybe 1 5 if you don't get injured. So, for the next decade-- 402 00:31:41,200 --> 00:31:43,400 All I'm asking for is a date. 403 00:31:51,700 --> 00:31:52,700 God! 404 00:31:52,700 --> 00:31:54,600 That's why I like this guy. 405 00:31:54,600 --> 00:31:58,000 Anna's for sure, right? She's always been Jonathan's favourite. 406 00:31:58,000 --> 00:31:59,400 -Maureen, too. -Right. 407 00:31:59,400 --> 00:32:02,300 -Boring. -Boring or not, Jonathan likes her. 408 00:32:02,800 --> 00:32:04,700 That only leaves one girl spot open. 409 00:32:04,700 --> 00:32:06,100 -Emily. -I don't think so. 410 00:32:06,100 --> 00:32:10,600 -She's getting big. Jonathan hates big. -It's a little extra padding for the winter. 411 00:32:10,900 --> 00:32:14,000 -What does she have that I don't? -She can salsa. 412 00:32:57,500 --> 00:33:00,900 You call that salsa? Come on, Erik. We'll show them salsa. 413 00:33:03,200 --> 00:33:05,200 Get your asses up here. 414 00:33:05,200 --> 00:33:07,100 -What is that? -That's not salsa. 415 00:33:07,100 --> 00:33:09,500 -That is not salsa. -Use the technique, Charlie. 416 00:33:09,500 --> 00:33:11,200 Here we go, girl. 417 00:33:22,400 --> 00:33:24,300 Where are you from? 418 00:33:24,400 --> 00:33:26,300 -Jersey. -New Jersey? 419 00:33:26,300 --> 00:33:27,700 Me. I'm from Russia. 420 00:33:27,700 --> 00:33:30,000 Yeah? What are you doing here? 421 00:33:30,100 --> 00:33:32,000 I'm a ballet dancer. 422 00:33:39,700 --> 00:33:41,800 How do I do this exactly? 423 00:33:42,100 --> 00:33:43,600 You've never bowled before? 424 00:33:43,600 --> 00:33:44,500 No. 425 00:33:44,500 --> 00:33:46,700 Just roll it on down there. 426 00:33:58,400 --> 00:34:02,600 In Nepal, there's a jungle with an elephant walking and he steps on a thorn. 427 00:34:02,800 --> 00:34:04,700 He says, "That hurts." 428 00:34:04,700 --> 00:34:08,500 He sees a little mouse and says, "Help me get the thorn out of my foot." 429 00:34:08,500 --> 00:34:12,300 And the mouse goes, "You stepped on my uncle last week. No way." 430 00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:15,200 He goes, "Please, I'll do anything. lt really hurts." 431 00:34:15,200 --> 00:34:17,600 -The mouse goes, "Anything?" -He says, "Yeah." 432 00:34:17,600 --> 00:34:19,600 So he takes out the thorn. 433 00:34:19,600 --> 00:34:22,900 The elephant feels so much better, and he says, "How can I repay you?" 434 00:34:22,900 --> 00:34:26,300 The mouse goes, "I want to have my way with you. You're sexy." 435 00:34:26,300 --> 00:34:28,600 And the elephant goes, "No." 436 00:34:28,700 --> 00:34:32,000 He goes, "You promised." And starts doing the elephant. 437 00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:36,000 The elephant says, "I'll let him finish. It's the right thing to do." 438 00:34:36,400 --> 00:34:40,300 There's three monkeys in a tree. They see this mouse hump the elephant. 439 00:34:41,200 --> 00:34:44,500 They pick up these coconuts and just start chucking them. 440 00:34:44,500 --> 00:34:48,400 They hit the elephant in the head. The elephant goes. "My God, that hurts." 441 00:34:48,400 --> 00:34:52,200 The mouse doesn't even stop. He says, "Yeah. Take it all, bitch." 442 00:34:55,100 --> 00:34:57,200 This is my kind of a mouse. 443 00:35:00,800 --> 00:35:03,300 Why can't all dancing be this fun? 444 00:35:05,600 --> 00:35:07,600 All dancing is this fun. 445 00:35:07,600 --> 00:35:09,200 Maybe for you. 446 00:35:12,800 --> 00:35:14,200 Russia? 447 00:35:14,300 --> 00:35:16,800 So, what are you doing in New York? 448 00:35:21,500 --> 00:35:22,800 Mafia. 449 00:36:15,700 --> 00:36:17,200 You got.... 450 00:36:18,600 --> 00:36:20,200 I've got it. 451 00:36:27,700 --> 00:36:29,200 Would it... 452 00:36:30,100 --> 00:36:32,500 ...be presumptuous to ask to come up? 453 00:36:32,500 --> 00:36:33,800 Yeah. 454 00:36:34,900 --> 00:36:37,500 Plus, you're not allowed. Dorm rules. 455 00:36:37,800 --> 00:36:39,800 So this is good night. 456 00:36:40,700 --> 00:36:42,100 I think so. Yeah. 457 00:36:42,100 --> 00:36:43,800 But not goodbye. 458 00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:45,200 No. 459 00:36:45,500 --> 00:36:47,200 No, not goodbye. 460 00:36:59,900 --> 00:37:01,500 I have to go. 461 00:37:01,800 --> 00:37:03,300 Good night. 462 00:37:10,900 --> 00:37:13,800 Guys, let's go to another club. I want to dance. 463 00:37:13,800 --> 00:37:16,700 -All right, ma'am. Time to go. -Taxi, taxi ! 464 00:37:16,700 --> 00:37:18,100 You're sweaty. 465 00:37:18,100 --> 00:37:21,500 I don't mind, because you're sweet. And so is your sweat. 466 00:37:21,500 --> 00:37:23,000 Sweet sweat. 467 00:37:23,400 --> 00:37:24,800 You are, too. 468