Vampires

00:42:14,651 --> 00:42:16,317 Don't worry. 336 00:42:16,318 --> 00:42:18,235 It'll come back to you. 337 00:42:18,988 --> 00:42:22,988 A master vampire has a telepathic link with his victims. 338 00:42:22,992 --> 00:42:25,450 You're gonna help us find him. 339 00:42:25,453 --> 00:42:27,995 While he's sleeping, we unleash on him. 340 00:42:28,330 --> 00:42:30,705 You're the bait, honey. 341 00:42:31,209 --> 00:42:33,209 Sorry. 342 00:42:43,514 --> 00:42:45,306 I know all about you, Mr. Crow. 343 00:42:45,308 --> 00:42:48,183 I know your parents were bitten by vampires. 344 00:42:48,186 --> 00:42:51,769 You were raised by the Church as it's master slayer. 345 00:42:53,358 --> 00:42:56,567 You know the truth is, I didn't wanna be forced on you like this. 346 00:42:56,570 --> 00:42:59,861 I was supposed to take over when Father Giovanni retired. 347 00:42:59,865 --> 00:43:01,782 I always dreamed of this. 348 00:43:01,784 --> 00:43:05,326 Ever since I first heard about you, heard about the slayers. 349 00:43:05,496 --> 00:43:08,955 I want to be part of the team, You know, just do whatever I could. 350 00:43:08,959 --> 00:43:11,292 For example, if you wanted to receive... 351 00:43:11,295 --> 00:43:13,253 the sacrament of confession... 352 00:43:13,254 --> 00:43:14,879 Fucking priest! 353 00:43:27,227 --> 00:43:28,310 Who set us up? 354 00:43:28,311 --> 00:43:30,061 Was it you? Who set us up? 355 00:43:30,063 --> 00:43:31,605 Who was it, 356 00:43:31,607 --> 00:43:32,690 Huh? 357 00:43:32,691 --> 00:43:33,983 Who set us up? 358 00:43:33,985 --> 00:43:36,776 I don't know what you're taking about! 359 00:43:36,779 --> 00:43:39,696 You don't think I'll kill you, because you're a priest. 360 00:43:39,699 --> 00:43:42,116 You're seriously misjudging the wrong mother-fucker! 361 00:43:42,119 --> 00:43:44,369 You wanna kill me, you go ahead, okay? 362 00:43:44,371 --> 00:43:47,662 I don't know what you're talking about! 363 00:43:48,083 --> 00:43:49,958 I don't. 364 00:43:54,132 --> 00:43:56,632 We'll see about that. 365 00:44:02,849 --> 00:44:04,182 Where're we going? 366 00:44:06,395 --> 00:44:08,936 You have to tell me what's going on, Mr. Crow. 367 00:44:10,483 --> 00:44:13,025 - Have you ever seen a vampire? - No. 368 00:44:13,027 --> 00:44:15,610 Now, first of all, they're not romantic, alright? 369 00:44:15,613 --> 00:44:18,905 They're not a bunch of fags, hopping around in rented formalwear... 370 00:44:18,909 --> 00:44:22,034 and seducing everybody insight, with a Euro-trash accents, alright? 371 00:44:22,036 --> 00:44:24,286 Forget whatever you've seen in the movies. 372 00:44:24,289 --> 00:44:27,080 They don't turn into bats. Crosses don't work. 373 00:44:27,083 --> 00:44:29,250 Garlic? Stand there with garlic around your neck, 374 00:44:29,251 --> 00:44:31,626 one of them fuckers will bend you fucking over... 375 00:44:31,629 --> 00:44:32,671 and takes a walk up your... 376 00:44:32,672 --> 00:44:35,172 strata chocolata while he's sucking the blood outta you! 377 00:44:35,175 --> 00:44:38,841 All right? They don't sleep in coffins lined with taffeta. 378 00:44:38,845 --> 00:44:39,970 You wanna kill one? 379 00:44:39,972 --> 00:44:43,264 You drive a wooden stake, right through his fucking heart. 380 00:44:43,767 --> 00:44:46,892 Sunlight turns them into crispy critters. 381 00:44:47,188 --> 00:44:50,646 Got it? See this map? 382 00:44:51,068 --> 00:44:52,984 This map shows all the encounters... 383 00:44:52,986 --> 00:44:56,403 in the United States, as far back as the 1800's. 384 00:44:56,407 --> 00:44:58,490 - I've never seen it. - No one has~ 385 00:44:58,491 --> 00:44:59,866 Look at the Southwest. 386 00:44:59,868 --> 00:45:01,493 - See the spiral pattern? - Yes. 387 00:45:01,495 --> 00:45:03,454 It's a Time-sequence with all encounters, 388 00:45:03,456 --> 00:45:06,789 you get a logarithmic pattern, ever-widening. 389 00:45:06,918 --> 00:45:11,168 It's a search pattern, Padre. They're looking for something. 390 00:45:11,381 --> 00:45:12,881 Do you know what it is? 391 00:45:12,883 --> 00:45:16,300 I heard stories... when I was young. 392 00:45:16,470 --> 00:45:18,886 Something about a black cross. 393 00:45:18,889 --> 00:45:21,889 About vampires walking in the sunlight. 394 00:45:22,726 --> 00:45:24,309 Padre. 395 00:45:24,894 --> 00:45:27,103 - Can I ask you something? - Yeah. 396 00:45:27,106 --> 00:45:29,689 When I was kicking your ass back there... 397 00:45:29,858 --> 00:45:32,608 - did that give you wood? - What? 398 00:45:33,487 --> 00:45:36,945 Huh? You get a little mahogany~ from that ebony? 399 00:45:38,368 --> 00:45:41,618 I'm just fucking with you, Padre. Forget about it. 400 00:45:44,207 --> 00:45:46,874 And what God has given her... 401 00:45:46,877 --> 0