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444 00:24:09,960 --> 00:24:11,752 SEBASTIAN: Girls don't pee standing up. 445 00:24:12,794 --> 00:24:15,294 No, Mama always peed like this. 446 00:24:15,960 --> 00:24:18,210 She said it's much healthier to get the urine 447 00:24:18,335 --> 00:24:21,544 as far away from one's vagina as possible. 448 00:24:21,669 --> 00:24:23,502 - SEBASTIAN: How interesting. - Hmm. 449 00:24:23,627 --> 00:24:25,460 SEBASTIAN: My mother made me pee sitting down 450 00:24:25,585 --> 00:24:27,919 to avoid the seat up/down conundrum. 451 00:24:28,044 --> 00:24:30,020 I think it's really because she wanted another girl. 452 00:24:30,044 --> 00:24:31,919 MARS: (CHUCKLES) Well, 453 00:24:32,044 --> 00:24:34,752 gender divide is an artificial construct. 454 00:24:34,877 --> 00:24:37,335 You know, that was a Papa saying. 455 00:24:37,460 --> 00:24:39,627 (SOFT PIANO MUSIC PLAYING) 456 00:24:41,252 --> 00:24:42,919 (WHISPERING) I said, stop filming! 457 00:24:44,710 --> 00:24:46,044 (MARS GRUNTS) 458 00:24:48,377 --> 00:24:49,919 (CHUCKLES) 459 00:24:50,044 --> 00:24:51,835 SEBASTIAN: Why do you film everything? 460 00:24:51,960 --> 00:24:53,502 Well, because we're alone. 461 00:24:53,627 --> 00:24:55,169 SEBASTIAN: And why are you alone? 462 00:24:55,877 --> 00:24:57,127 MARS: Mm... 463 00:24:58,377 --> 00:25:00,252 Oh, Papa was conscripted. 464 00:25:01,085 --> 00:25:03,127 He lasted two weeks. 465 00:25:03,252 --> 00:25:05,335 - (OBJECT CLATTERS) - (BOTH CHUCKLE) 466 00:25:05,460 --> 00:25:08,044 He lasted two weeks at the front and... 467 00:25:08,752 --> 00:25:12,210 "Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity." 468 00:25:13,002 --> 00:25:15,877 Or that's what he would have said if he had lived longer. 469 00:25:16,002 --> 00:25:17,627 SEBASTIAN: Gosh. Right. 470 00:25:18,835 --> 00:25:21,210 - So who did... - Hmm? 471 00:25:22,210 --> 00:25:24,294 - Oh, I can't remember. - (BOTH CHUCKLE) 472 00:25:24,419 --> 00:25:27,794 Some dude from the 1960s. 473 00:25:29,002 --> 00:25:30,436 SEBASTIAN: Oh, it's quite disconcerting 474 00:25:30,460 --> 00:25:33,085 that for you two, history goes forwards as well as backwards. 475 00:25:33,669 --> 00:25:34,960 - (CHUCKLES) - Mm. 476 00:25:36,085 --> 00:25:41,960 Now, Mama said Papa was killed at the altar of war worship. 477 00:25:43,919 --> 00:25:45,627 She fired all the help, 478 00:25:45,752 --> 00:25:47,419 she stopped sending us to school 479 00:25:47,544 --> 00:25:49,294 and she... (SIGHS) 480 00:25:49,419 --> 00:25:51,752 went to her room and listened to records. 481 00:25:52,960 --> 00:25:55,044 And then she started going for very long walks. 482 00:25:55,169 --> 00:25:56,877 And then one day, they found her 483 00:25:57,835 --> 00:26:00,044 stuck between two rocks, halfway down a crag 484 00:26:00,169 --> 00:26:03,419 that plummets into the nearby cove. 485 00:26:06,419 --> 00:26:08,919 SEBASTIAN: Saving people for the ones we lost. 486 00:26:09,377 --> 00:26:11,710 (SOFT PIANO MUSIC CONTINUES) 487 00:26:18,127 --> 00:26:19,127 (MUSIC STOPS) 488 00:26:21,627 --> 00:26:23,710 (JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING FAINTLY) 489 00:26:26,294 --> 00:26:28,335 MARS: I was enjoying my new-found company 490 00:26:28,460 --> 00:26:30,627 while you were busy defending the country. 491 00:26:35,460 --> 00:26:38,502 Not that you were getting the credit, of course. 492 00:26:40,002 --> 00:26:42,210 (MILITARY MARCH MUSIC PLAYING) 493 00:26:43,960 --> 00:26:45,960 (JOYFUL MUSIC PLAYING) 494 00:26:53,669 --> 00:26:54,960 (ENGINE WHINING) 495 00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:10,335 (IMPERCEPTIBLE) 496 00:27:19,294 --> 00:27:22,460 It's an honour to have been made a Knight Commander 497 00:27:22,585 --> 00:27:24,002 of the Order of the Bath. 498 00:27:25,169 --> 00:27:26,710 I am proud of the work I've done 499 00:27:26,835 --> 00:27:29,669 in turning the tide of war against Adolf Hitler. 500 00:27:32,502 --> 00:27:35,794 But this evening isn't all about my achievements, 501 00:27:36,710 --> 00:27:37,835 it's about you, 502 00:27:39,169 --> 00:27:42,502 my fellow officers of the Intelligence Corps, 503 00:27:42,919 --> 00:27:45,460 who've helped me to put an end to the Blitz. 504 00:27:46,585 --> 00:27:48,210 This is only just the beginning. 505 00:27:49,710 --> 00:27:51,627 By God, we are good. 506 00:27:56,335 --> 00:27:58,419 (MELLOW JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING) 507 00:27:58,544 --> 00:27:59,752 (IMPERCEPTIBLE) 508 00:28:27,294 --> 00:28:28,460 (MUSIC CONCLUDES) 509 00:28:28,585 --> 00:28:30,169 (APPLAUSE) 510 00:28:35,169 --> 00:28:36,127 (MIC FEEDBACK) 511 00:28:36,252 --> 00:28:37,710 This is one of our favourites, 512 00:28:37,835 --> 00:28:39,270 you won't be hearing it again for some time. 513 00:28:39,294 --> 00:28:40,960 (DISCORDANT NOTES PLAYING ON PIANO) 514 00:28:41,544 --> 00:28:43,835 (PLAYING RAPID ASCENDING NOTES) 515 00:28:43,960 --> 00:28:45,335 Thom, that's, erm... 516 00:28:45,669 --> 00:28:48,294 (PLAYING YOU REALLY GOT ME BY THE KINKS) 517 00:28:52,752 --> 00:28:55,669 (SINGING) Girl You really got me goin