Affable hit man Melvin Smiley is constantly being scammed by his cutthroat colleagues in the life-ending business. So, when he and his fellow assassins kidnap the daughter of an electronics mogul, it's naturally Melvin who takes the fall when their prime score turns sour. That's because the girl is the goddaughter of the gang's ruthless crime boss. But, even while dodging bullets, Melvin has to keep his real job secret from his unsuspecting fiancée, Pam.
The Big Hit is a Action, Comedy, Crime, Thriller film released in 1998.
5 subtitle releases available in English. 2 releases include Hearing Impaired (HI) subtitles.
Movie Dialogue Sample
327
00:30:37,068 --> 00:30:39,400
I think he's pissed about the note.
328
00:30:39,470 --> 00:30:41,199
It says "businesses."
329
00:30:41,272 --> 00:30:44,708
You told me to read the note.
You never said to improv it.
330
00:30:44,776 --> 00:30:49,543
Improv! Are you Meryl-fucking-Streep?
Okay, improv the note.
331
00:30:49,614 --> 00:30:54,574
These sexually frustrated
degenerate losers mean business.
332
00:30:54,652 --> 00:30:57,746
Don't, don't improv.
Don't improv the note.
333
00:30:57,822 --> 00:31:00,757
Gump, give me a fucking pen!
334
00:31:12,136 --> 00:31:13,364
Read.
335
00:31:13,438 --> 00:31:16,771
"Dad, been kidnapped.
Send one million or I'm dead."
336
00:31:16,841 --> 00:31:18,365
Perfect.
337
00:31:23,581 --> 00:31:26,778
Yo, Mel, my player,
here go the scenario.
338
00:31:26,851 --> 00:31:30,514
Since Chantel is cool, take homegirl
and store her at your place.
339
00:31:30,588 --> 00:31:32,715
- Why my place?
- 'Cause.
340
00:31:32,790 --> 00:31:35,054
- 'Cause why?
- 'Cause!
341
00:31:35,126 --> 00:31:38,095
'Cause that's the best plan right now.
Just do what I say.
342
00:31:50,508 --> 00:31:53,443
- What about the limo?
- You want me to drive that, too?
343
00:31:53,511 --> 00:31:56,036
I got the limo, the girl,
all kind of shit.
344
00:31:56,114 --> 00:31:58,048
What's your name, kid?
345
00:31:58,116 --> 00:32:01,950
Shut up. Don't fuck this up.
I got to get home and jerk off.
346
00:32:02,020 --> 00:32:05,683
- Can you...
- Drive! Yes, I can fucking drive.
347
00:32:14,299 --> 00:32:16,859
- Hi, honey!
- Hiya, Mom!
348
00:32:18,937 --> 00:32:20,996
Look at you!
349
00:32:21,072 --> 00:32:23,563
Hiya, Dad. How are ya?
350
00:32:23,641 --> 00:32:25,609
How was your train ride?
351
00:32:25,677 --> 00:32:29,272
The train ride was fine. It's the
cab ride over I could've lived without.
352
00:32:29,347 --> 00:32:32,510
This Turkish idiot who barely spoke
one word of English...
353
00:32:32,583 --> 00:32:35,051
drops us off at that schmuck
next door's house.
354
00:32:35,119 --> 00:32:37,986
And the bastard, could you believe this,
he starts cursing at us!
355
00:32:38,056 --> 00:32:40,286
- I need a drink.
- No!
356
00:32:43,828 --> 00:32:46,126
- Ma?
- Yeah?
357
00:32:46,197 --> 00:32:50,600
I'm not criticizing you
or anything like that, okay?
358
00:32:50,668 --> 00:32:52,932
It's just that I think...
359
00:32:53,004 --> 00:32:56,235
maybe you should dress your age.
360
00:32:57,508 --> 00:33:01,968
I mean, look at Dad. He's dressed
like a villain from "Miami Vice."
361
00:33:02,046 --> 00:33:06,210
Dress my age? I'll have you know
Morton and I dress the way we feel.
362
00:33:06,284 --> 00:33:08,218
Look at your father.
363
00:33:08,286 --> 00:33:10,777
He's a regular sex machine.
364
00:33:11,689 --> 00:33:13,680
Yeah, a regular Brad Pitt.
365
00:33:13,758 --> 00:33:17,421
So, where is our benefactor?
366
00:33:21,099 --> 00:33:22,623
Are you okay?
367
00:33:23,701 --> 00:33:25,862
All right. I'll be right back.
368
00:33:29,474 --> 00:33:33,604
I went to the bank today,
and do you know what I found?
369
00:33:33,678 --> 00:33:36,511
Or should I say, do you know
what I didn't find?
370
00:33:36,581 --> 00:33:40,517
- I wasn't able to...
- I am really starting to dislike you.
371
00:33:42,854 --> 00:33:46,517
- I didn't find my money!
- It's at Crunch's.
372
00:33:46,591 --> 00:33:49,526
I'll call and get it tonight.
373
00:33:49,594 --> 00:33:51,186
Now!
374
00:33:57,235 --> 00:34:00,636
- Yo, money! You ready to...
- Do it. Yeah.
375
00:34:00,705 --> 00:34:02,673
That's my word!
376
00:34:03,808 --> 00:34:05,833
Make sure we get this right.
377
00:34:05,910 --> 00:34:08,401
Crunch fucked me up
with that whack-ass note.
378
00:34:08,479 --> 00:34:11,346
All right.
My phone is plugged into here.
379
00:34:11,416 --> 00:34:15,045
This motherfucking Tracebuster
will keep that motherfucker from...
380
00:34:15,119 --> 00:34:17,849
- Trace?
- Tracing our shit. Know what I say?
381
00:34:17,922 --> 00:34:22,325
This Tracebuster keeps a buster
from tracing your call.
382
00:34:22,393 --> 00:34:25,760
- It can also...
- Trace?
383
00:34:25,830 --> 00:34:28,230
Trace the motherfucker
that's tracing your shit!
384
00:34:28,299 --> 00:34:31,097
What if they got a Tracebuster, too?
385
00:34:31,169 --> 00:34:34,730
That's why I've got
this Tracebuster Buster.
386
00:34:34,806 --> 00:34:37,502
When a motherfucker try to bust
your trace with a Tracebuster...
387
00:34:37,575 --> 00:34:42,171
this will bust the motherfucking
Tracebuster that's busting your...
388
00:34:43,481 --> 00:34:46,473
- Trace!
- That's my word, player!
389
00:34:46,551 --> 00:34:51,420
- Use my cellphone.
- Patch that into here, all right?
390
00:34:51,489 --> 00:34:54,822
- Plug and play, mot...
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