Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days

390 00:30:02,511 --> 00:30:04,513 I got it! I got it! 391 00:30:13,021 --> 00:30:16,525 Have either of you actually played tennis before? 392 00:30:16,859 --> 00:30:19,278 Yeah... Ultimate Tennis on the Wii. 393 00:30:20,863 --> 00:30:22,698 It's not exactly the same thing. 394 00:30:23,699 --> 00:30:25,450 I could give you a few pointers. 395 00:30:31,039 --> 00:30:33,876 You have to follow through. Like this. 396 00:30:40,299 --> 00:30:42,801 -We have to go. It's an emergency. -A mega-emergency. 397 00:30:43,051 --> 00:30:46,221 The printer messed up the invitations for my Sweet Sixteen. 398 00:30:46,471 --> 00:30:48,473 What does that have to do with me? 399 00:30:49,474 --> 00:30:53,145 People have expectations. Everything has to be perfect! 400 00:30:53,979 --> 00:30:56,732 You'll never understand what it's like to be pretty. 401 00:30:58,066 --> 00:30:59,735 Can you drive me home later? 402 00:30:59,985 --> 00:31:02,487 Come back for you? No. It's like ten minutes away! 403 00:31:02,529 --> 00:31:04,281 Now move it or lose it. 404 00:31:07,242 --> 00:31:08,410 Wow! 405 00:31:08,744 --> 00:31:10,078 I know, right? 406 00:31:10,913 --> 00:31:12,581 I'll see you guys later! 407 00:31:14,625 --> 00:31:15,626 Bye! 408 00:31:16,335 --> 00:31:18,837 Not bad for the first day of my fake job. 409 00:31:19,087 --> 00:31:21,757 Plus, now Dad and I are both "working men"... 410 00:31:22,341 --> 00:31:23,800 ...we get along great. 411 00:31:23,842 --> 00:31:25,594 Happy Fourth of July! 412 00:31:28,180 --> 00:31:31,850 "Li'l Cutie cartoonist to retire in three months"! 413 00:31:32,184 --> 00:31:34,061 We won't have to read that garbage anymore! 414 00:31:34,102 --> 00:31:36,104 Good riddance! 415 00:31:36,438 --> 00:31:37,648 Every Fourth of July, 416 00:31:37,689 --> 00:31:41,109 our neighbors, the Warrens, throw a big party for the whole block. 417 00:31:41,443 --> 00:31:44,446 Mom and Dad make us all go. Which is bad... 418 00:31:44,780 --> 00:31:47,950 ...because I've been avoiding Rodrick's built-in lie detector. 419 00:31:48,200 --> 00:31:49,201 Hey, worker bee. 420 00:31:49,451 --> 00:31:52,955 You know, you having a job doesn't pass the smell test. 421 00:31:53,288 --> 00:31:55,040 Yes, it does. It totally does! 422 00:31:59,461 --> 00:32:01,630 -Here, sweetie. -Thanks. 423 00:32:05,801 --> 00:32:10,806 With my boys, it's go, go, go! I have to wrestle them in every night. 424 00:32:11,306 --> 00:32:12,975 Same with my boys. 425 00:32:13,267 --> 00:32:16,770 They're in my Wilderness Explorers troop now. They love it! 426 00:32:16,812 --> 00:32:19,648 I loved being in the Wilderness Explorers. 427 00:32:20,274 --> 00:32:21,984 -You did? -Yeah. Loved it. 428 00:32:22,276 --> 00:32:25,988 That one camping trip we took as kids, you cried the whole time. 429 00:32:26,822 --> 00:32:29,825 Well, I broke my arm in two places. 430 00:32:30,951 --> 00:32:31,994 Cried the whole time. 431 00:32:32,286 --> 00:32:33,287 Yeah, I... 432 00:32:33,996 --> 00:32:35,163 It hurt. 433 00:32:35,497 --> 00:32:39,001 You know what? You should join the Wilderness Explorers. 434 00:32:39,626 --> 00:32:41,336 I'm more of an indoor person. 435 00:32:41,628 --> 00:32:43,130 Exactly. When's the next meeting? 436 00:32:43,172 --> 00:32:45,257 The waiting list for our troop is a mile long. 437 00:32:45,299 --> 00:32:47,509 Everybody wants to join the best of the best. 438 00:32:49,011 --> 00:32:51,680 Is that your dog? We grew up with a dog. 439 00:32:52,014 --> 00:32:54,016 Nutty. Frank named him. 440 00:32:54,308 --> 00:32:56,643 You can never be too young to learn responsibility. 441 00:32:56,685 --> 00:32:58,353 You should get your boys a dog. 442 00:32:59,354 --> 00:33:01,356 Yeah. That's a great idea. 443 00:33:05,986 --> 00:33:08,864 I think I'll speak to Dad about my suspicions. 444 00:33:09,531 --> 00:33:10,991 Do whatever you want. 445 00:33:12,701 --> 00:33:14,036 I will. 446 00:33:16,872 --> 00:33:18,207 Okay! Okay! 447 00:33:20,334 --> 00:33:22,169 I don't really have a job. 448 00:33:22,503 --> 00:33:23,629 Holly Hills is a member, 449 00:33:23,670 --> 00:33:25,964 if I'm at the country club, I can hang out with her. 450 00:33:26,006 --> 00:33:27,341 I knew it. 451 00:33:29,718 --> 00:33:31,178 So is Heather Hills there, too? 452 00:33:32,221 --> 00:33:33,889 -Heather who? -I want in. 453 00:33:34,723 --> 00:33:37,351 I can't get you in there. I go as Rowley's guest. 454 00:33:37,392 --> 00:33:39,186 I'll go as your guest. 455 00:33:39,228 --> 00:33:42,689 I can't bring the guest. I am the guest. There's no guest for the guest. 456 00:33:45,359 --> 00:33:47,569 Things are getting complicated. 457 00:33:47,611 --> 00:33:49,571 But at least something good came out of the barbecue. 458 00:33:49,863 ...