Absolutely Anything

that they sound so romantic? 514 00:32:20,770 --> 00:32:23,421 (Eriksson) Actually, I'm thinking of switching to economics. 515 00:32:23,690 --> 00:32:25,101 - Oh. (Giggling) - (Laughing) 516 00:32:25,370 --> 00:32:26,895 He is... 517 00:32:32,050 --> 00:32:34,132 Let Miss Pringle worship Ray. 518 00:32:36,890 --> 00:32:38,654 (Breath trembling) Ray. 519 00:32:41,570 --> 00:32:42,731 (Blows whistle) 520 00:32:47,050 --> 00:32:48,256 (Laughing) 521 00:32:52,970 --> 00:32:54,938 I can do abso-fucking-lutely anything. 522 00:33:06,610 --> 00:33:07,816 Yeah. 523 00:33:10,010 --> 00:33:11,933 Me be President of the United States. 524 00:33:17,090 --> 00:33:18,296 Hmm. 525 00:33:18,770 --> 00:33:19,931 That's funny. 526 00:33:20,330 --> 00:33:21,855 Me be President of the United States. 527 00:33:22,850 --> 00:33:24,454 - Thank God we found you, sir. - Sorry? 528 00:33:24,530 --> 00:33:26,050 We've been looking for you everywhere. 529 00:33:26,090 --> 00:33:27,296 - (Guns firing) - Oh, my God! 530 00:33:27,330 --> 00:33:29,492 Help! Help! Guns! They're shooting! 531 00:33:30,490 --> 00:33:32,697 Move, move, move! Move! 532 00:33:34,610 --> 00:33:35,941 (Tyres squealing) 533 00:33:37,650 --> 00:33:40,256 I am sorry about that, Mr President. 534 00:33:40,290 --> 00:33:44,454 Now, here are the briefing papers for Syria, the deficit, 535 00:33:44,490 --> 00:33:47,380 Israel and the Middle East, China, global warming, 536 00:33:47,490 --> 00:33:50,699 unemployment and the Arctic Wildlife Reserve. 537 00:33:51,370 --> 00:33:53,134 - They're shooting! - (Screaming) 538 00:33:53,210 --> 00:33:55,656 (Neil) Me be my old self at home! 539 00:33:57,050 --> 00:33:58,211 (Tyres screeching) 540 00:34:02,330 --> 00:34:05,732 I can do anything. 541 00:34:07,570 --> 00:34:10,813 OK, but what do I really want? 542 00:34:14,810 --> 00:34:16,016 (Chuckles) 543 00:34:17,330 --> 00:34:19,139 Give me a really big dick. 544 00:34:19,690 --> 00:34:20,816 (Screams) Ouch! 545 00:34:21,530 --> 00:34:23,658 Ouch, not that big, obviously! 546 00:34:24,170 --> 00:34:26,252 Just... Dick, return to the old size. 547 00:34:28,370 --> 00:34:30,020 Oh! 548 00:34:30,090 --> 00:34:31,501 (Groaning) 549 00:34:32,210 --> 00:34:37,216 OK, um... Let me have a penis that women find exciting. 550 00:34:40,210 --> 00:34:42,099 Yeah, it's good, yeah. Can I have it in white? 551 00:34:43,210 --> 00:34:44,575 Right, OK, um... 552 00:34:45,770 --> 00:34:47,534 Let me have a really great body. 553 00:34:49,010 --> 00:34:50,216 (Gasps) Wow. 554 00:34:52,010 --> 00:34:53,057 No. 555 00:34:53,530 --> 00:34:56,579 Um, no, look, no, look, give me the body of a great man. 556 00:34:58,530 --> 00:35:01,056 What the fuck? Not Albert Einstein. 557 00:35:02,210 --> 00:35:04,212 Let me have the great body of a man. 558 00:35:07,890 --> 00:35:08,891 (Exhales) 559 00:35:12,050 --> 00:35:15,054 Me be able to see Catherine from downstairs, now. 560 00:35:29,090 --> 00:35:30,330 Shit. 561 00:35:30,410 --> 00:35:31,491 (Shrieks) 562 00:35:32,890 --> 00:35:34,415 Let me not be able to see her. 563 00:35:34,930 --> 00:35:36,659 No, I don't mean me go blind. 564 00:35:37,570 --> 00:35:39,618 Let me be able to see but floor be as it was. 565 00:35:43,810 --> 00:35:45,096 (Catherine shrieking) 566 00:35:45,170 --> 00:35:48,856 Uh, Catherine from downstairs, forget what just happened. 567 00:35:49,410 --> 00:35:50,491 (Signs) 568 00:35:57,010 --> 00:35:58,500 (Neil) Move out of the way. 569 00:35:58,570 --> 00:36:00,459 Thank you. Quiet, please. Quietly. 570 00:36:12,010 --> 00:36:14,377 - Um. Ray? - Hmm? 571 00:36:14,770 --> 00:36:18,775 You know earlier on we were talking about being able to do anything? 572 00:36:18,850 --> 00:36:20,818 - Oh, yeah. - Yeah, well, um... 573 00:36:21,650 --> 00:36:27,180 This is going to sound kind of stupid but suddenly I can. 574 00:36:28,530 --> 00:36:30,180 - Can what? - Do anything. 575 00:36:30,290 --> 00:36:31,496 Just make things happen. 576 00:36:31,610 --> 00:36:35,217 Things that shouldn't happen, I just wave my hand and they do. 577 00:36:36,810 --> 00:36:38,016 (Chuckles) You feeling OK? 578 00:36:38,970 --> 00:36:40,699 Yeah, um, just look. 579 00:36:44,690 --> 00:36:45,976 You, tell us who you were. 580 00:36:46,490 --> 00:36:49,414 You'll never believe this but I was a conjuror! 581 00:36:49,970 --> 00:36:52,337 I went by the name of The Great Alfredo. 582 00:36:53,330 --> 00:36:55,139 Real name was Reg Hoskins. 583 00:36:55,650 --> 00:36:59,416 I did variety, clubs, private parties, the lot. 584 00:36:59,490 --> 00:37:01,370 What is this? 3D projection or something, right? 585 00:37:01,690 --> 00:37:03,818 (Sighs) Course, it's all gone now. 586 00:37:03,850 --> 00:37:05,215 - I blame the wogs. - ...