¡Three Amigos!

Obviously not. 302 00:32:48,217 --> 00:32:49,802 So what? They've probably done it a million times, 303 00:32:49,886 --> 00:32:51,554 and we know what we're doing. 304 00:32:56,851 --> 00:32:59,562 Looks like there's about three of them. 305 00:33:00,897 --> 00:33:04,108 Perfect. Rodrigo said there'd be 50, now there's three. 306 00:33:04,192 --> 00:33:05,234 They better not try to cut our money. 307 00:33:05,860 --> 00:33:07,945 Where's our tequila? We're waiting! 308 00:33:18,581 --> 00:33:20,333 Say, those guys look pretty good. 309 00:33:20,416 --> 00:33:23,002 Are you kidding? They're doing every cliché in the book. 310 00:33:23,086 --> 00:33:26,714 We'll give them about 30 more seconds. I hope those horses they got for us are okay. 311 00:33:26,839 --> 00:33:30,301 If I have to come into that cantina, somebody's gonna die! 312 00:33:37,600 --> 00:33:40,144 Okay, Amigos, this is it. Ned, big smile. 313 00:33:40,228 --> 00:33:42,188 Dusty, just relax and have fun with it. 314 00:33:42,271 --> 00:33:44,273 I'm just gonna have fun with it. 315 00:33:56,577 --> 00:33:58,705 - I'm Lucky Day. - I'm Ned Nederlander. 316 00:33:58,788 --> 00:34:02,667 I'm Dusty Bottoms, and together we're the Three Amigos! 317 00:34:20,852 --> 00:34:22,145 Let's go! 318 00:34:31,696 --> 00:34:34,073 Well, you slime-eating dogs, 319 00:34:34,157 --> 00:34:38,327 you scum-sucking pigs, you sons of a motherless goat. 320 00:34:39,829 --> 00:34:43,166 "Son of a motherless goat"? And who are you? 321 00:34:43,833 --> 00:34:47,003 Wherever there is injustice, you will find us. 322 00:34:48,045 --> 00:34:51,466 Wherever there is suffering, we'll be there. 323 00:34:53,801 --> 00:34:54,844 Line. 324 00:34:55,386 --> 00:34:56,929 Wherever liberty is threatened, you will... 325 00:34:57,013 --> 00:34:59,766 Wherever liberty is threatened, 326 00:34:59,849 --> 00:35:03,478 -you will find the Three Amigos! - The Three Amigos! 327 00:35:18,201 --> 00:35:19,452 Who are these monkeys? 328 00:35:19,535 --> 00:35:20,661 I don't know. 329 00:35:20,953 --> 00:35:21,954 Whoo! 330 00:35:22,330 --> 00:35:23,372 Should we kill them? 331 00:35:23,623 --> 00:35:26,542 No, let's go tell El Guapo what we've seen here. 332 00:35:36,093 --> 00:35:37,553 And stay out. 333 00:35:42,558 --> 00:35:44,769 - Nice show. - Not bad for a matinee. 334 00:35:44,852 --> 00:35:47,104 - Damn it, I forgot a line though. - They'll never pick it up. 335 00:35:47,188 --> 00:35:48,397 They'll never notice it. 336 00:36:12,004 --> 00:36:14,340 They're really starved for entertainment around here. 337 00:36:14,423 --> 00:36:16,843 I'm telling you, I've been in this situation before. 338 00:36:16,926 --> 00:36:18,803 Ask for the money now, while they're excited. 339 00:36:23,766 --> 00:36:25,351 You were magnificent. 340 00:36:25,476 --> 00:36:27,270 - Oh. - We were okay. 341 00:36:38,656 --> 00:36:39,782 Then what happened? 342 00:36:39,866 --> 00:36:42,118 Then, they got on their horses. 343 00:36:42,743 --> 00:36:46,873 They rode all over the town, shooting their pistols up in the air. 344 00:36:48,291 --> 00:36:51,294 And they called us scum-sucking pigs. 345 00:36:51,627 --> 00:36:52,628 Us! 346 00:36:55,673 --> 00:36:57,341 What should we do, El Guapo? 347 00:36:58,259 --> 00:37:00,845 Tomorrow, I will take 50 men with me, 348 00:37:01,554 --> 00:37:04,432 find these three gringos, open their stomachs, 349 00:37:04,515 --> 00:37:07,602 grab their intestines, and squeeze the shit out of them! 350 00:37:14,692 --> 00:37:15,943 Perfect. 351 00:39:05,428 --> 00:39:07,930 Do you have a girlfriend back home, Dusty? 352 00:39:09,348 --> 00:39:10,391 No. 353 00:39:11,600 --> 00:39:15,521 We never really had time for that sort of thing, being so busy. 354 00:39:15,646 --> 00:39:17,815 Have you ever kissed a girl? 355 00:39:18,441 --> 00:39:20,735 Oh, yeah. Sure, lots of times. 356 00:39:22,987 --> 00:39:25,072 Would you like to kiss me? 357 00:39:26,115 --> 00:39:27,533 Yeah. 358 00:39:34,623 --> 00:39:35,791 Well? 359 00:39:39,920 --> 00:39:41,630 What, now? Here? 360 00:39:43,090 --> 00:39:46,510 We could take a walk, and you could kiss me on the veranda. 361 00:39:47,928 --> 00:39:49,680 Lips would be fine. 362 00:39:50,973 --> 00:39:54,769 One time Dorothy Gish was visiting me on the set 363 00:39:54,852 --> 00:39:58,272 of Little Neddy, Grab Your Gun, 364 00:39:59,356 --> 00:40:01,233 and she came up to me, 365 00:40:02,401 --> 00:40:04,653 and she looked me in the face, 366 00:40:05,196 --> 00:40:07,948 and I had never met her. I'd just known her from the films, you know, 367 00:40:08,032 --> 00:40:11,535 Dorothy Gish, Lillian's sister, 368 00:40:11,619 --> 00:40:14,330 and she looked me in the eyes and she said, 369 00:40:15,664 --> 00:40:19,877 "Youn