Death to Smoochy

has anyone ever suggested to you 927 00:36:00,333 --> 00:36:03,375 that maybe a little yoga, maybe a high colonic or two, 928 00:36:03,375 --> 00:36:04,875 could help loosen you up a lot? 929 00:36:04,875 --> 00:36:06,583 - Get out of my office, you fucking hippie! 930 00:36:06,583 --> 00:36:08,250 - You get out! 931 00:36:08,250 --> 00:36:09,167 - No! 932 00:36:09,167 --> 00:36:10,542 You don't get to tell this boy 933 00:36:10,542 --> 00:36:12,542 what to do anymore, you uptight... 934 00:36:17,333 --> 00:36:19,125 I'm gonna halt here. 935 00:36:19,125 --> 00:36:20,500 I don't know if you're familiar with H.A.L.T. 936 00:36:20,500 --> 00:36:22,250 It's a self-recognition technique. 937 00:36:22,250 --> 00:36:24,708 Hungry, angry, lonely, tired. 938 00:36:24,708 --> 00:36:25,625 That's you, Nora. 939 00:36:25,625 --> 00:36:28,208 And I'm not getting sucked into your negative energy. 940 00:36:28,208 --> 00:36:30,250 If you want me, I'll be in my office. 941 00:36:30,250 --> 00:36:32,667 It's the big one over there, with the view. 942 00:36:32,667 --> 00:36:34,667 - They all have views, you dumb shit! 943 00:36:34,667 --> 00:36:36,625 - Not lookin' this way, cupcake! 944 00:36:37,458 --> 00:36:38,250 - Hey, don't shut my door! 945 00:36:41,875 --> 00:36:43,000 - Ah. 946 00:36:43,958 --> 00:36:44,833 Hey. 947 00:36:47,250 --> 00:36:49,250 "Have a long and healthy run. 948 00:36:49,250 --> 00:36:50,667 Burke." 949 00:36:50,667 --> 00:36:53,000 My own little patch of wheat grass. 950 00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:54,125 - Mornin'! 951 00:36:54,125 --> 00:36:56,042 Congrats on the bump. 952 00:36:56,042 --> 00:36:58,542 My cousin Spinner's taken a real shine to you. 953 00:36:58,542 --> 00:37:00,292 Ever since you come in the restaurant, 954 00:37:00,292 --> 00:37:01,542 he can't stop yakkin'. 955 00:37:01,542 --> 00:37:03,500 It's Smoochy this, Smoochy that. 956 00:37:03,500 --> 00:37:04,417 - <i>Oh,</i> that's nice. 957 00:37:04,417 --> 00:37:05,250 I like Spinner. 958 00:37:05,250 --> 00:37:06,417 He's very sweet for such a 959 00:37:08,917 --> 00:37:09,708 big fella. 960 00:37:10,917 --> 00:37:12,625 - So, I was wondering if you could give him 961 00:37:12,625 --> 00:37:14,625 a little floor space. 962 00:37:14,625 --> 00:37:15,792 - Floor space? 963 00:37:15,792 --> 00:37:16,875 - A little part on the show. 964 00:37:16,875 --> 00:37:19,167 You're the executive producer now, eh? 965 00:37:19,167 --> 00:37:20,583 You call the shots, right? 966 00:37:22,250 --> 00:37:23,083 - Yes. 967 00:37:23,083 --> 00:37:23,917 Yes, I do. 968 00:37:23,917 --> 00:37:25,875 Uh, the thing is, 969 00:37:25,875 --> 00:37:28,125 television is a very complicated medium. 970 00:37:28,125 --> 00:37:31,125 Not just anybody can walk in and be a success at it. 971 00:37:31,125 --> 00:37:32,625 Mind you, I like Spinner a lot, 972 00:37:32,625 --> 00:37:34,750 but I would say his chances on television 973 00:37:34,750 --> 00:37:37,458 are about as good as mine if I got in the ring with him. 974 00:37:37,458 --> 00:37:39,708 I mean, you know what I'm saying? 975 00:37:39,708 --> 00:37:41,375 It's like, it would be painful. 976 00:37:41,375 --> 00:37:43,250 - This makes me very sad. 977 00:37:43,250 --> 00:37:44,375 - What's wrong, Tommy? 978 00:37:44,375 --> 00:37:47,958 - Nothing, I'm just very, very sad right now. 979 00:37:47,958 --> 00:37:49,917 - Who made you sad, Tommy? 980 00:37:49,917 --> 00:37:52,083 - I don't like to mention names. 981 00:37:54,875 --> 00:37:55,875 - Oh. 982 00:37:55,875 --> 00:37:57,958 Well, uh, say, fellas, 983 00:37:57,958 --> 00:37:59,125 I just remembered. 984 00:37:59,125 --> 00:38:00,958 We got a part that we were looking to cast, 985 00:38:00,958 --> 00:38:02,792 and Spinner would be perfect for it, I think. 986 00:38:02,792 --> 00:38:04,708 That's probably the best solution. 987 00:38:04,708 --> 00:38:05,875 - You're a good boy, Mopes. 988 00:38:05,875 --> 00:38:08,000 Don't think we don't remember favors. 989 00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:09,667 You're welcome at our place anytime. 990 00:38:09,667 --> 00:38:10,458 Come on, boys. 991 00:38:11,583 --> 00:38:12,625 - Okay. 992 00:38:12,625 --> 00:38:15,708 Well, uh, thanks for stopping by. 993 00:38:19,083 --> 00:38:19,917 Hello? 994 00:38:19,917 --> 00:38:20,750 - You better grow eyes 995 00:38:20,750 --> 00:38:21,667 in the back of your fuckin' head, 996 00:38:21,667 --> 00:38:22,958 you horned piece of shit, 997 00:38:22,958 --> 00:38:25,125 because I'm not gonna sleep until worms are crawling up 998 00:38:25,125 --> 00:38:25,958 your foam rubber ass! 999 00:38:25,958 --> 00:38:28,667 I'm goin' on safari, motherfucker! 1000 00:38:28,667 --> 00:38:32,375 Safari! 1001 00:38:33,333 --> 00:38:34,667 Gee whiz. 1002 00:38:34,667 --> 00:38:35,625 What a day. 1003 00:38:36,875 --> 00:38:38,167 Do you ever knock? 1004 00:38:38,167 --> 00:38:40,042 - Congratulations on your little ice show. 1005 00:38:40,042 --> 00:38:40,875 - Excuse me? 1006 00:38:40,875 --> 00:38:42,000