The Princess Diaries

00:38:11,313 --> 00:38:15,978 In Paolo's hands, remember, you will be beautiful. 577 00:38:16,151 --> 00:38:18,233 You have thick hair. 578 00:38:20,072 --> 00:38:21,813 Like a wolf. 579 00:38:22,449 --> 00:38:24,861 -Ow. -Is all right. 580 00:38:29,289 --> 00:38:32,623 Do you wear contact lenses? 581 00:38:32,793 --> 00:38:35,660 I have them, but I don't like to wear them. 582 00:38:35,837 --> 00:38:38,295 Now you do. 583 00:38:40,133 --> 00:38:43,501 -You broke my glasses. -You broke my brush. 584 00:38:43,678 --> 00:38:46,545 Gretchen! Helga! [SPEAKS FOREIGN LANGUAGE] 585 00:38:48,809 --> 00:38:52,302 I love your eyebrows. We'll call them Frida and Kahlo. 586 00:38:52,479 --> 00:38:58,474 If Brooke Shields married Groucho Marx, their child would have your eyebrows. 587 00:39:02,363 --> 00:39:04,479 You want to know a big secret? 588 00:39:04,657 --> 00:39:07,649 -Tell me. -The cucumber does nothing. 589 00:39:09,161 --> 00:39:11,027 This is something we make up. 590 00:39:28,180 --> 00:39:31,172 Majesty, Paolo is exhausted. 591 00:39:31,350 --> 00:39:35,810 Only Paolo can take this and this, 592 00:39:35,980 --> 00:39:39,393 -and give you… -A princess. 593 00:39:54,289 --> 00:39:57,827 Better. Much better. 594 00:40:00,420 --> 00:40:03,913 Why don't we go and have a wonderful cup of tea? 595 00:40:05,258 --> 00:40:06,248 Come, Mia. 596 00:40:17,312 --> 00:40:19,019 [PLAYING HARMONICA] 597 00:40:21,608 --> 00:40:25,727 -Lilly, the car is here. -LILLY: I'm coming. 598 00:40:27,738 --> 00:40:29,775 Thanks for the ride. Thank you. 599 00:40:33,952 --> 00:40:35,192 Hey. 600 00:40:39,249 --> 00:40:40,114 What? 601 00:40:40,292 --> 00:40:43,785 Michael, don't always think you can get a ride with us… 602 00:40:45,130 --> 00:40:49,044 Oi. Who destroyed you? 603 00:40:49,218 --> 00:40:52,836 Oh, um… [STAMMERS] You think it looks that bad? 604 00:40:53,013 --> 00:40:55,880 You look ridiculous, you should sue. 605 00:40:56,058 --> 00:40:58,720 Well, um… 606 00:40:58,894 --> 00:41:02,387 I know it's a little straighter and shorter. 607 00:41:02,564 --> 00:41:06,478 -Weirder. -An attractive weirder. 608 00:41:06,652 --> 00:41:08,862 -LILLY: No, it's not attractive. -Seat belts, please. 609 00:41:08,946 --> 00:41:10,277 What I can't understand, 610 00:41:10,447 --> 00:41:14,861 you ditched me again when I needed help on the Greenpeace petition. 611 00:41:15,993 --> 00:41:18,860 This bag. You have one of these bags? 612 00:41:19,038 --> 00:41:23,282 We could hock that and feed a whole third world country. 613 00:41:25,086 --> 00:41:27,578 -Am I right? -No. 614 00:41:27,755 --> 00:41:31,005 If there are no more passengers, I think we should close the door. 615 00:41:31,175 --> 00:41:34,884 You used to care more about what was inside your head instead of on it. 616 00:41:35,054 --> 00:41:38,342 Come on, Mia. Fess up. 617 00:41:38,516 --> 00:41:42,726 I don't know where you are these days, and now you're an A-Crowd wannabe? 618 00:41:42,895 --> 00:41:45,307 You're morphing into one of them. 619 00:41:47,692 --> 00:41:51,936 Who knows, next week you could be waving pompoms in my face. 620 00:41:52,113 --> 00:41:54,195 You sold out. 621 00:42:02,539 --> 00:42:05,702 Was my mirror fogging up or was someone tearing back there? 622 00:42:05,875 --> 00:42:09,709 -I'm fine. -I'll go meet your grandmother. 623 00:42:09,879 --> 00:42:13,964 You should know that no one can make you feel inferior without your consent. 624 00:42:15,218 --> 00:42:17,129 Eleanor Roosevelt said that. 625 00:42:17,304 --> 00:42:20,387 Yes. Another special lady, like yourself. 626 00:42:20,557 --> 00:42:25,017 -I'll be back at three o'clock. -Thank you. 627 00:42:29,733 --> 00:42:31,349 She has a hat. 628 00:42:31,526 --> 00:42:33,642 Do you really think wearing that hat 629 00:42:33,820 --> 00:42:36,687 is gonna keep people from seeing your new Lana-do? 630 00:42:36,865 --> 00:42:40,153 Just because the student population might be morally bankrupt 631 00:42:40,327 --> 00:42:44,912 -doesn't mean they're blind. -Lily! Just stop it, okay? 632 00:42:45,081 --> 00:42:47,572 Just because your hair sucks, get off mine. 633 00:42:48,709 --> 00:42:50,996 Ouch, thank you. 634 00:42:51,170 --> 00:42:55,255 Can you please pretend you have a life for just one moment? 635 00:42:55,424 --> 00:42:58,416 Hey. Relax. Breathe. 636 00:42:58,594 --> 00:42:59,794 [MAKES BREATHING SOUNDS] 637 00:43:03,057 --> 00:43:07,722 -What did you just say to me? -You heard me. 638 00:43:08,771 --> 00:43:12,014 I am so sick of you ragging on me all the time 639 00:43:12,191 --> 00:43:13,692 and always telling me what to do. 640 00:43:13,776 --> 00:43:16,611 I get enough of that from my mother and now my grandmother. 641 00:43:16,695 --> 00:43:18,402 I don't need i...