Beauty and the Beast

438 00:28:59,987 --> 00:29:03,449 ♪ <i>I'm especially good at expectorating</i> ♪ 439 00:29:03,491 --> 00:29:04,617 Ptooey! 440 00:29:04,659 --> 00:29:06,911 ♪ <i>Ten points for Gaston</i> ♪ 441 00:29:06,994 --> 00:29:09,956 ♪ <i>When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs</i> ♪ 442 00:29:09,997 --> 00:29:13,501 ♪ <i>Every morning to help me get large</i> ♪ 443 00:29:13,584 --> 00:29:16,629 ♪ <i>And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs</i> ♪ 444 00:29:16,671 --> 00:29:22,677 ♪ <i>So I'm roughly the size of a barge</i> ♪ 445 00:29:22,760 --> 00:29:27,556 ♪ <i>No one shoots like Gaston</i> ♪ 446 00:29:27,640 --> 00:29:29,267 ♪ <i>Makes those beauts like Gaston</i> ♪ 447 00:29:29,350 --> 00:29:32,561 ♪ <i>Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Gaston</i> ♪ 448 00:29:32,645 --> 00:29:36,607 ♪ <i>I use antlers in all of my decorating</i> ♪ 449 00:29:36,691 --> 00:29:39,151 ♪ <i>My, what a guy</i> ♪ 450 00:29:39,193 --> 00:29:43,948 ♪ <i>Gaston</i> ♪ 451 00:29:49,662 --> 00:29:52,081 - Help! Someone help me! - Maurice? 452 00:29:52,873 --> 00:29:54,375 Please! Please, I need your help. 453 00:29:54,458 --> 00:29:57,128 He's got her... He's got her locked in the dungeon. 454 00:29:57,211 --> 00:29:59,213 - Who? - Belle. We must go. 455 00:29:59,297 --> 00:30:01,090 Not... Not a minute to lose. 456 00:30:01,173 --> 00:30:03,509 Whoa! Slow down, Maurice. 457 00:30:03,551 --> 00:30:06,387 - Who's got Belle locked in a dungeon? - A beast! 458 00:30:06,429 --> 00:30:09,056 A horrible, monstrous beast! 459 00:30:14,687 --> 00:30:16,439 - Is it a big beast? - Huge. 460 00:30:16,522 --> 00:30:19,442 - With a long, ugly snout? - Hideously ugly. 461 00:30:19,525 --> 00:30:23,029 - And sharp, cruel fangs? - Yes, yes! Will you help me? 462 00:30:23,070 --> 00:30:25,823 All right, old man. We'll help you out. 463 00:30:25,906 --> 00:30:29,535 You will? Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you. 464 00:30:29,827 --> 00:30:31,245 Oh! 465 00:30:31,912 --> 00:30:34,248 Crazy old Maurice. 466 00:30:34,332 --> 00:30:37,126 He's always good for a laugh. 467 00:30:38,419 --> 00:30:41,047 Crazy old Maurice, hmm? 468 00:30:41,964 --> 00:30:44,383 Crazy old Maurice. 469 00:30:44,467 --> 00:30:45,593 Hmm. 470 00:30:45,760 --> 00:30:49,096 ♪ <i>LeFou, I'm afraid I've been thinking</i> ♪ 471 00:30:49,138 --> 00:30:50,765 ♪ <i>A dangerous pastime</i> ♪ 472 00:30:50,806 --> 00:30:51,974 ♪ <i>I know</i> ♪ 473 00:30:52,058 --> 00:30:55,353 ♪ <i>But that wacky old coot is Belle's father</i> ♪ 474 00:30:55,436 --> 00:30:58,564 ♪ <i>And his sanity's only so-so</i> ♪ 475 00:30:58,606 --> 00:31:01,901 ♪ <i>Now, the wheels in my head have been turning</i> ♪ 476 00:31:01,942 --> 00:31:05,112 ♪ <i>Since I looked at that loony old man</i> ♪ 477 00:31:05,154 --> 00:31:08,616 ♪ <i>See, I promised myself I'd be married to Belle</i> ♪ 478 00:31:08,657 --> 00:31:13,204 ♪ <i>And right now, I'm evolving a plan</i> ♪ 479 00:31:13,287 --> 00:31:15,414 - If I... - Yes? 480 00:31:15,456 --> 00:31:18,501 - Then we... - No, would she? 481 00:31:18,584 --> 00:31:20,211 - Guess. - Now I get it! 482 00:31:20,294 --> 00:31:22,546 - Let's go! - Let's go! 483 00:31:22,630 --> 00:31:26,634 ♪ <i>No one plots like Gaston</i> ♪ 484 00:31:26,717 --> 00:31:28,344 ♪ <i>Takes cheap shots like Gaston</i> ♪ 485 00:31:28,427 --> 00:31:31,722 ♪ <i>Plans to persecute harmless crackpots like Gaston</i> ♪ 486 00:31:31,806 --> 00:31:37,395 ♪ <i>So, his marriage we soon will be celebrating</i> ♪ 487 00:31:37,478 --> 00:31:39,980 ♪ <i>My, what a guy</i> ♪ 488 00:31:40,064 --> 00:31:44,318 ♪ <i>Gaston</i> ♪ 489 00:31:47,488 --> 00:31:50,157 Will no one help me? 490 00:31:58,916 --> 00:32:01,127 - Who is it? - Mrs. Potts, dear. 491 00:32:03,170 --> 00:32:05,172 I thought you might like a spot of tea. 492 00:32:05,214 --> 00:32:07,091 But you're... You're a... 493 00:32:07,174 --> 00:32:08,843 Oh! 494 00:32:09,009 --> 00:32:11,262 - Careful. - This is impossible. 495 00:32:11,345 --> 00:32:13,973 I know it is, but here we are. 496 00:32:14,014 --> 00:32:16,851 I told you she was pretty, Mama, didn't I? 497 00:32:16,934 --> 00:32:21,230 All right, Chip, now, that'll do. Slowly now. Don't spill. 498 00:32:22,690 --> 00:32:24,150 Thank you. 499 00:32:24,191 --> 00:32:26,193 Wanna see me do a trick? 500 00:32:27,611 --> 00:32:30,656 - Chip! - Oops! Sorry. 501 00:32:30,698 --> 00:32:33,325 That was a very brave thing you did, my dear. 502 00:32:33,367 --> 00:32:34,869 We all think so. 503 00:32:34,910 --> 00:32:38,456 But I've lost my father, my dreams, everything. 504 00:32:38,539 --> 00:32:43,210 Cheer up, child. It'll turn out all right in the end. 505 00:32:43,252 --> 00:32:44,628 You'll see. 506 00:32:44,712 --> 00:32:46,547 Oh, listen to me jabbering on 507 00:...