The Lone Ranger

Hi, Tonto. 548 00:55:26,917 --> 00:55:28,752 Couple of freaks here to see you. 549 00:55:28,835 --> 00:55:30,254 Mmm-hmm. Thank you, Homer. 550 00:55:30,337 --> 00:55:31,797 Just let me do the talking. 551 00:55:33,799 --> 00:55:34,800 Ma'am. 552 00:55:36,760 --> 00:55:37,886 What's with the mask? 553 00:55:39,638 --> 00:55:41,306 Second thought, don't answer that. 554 00:55:41,390 --> 00:55:43,475 No, one thing you learn in my business. 555 00:55:43,559 --> 00:55:46,311 Killers, preachers, war heroes, railroaders... 556 00:55:46,395 --> 00:55:47,896 Every man has his thing. 557 00:55:49,189 --> 00:55:51,900 Railroaders? Are you referring to Mr Cole? 558 00:55:52,985 --> 00:55:54,903 Oh, no, not Mr Cole. No. 559 00:55:54,987 --> 00:55:57,364 By all reports, Mr Cole is, uh... 560 00:55:57,447 --> 00:55:59,157 Well, he is no longer guided 561 00:55:59,283 --> 00:56:00,617 by the same imperatives as other men. 562 00:56:02,786 --> 00:56:04,413 Mr Cole gelding. 563 00:56:04,830 --> 00:56:06,206 Come to think of it, there was talk 564 00:56:06,290 --> 00:56:08,250 of an incident during the war. 565 00:56:08,333 --> 00:56:09,418 Let go of me! 566 00:56:09,501 --> 00:56:11,503 I won't let you go! 567 00:56:13,672 --> 00:56:14,840 Whoa! 568 00:56:17,259 --> 00:56:19,094 No free rides, gentlemen! 569 00:56:24,600 --> 00:56:25,851 Scrimshaw. 570 00:56:26,101 --> 00:56:27,269 Ivory. 571 00:56:27,436 --> 00:56:29,021 - I want to touch. - Uh-uh! 572 00:56:29,396 --> 00:56:31,189 Not if you favour your hand. 573 00:56:32,524 --> 00:56:35,277 We're looking for a man named Collins. 574 00:56:35,360 --> 00:56:37,696 He's a tracker, speaks Indian. 575 00:56:38,280 --> 00:56:39,406 Never heard of him. 576 00:56:40,282 --> 00:56:41,491 I see. 577 00:56:42,534 --> 00:56:43,702 Well... 578 00:56:44,369 --> 00:56:46,330 Coming in here, we did happen to notice a number 579 00:56:46,413 --> 00:56:48,665 of fairly serious health code violations. 580 00:56:48,749 --> 00:56:49,750 Hmm. 581 00:56:51,460 --> 00:56:52,753 It is a house of sin. 582 00:56:52,836 --> 00:56:54,588 Yes, well, one with evidence 583 00:56:54,671 --> 00:56:56,590 of livestock on the premises, 584 00:56:56,673 --> 00:56:58,800 inadequately marked fire escapes, 585 00:56:58,884 --> 00:57:01,303 and a fairly sinister-looking jar of pickles on the bar. 586 00:57:01,386 --> 00:57:02,512 Hmm. Pickles? 587 00:57:02,721 --> 00:57:04,264 Unrefrigerated. 588 00:57:04,473 --> 00:57:06,183 I'd hate to have to shut you down. 589 00:57:06,266 --> 00:57:07,559 You want to shut down the rail road? 590 00:57:07,809 --> 00:57:08,810 - Yes. - No. 591 00:57:08,894 --> 00:57:10,479 - Yes. - Well, then you have a problem, 592 00:57:10,562 --> 00:57:11,813 because there ain't no rail road 593 00:57:11,897 --> 00:57:13,815 without girls like mine doing the heavy lifting. 594 00:57:14,191 --> 00:57:16,318 Homer, help these morons find the door. 595 00:57:19,404 --> 00:57:21,198 Windigo getting away. 596 00:57:21,448 --> 00:57:22,699 What the hell is he talking about? 597 00:57:23,283 --> 00:57:24,868 Nothing. It's an Indian thing. 598 00:57:25,369 --> 00:57:28,121 Man who has taste for human flesh. 599 00:57:31,833 --> 00:57:33,418 Butch Cavendish. 600 00:57:35,712 --> 00:57:36,713 That's right. 601 00:57:41,093 --> 00:57:42,761 Well, why didn't you just say so? 602 00:57:43,345 --> 00:57:45,680 Collins was in about a week ago with a lawman. 603 00:57:45,764 --> 00:57:47,766 Ranger like you, as a matter of fact. 604 00:57:47,849 --> 00:57:49,935 Said his name was, uh, Reid. 605 00:57:50,894 --> 00:57:51,895 Dan Reid? 606 00:57:52,187 --> 00:57:53,855 Had themselves a hell of an argument. 607 00:57:53,939 --> 00:57:54,940 What about? 608 00:57:55,023 --> 00:57:56,233 Something they found in the desert. 609 00:57:56,692 --> 00:57:58,110 Paid me with this. 610 00:58:01,613 --> 00:58:03,198 Do not touch rock! 611 00:58:04,574 --> 00:58:05,992 Rock cursed. 612 00:58:25,720 --> 00:58:28,306 lnjun's right. Worthless around here. 613 00:58:28,473 --> 00:58:29,891 But get it to San Francisco, 614 00:58:29,975 --> 00:58:32,310 they'd pay a thousand dollars cash. 615 00:58:32,477 --> 00:58:34,813 Maybe I'll be on the first train west. 616 00:58:34,896 --> 00:58:36,565 Retire. 617 00:58:39,359 --> 00:58:40,527 Do you have cat? 618 00:58:40,610 --> 00:58:41,611 I did. 619 00:58:42,320 --> 00:58:43,405 I thought he'd be an improvement 620 00:58:43,488 --> 00:58:44,823 on the last man in my life, 621 00:58:44,906 --> 00:58:45,907 but maybe it's me. 622 00:58:45,991 --> 00:58:48,034 Red, we got trouble. 623 00:58:55,417 --> 00:58:56,585 What are you doing? 624 00:58:56,668 --> 00:58:58,879 Comanche gesture of respect. 625 00:58:59,129 --> 00:59:01,006 Taste anot...