The Hills Have Eyes

of these family trips. 255 00:25:20,610 --> 00:25:23,969 Well, we're not gonna have many more of them, you know? 256 00:25:23,970 --> 00:25:27,917 And if you wanna go to Cancun, you're gonna have to get a job. 257 00:25:28,090 --> 00:25:31,400 Oh, yeah. What, you mean like your job? 258 00:25:32,130 --> 00:25:36,032 Brenda, I help Doug out at the store, okay? 259 00:25:36,970 --> 00:25:38,409 Yeah. 260 00:25:38,410 --> 00:25:41,197 Honey, can you bring me my jacket? 261 00:25:42,370 --> 00:25:44,679 I'll be right there, honey! 262 00:26:11,970 --> 00:26:13,849 Bobby! Fucker! 263 00:26:13,850 --> 00:26:16,478 - Could you get me a Twinkie? - No. 264 00:26:37,010 --> 00:26:38,529 I'll walk in this direction. 265 00:26:38,530 --> 00:26:41,929 Fine. Find out where the road leads, I'll head back the way we came. 266 00:26:41,930 --> 00:26:44,319 - Stay away from me. - All right. 267 00:26:44,610 --> 00:26:46,729 Road's gotta lead somewhere. 268 00:26:46,730 --> 00:26:49,249 - Maybe to the freeway. - Are you taking a gun too? 269 00:26:49,250 --> 00:26:53,449 No. No, honey, I'm not. I don't need a gun to find help. 270 00:26:53,450 --> 00:26:55,609 - No, I don't want this. - You need the hat. 271 00:26:55,610 --> 00:26:58,489 - You're walking in the desert. - It gives me hat head. 272 00:26:58,490 --> 00:27:00,889 - It's not about fashion. - All right. Thank you. 273 00:27:00,890 --> 00:27:06,521 Listen, if you don't find help within five or six miles, just come back. 274 00:27:07,770 --> 00:27:10,289 - Here, honey. - I'm gonna go to the gas station. 275 00:27:10,290 --> 00:27:13,769 You're just never gonna make it back by sunset is the only problem. 276 00:27:13,770 --> 00:27:16,009 Honey, it's only about eight miles. 277 00:27:16,010 --> 00:27:18,489 I'll borrow the old man's car, use his phone. 278 00:27:18,490 --> 00:27:20,849 I'll be back with a tow truck before nightfall. 279 00:27:20,850 --> 00:27:25,009 - Can I go with Doug? - No. Stay with your mother and sisters. 280 00:27:25,010 --> 00:27:29,449 Now, Brenda, listen up. Your brother is in charge, all right? 281 00:27:29,450 --> 00:27:32,369 - So don't tease him. - We should pray before you go. 282 00:27:32,370 --> 00:27:36,369 - Oh, Mom! - Brenda, is it really so much to ask? 283 00:27:36,370 --> 00:27:39,111 - Yes. - Come on. 284 00:27:39,210 --> 00:27:42,554 - Damn it. - We're waiting. 285 00:27:44,090 --> 00:27:46,558 Thank God no one's watching us. 286 00:27:47,650 --> 00:27:51,040 - Bobby. Stop. - Stop it. 287 00:27:53,090 --> 00:27:57,969 Please bless us at this time, and send your guardian angels to help us... 288 00:27:57,970 --> 00:28:01,449 ...to walk through this valley, in our faith... 289 00:28:01,450 --> 00:28:03,969 ...with the help of our dear Lord. Amen. 290 00:28:03,970 --> 00:28:05,889 - Amen. - Amen. 291 00:28:05,890 --> 00:28:07,329 Okay. 292 00:28:07,330 --> 00:28:10,071 - Bye, Dad. - Be careful. 293 00:28:10,130 --> 00:28:12,951 See you guys in a few hours. 294 00:28:14,330 --> 00:28:16,089 Keep the hat on, okay? 295 00:28:16,090 --> 00:28:18,929 - Am I wearing it? - Don't give me that look. 296 00:28:18,930 --> 00:28:21,512 - Do you see it on my head? - I love you. 297 00:28:32,250 --> 00:28:34,289 Hi. 298 00:28:34,290 --> 00:28:37,634 Hi, sweetness. Hello. 299 00:28:38,290 --> 00:28:41,236 Who doesn't wanna sleep anymore? 300 00:28:41,970 --> 00:28:43,769 Are you hungry? 301 00:28:43,770 --> 00:28:46,929 Please take your feet off the table. 302 00:28:46,930 --> 00:28:52,049 Honestly. Just because we're camping doesn't mean you get to act like a pig. 303 00:28:52,050 --> 00:28:54,049 Honey, really, you shouldn't go... 304 00:28:54,050 --> 00:28:56,849 ...from the breast to bottle, breast to bottle. 305 00:28:56,850 --> 00:28:59,529 At her age, she should get used to one or the other. 306 00:28:59,530 --> 00:29:04,274 Mom, thanks for the advice, but she's my baby. 307 00:29:07,810 --> 00:29:12,609 I can't believe we're stranded in the middle of nowhere on your anniversary. 308 00:29:12,610 --> 00:29:17,049 If we just stayed on the main road, we'd be in California right now. 309 00:29:17,050 --> 00:29:21,111 What I'd give for a hot shower and a cold margarita. 310 00:29:21,170 --> 00:29:23,240 The beach. 311 00:29:23,330 --> 00:29:25,809 - A massage. - I'll take a real bed. 312 00:29:25,810 --> 00:29:28,249 - Yeah. - The chronic. 313 00:29:28,250 --> 00:29:30,639 - What? - Brenda. 314 00:29:31,570 --> 00:29:34,329 - What? - The chronic... 315 00:29:34,330 --> 00:29:36,559 It's pot, Mom. 316 00:29:36,610 --> 00:29:40,876 - Who smokes pot? - Yes, exactly, who smokes pot? 317 00:29:40,890 --> 00:29:43,609 Hey, has anybody seen my red sweatshirt? 318 00:29:43,610 --> 00:29:47,329 You know, the hoodie thin...