When their plan to book a show at the Rivoli goes horribly wrong, Matt and Jay accidentally travel back to the year 2008.
Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie is a Comedy, Science Fiction, Adventure film released in 2026.
2 subtitle releases available in English.
Movie Dialogue Sample
697
00:33:10,758 --> 00:33:14,328
Anything we affect could
have insane ramifications.
698
00:33:14,428 --> 00:33:17,097
So our present
can get changed?
699
00:33:17,197 --> 00:33:19,534
Matt: We could come back
to a future where
700
00:33:19,634 --> 00:33:21,301
The Rivoli doesn't exist.
701
00:33:21,401 --> 00:33:24,171
Or maybe another venue, like
maybe somewhere in Ottawa.
702
00:33:24,271 --> 00:33:26,240
Forget that! What if we come
back and, all of a sudden,
703
00:33:26,340 --> 00:33:28,308
you-- you're not
a piano player anymore?
704
00:33:28,408 --> 00:33:31,579
Maybe I'm a drummer
and we're a ska band.
705
00:33:31,679 --> 00:33:34,381
No Doubt before Gwen Stefani.
Have you heard that music?
706
00:33:34,481 --> 00:33:36,618
Look it up.
Have you heard it?
707
00:33:36,718 --> 00:33:38,686
- Let's keep thinking about--
- Let's focus on the plan.
708
00:33:38,786 --> 00:33:40,387
You built
a toy time machine.
709
00:33:40,487 --> 00:33:42,824
- Uh-huh.
- And then it worked...
710
00:33:42,924 --> 00:33:44,291
- Somehow.
- ...but now it's broken.
711
00:33:47,160 --> 00:33:48,362
Maybe you need to just
sort of look under the hood.
712
00:33:48,462 --> 00:33:49,864
Wait.
713
00:33:49,964 --> 00:33:52,132
Maybe something's
just loose.
714
00:33:52,232 --> 00:33:55,102
It is broken.
I broke it last night.
715
00:33:55,202 --> 00:33:56,704
I spilled the Orbitz on it.
716
00:33:56,804 --> 00:33:58,973
Jay: Holy (bleep).
717
00:33:59,072 --> 00:34:00,240
Matt: But it's back on.
718
00:34:01,609 --> 00:34:02,442
Oh, my God.
719
00:34:05,145 --> 00:34:06,246
- What?
- This--
720
00:34:09,283 --> 00:34:10,952
Oh, no!
I ruined it!
721
00:34:11,051 --> 00:34:13,353
Oh, I fucking ruined it!
722
00:34:13,453 --> 00:34:15,657
That's too stupid, isn't it?
723
00:34:15,757 --> 00:34:17,725
What?
Tell-- Talk to me.
724
00:34:17,825 --> 00:34:19,928
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
725
00:34:20,028 --> 00:34:21,696
Bird, this is gonna
sound crazy.
726
00:34:21,796 --> 00:34:23,196
What? What did it do?
727
00:34:23,297 --> 00:34:25,833
The Orbitz!
I spilt a bottle of Orbitz.
728
00:34:25,934 --> 00:34:28,201
- Is there any left?
- No. I'm out.
729
00:34:28,302 --> 00:34:30,304
Um, but we just
need to find a way
730
00:34:30,404 --> 00:34:31,739
to get another bottle
or something like that.
731
00:34:31,839 --> 00:34:33,708
But that was
your last bottle.
732
00:34:33,808 --> 00:34:35,810
There wasn't even any left
back now, in 2008.
733
00:34:35,910 --> 00:34:37,879
They stopped
making this in 1999.
734
00:34:37,979 --> 00:34:39,112
I know, it was such a big deal
when we found that whole--
735
00:34:41,081 --> 00:34:42,449
That's right.
736
00:34:42,550 --> 00:34:44,586
This is my last bottle
in 2025,
737
00:34:44,686 --> 00:34:48,056
but in 2008,
we still have a whole case.
738
00:34:48,188 --> 00:34:50,625
At the apartment.
That's where we gotta go.
739
00:34:50,725 --> 00:34:52,359
And that means, you guys,
you can't be out here with--
740
00:34:52,459 --> 00:34:54,494
waving your cameras
around like that.
741
00:34:54,596 --> 00:34:56,531
Because, look, they've got
the futuristic video cameras.
742
00:34:56,631 --> 00:34:58,066
- They're looking--
- Exactly, they're like--
743
00:34:58,165 --> 00:34:59,634
Matt: Look at Luca.
He looks like...
744
00:34:59,734 --> 00:35:02,202
He looks like he's from
<i>The Matrix.</i>
745
00:35:02,302 --> 00:35:05,039
So this whole 2008 sequence,
which would be very hard
746
00:35:05,138 --> 00:35:07,240
to fake if this were
not really 2008,
747
00:35:07,341 --> 00:35:08,342
will not be filmed.
748
00:35:11,012 --> 00:35:12,379
Oh, use the old camera?
749
00:35:12,479 --> 00:35:14,281
Yeah, okay,
in that case, you can.
750
00:35:14,381 --> 00:35:15,550
Yeah, okay.
You have to use this.
751
00:35:15,650 --> 00:35:22,489
♪
752
00:35:43,711 --> 00:35:44,679
Oh, my God.
753
00:35:48,148 --> 00:35:49,751
Ah!
Oh, wow.
754
00:35:50,985 --> 00:35:52,120
Goths.
755
00:35:52,219 --> 00:35:53,655
Jay: Wow.
756
00:35:53,755 --> 00:35:54,856
Matt: Real goths.
757
00:35:57,525 --> 00:36:00,028
Look at the gothness of it.
758
00:36:00,128 --> 00:36:01,029
They're goths!
759
00:36:01,129 --> 00:36:03,131
Wow.
760
00:36:03,230 --> 00:36:05,033
Men forgot that's a great way
761
00:36:05,133 --> 00:36:06,100
to score girls
way out of your, uh...
762
00:36:06,199 --> 00:36:07,635
Matt.
763
00:36:07,735 --> 00:36:09,837
What?
764
00:36:09,937 --> 00:36:13,875
That guy looks just like me.
See the guy down there?
765
00:36:13,975 --> 00:36:17,111
Matt:
That guy looks like me.
766
00:36:17,210 --> 00:36:18,478
He's got your hat.
767
00:36:18,579 --> 00:36:19,781
Jay, it's us.
That's us.
768
00:36:21,181 --> 00:36:21,849
Holy (bleep).
769
00:36:25,653 -->
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