Anger Management

We'll be off to work in a jiffy. 530 00:33:54,465 --> 00:33:59,266 "We'll be off to work." Now, by "we'Il," I assume you mean just me, right? 531 00:33:59,437 --> 00:34:01,962 Well, I have to join you at work. 532 00:34:02,173 --> 00:34:03,435 Full contact. 533 00:34:03,975 --> 00:34:07,467 That will make me look nuts, Buddy, bringing a shrink to work... 534 00:34:07,678 --> 00:34:09,976 ...you whipping eggs at people. I don't know. 535 00:34:10,214 --> 00:34:14,207 You must never be ashamed that you sought help for yourself, Dave. 536 00:34:14,419 --> 00:34:15,977 It's not a weakness. 537 00:34:18,823 --> 00:34:20,723 I mean, I gotta be there by 9:00. 538 00:34:20,925 --> 00:34:23,985 I don't think we'll make it on time. You're not even dressed. 539 00:34:24,162 --> 00:34:27,154 The Talmud says: "Wherever you look... 540 00:34:28,166 --> 00:34:30,157 ...there's something to be seen." 541 00:34:31,035 --> 00:34:32,332 Look, Dave. 542 00:34:44,615 --> 00:34:47,516 -What exactly was that all about? -What? 543 00:34:47,685 --> 00:34:51,348 You just ran through a red light. Are you trying to get us both killed? 544 00:34:51,522 --> 00:34:55,356 I'm a little flustered right now. I have to be to work in eight minutes. 545 00:34:55,960 --> 00:34:56,949 Flustered? 546 00:35:00,098 --> 00:35:02,999 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa, man! 547 00:35:03,267 --> 00:35:07,169 -Holy shit! What are you doing? -I need you to unfluster. 548 00:35:07,705 --> 00:35:10,936 My boss is going to go nuts on me if we're late, so please? 549 00:35:11,109 --> 00:35:13,475 We will proceed when you are centered. 550 00:35:13,644 --> 00:35:15,009 I'm centered, I'm centered. 551 00:35:15,179 --> 00:35:18,012 There's 10,000 people behind us. Let's go, crazy man. 552 00:35:20,651 --> 00:35:23,245 What is that? Is that good? 553 00:35:23,654 --> 00:35:25,246 We're going to sing a song. 554 00:35:25,690 --> 00:35:29,524 No. I don't want to sing a song. I want to go to.... I've gotta go. 555 00:35:29,727 --> 00:35:30,853 Here we go. 556 00:35:31,028 --> 00:35:34,759 The magic of Leonard Bernstein and Stephen Sondheim's... 557 00:35:34,966 --> 00:35:37,560 ...West Side Story. 558 00:35:39,237 --> 00:35:40,795 "I Feel Pretty." 559 00:35:41,906 --> 00:35:44,204 Get this moving. What the hell's your problem? 560 00:35:44,375 --> 00:35:46,935 Shut your pie-hole! We're working here! 561 00:35:47,378 --> 00:35:48,606 Wow. Sorry. 562 00:36:46,270 --> 00:36:48,170 Move your ass, dipshit! 563 00:36:58,983 --> 00:37:00,143 Burn in hell! 564 00:37:15,433 --> 00:37:16,593 Yes! 565 00:37:20,371 --> 00:37:22,339 You feel stunning. 566 00:37:22,540 --> 00:37:24,337 And entrancing. 567 00:37:42,660 --> 00:37:44,457 You're late. 568 00:37:44,662 --> 00:37:48,098 Yes. There was a little bit of a tie up on the bridge. 569 00:37:48,266 --> 00:37:51,258 I didn't ask for a traffic report. You're always late. 570 00:37:51,435 --> 00:37:54,871 Now is the first time I've been late. But you're right. I'm sorry. 571 00:37:55,039 --> 00:37:56,267 May I interject? 572 00:37:56,641 --> 00:38:00,099 You were about to say something else before you said, "I'm sorry." 573 00:38:00,278 --> 00:38:02,269 We mustn't absorb and repress. 574 00:38:02,446 --> 00:38:06,246 -Who's this? -I'm his anger management therapist. 575 00:38:06,851 --> 00:38:08,682 You're in anger management? 576 00:38:10,221 --> 00:38:12,621 Temporarily, yeah. 577 00:38:12,957 --> 00:38:16,017 Do you remember the flight to St. Louis... 578 00:38:16,227 --> 00:38:19,492 ...that I was on when they had to turn the plane around? 579 00:38:19,664 --> 00:38:22,462 Yeah, yeah. Because of that unruly passenger in coach. 580 00:38:22,633 --> 00:38:24,123 Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! 581 00:38:24,302 --> 00:38:26,566 He doesn't like people touching his clubs. 582 00:38:28,773 --> 00:38:31,765 Well, that unruly passenger was me. 583 00:38:31,942 --> 00:38:36,436 I got arrested at Kennedy. That's why I didn't make the next flight. 584 00:38:37,081 --> 00:38:39,276 You said your apartment caught fire. 585 00:38:39,450 --> 00:38:42,647 Dissembling is a common tool of the anger junkie. 586 00:38:43,821 --> 00:38:47,416 Might I have your first name, Mr. Head? And tell me it isn't Dick. 587 00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:51,822 -It's Frank. -Fran. 588 00:38:52,596 --> 00:38:54,826 Isn't that normally a girl's name? 589 00:38:55,666 --> 00:38:57,258 What went on on that flight? 590 00:38:57,668 --> 00:39:00,603 To be honest with you, it was a mix-up. I.... 591 00:39:00,838 --> 00:39:03,204 Jibber jabber. Jibber jabbering. Mumbo jumbo. 592 00:39:03,374 --> 00:39:05,865 Denial. Key, key, key, key, key, key. 593 00:39:06,043 --> 00:39:09,342 Fran, your assistant beat the bejesus out of a flight attendant. 594 00:39:09,513 --> 00:39:11,2...