Camp Nowhere

We won't be playing with caps or sparklers." 490 00:30:12,019 --> 00:30:16,565 We'll probably just sing some patriotic songs and watch a film strip about the Declaration of Independence. 491 00:30:16,732 --> 00:30:20,610 ♪ Party at ground zero and the movie star in you ♪ 492 00:30:20,777 --> 00:30:24,114 ♪ And the world will turn to floating papers too ♪ 493 00:30:29,745 --> 00:30:31,079 Yeah! 494 00:30:37,377 --> 00:30:40,547 Check this out. Banzai! 495 00:30:47,387 --> 00:30:50,140 Fire! 496 00:30:55,354 --> 00:30:58,857 - ♪ Party at ground zero ♪ - Wooo! 497 00:30:59,024 --> 00:31:01,985 - Light me. - I'll write more next week. 498 00:31:02,152 --> 00:31:03,236 Got it. Got it. 499 00:31:03,403 --> 00:31:08,617 - Your son, Mud. - ♪ Waa-aah ♪♪ 500 00:31:08,784 --> 00:31:11,203 - Ow! - Mud! Mud! 501 00:31:11,370 --> 00:31:15,123 - Are you okay? - Yeah, I just burned my arm. 502 00:31:15,290 --> 00:31:19,002 Who would think something like this could happen from harmless flares and Roman candles? 503 00:31:19,169 --> 00:31:22,506 - You know, Mud, that looks bad. - Yeah, you really need a doctor. 504 00:31:22,672 --> 00:31:26,510 No, you guys. If we call a doctor, he's gonna call my mom and we're gonna blow the whole summer. 505 00:31:26,676 --> 00:31:28,345 - Look, get Dennis, all right? - Yeah. 506 00:31:32,849 --> 00:31:37,813 Oh, Jesus. If this is serious, Mud, I'm taking you home. 507 00:31:37,979 --> 00:31:42,442 My mama didn't raise no fools. Oh, except my brother Todd. 508 00:31:42,609 --> 00:31:47,322 He burns hair out of his nose with fireplace matches. Todd's... special. 509 00:31:47,489 --> 00:31:49,950 Look, Dennis, I told you, it's an extra 50 bucks. 510 00:31:50,117 --> 00:31:53,662 Keep your money, pal. Concussions and second degree burns on me. 511 00:31:53,829 --> 00:31:57,541 Uh, uh. Hold still. Hold still. Won't be another minute. 512 00:31:57,707 --> 00:32:02,212 Take your time, Dr. Dunbar. I've still gotta find six weasels in this picture. 513 00:32:03,380 --> 00:32:05,507 Oooh, there's one. 514 00:32:05,674 --> 00:32:09,719 We do have other magazines, you know. There's Newsweek somewhere. 515 00:32:10,178 --> 00:32:13,306 Oh. Mideast peace talks. 516 00:32:13,473 --> 00:32:17,477 Yeah. Twelve weasels hidden in that one. 517 00:32:17,644 --> 00:32:20,272 So, Morris, how did this happen? 518 00:32:20,439 --> 00:32:24,943 Not playing with fireworks, by any chance? 519 00:32:25,110 --> 00:32:29,281 No. I burned it on the stove making breakfast. 520 00:32:29,448 --> 00:32:33,535 Ah. Yes. Those Fourth of July breakfasts, very hazardous. 521 00:32:33,702 --> 00:32:36,496 Well, I think we can save the hand. 522 00:32:36,663 --> 00:32:38,623 But I'm gonna need to see you again. Say, Tuesday? 523 00:32:41,251 --> 00:32:43,962 Bye, Mud. Feel better. 524 00:32:44,129 --> 00:32:46,381 You know, we are supposed to report firework injuries to the police. 525 00:32:46,548 --> 00:32:48,467 - No. Really? - Yeah. 526 00:32:48,633 --> 00:32:51,052 - The stove is ancient. - Thought about a microwave? 527 00:32:51,219 --> 00:32:53,847 Can't do it. Cat's got a pacemaker. 528 00:32:54,014 --> 00:32:56,683 Look, I don't know much about... 529 00:32:56,850 --> 00:33:01,313 I don't know much about stoves, Mr. Van Welker, but I do know something about second-degree burns. 530 00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:04,483 Yeah, well, what do you know about raisin' a kid alone? 531 00:33:04,649 --> 00:33:08,987 What do you know about holding down two jobs so your kids get the breaks you didn't? 532 00:33:09,154 --> 00:33:12,199 I mean, do you and your husband even have children? 533 00:33:12,365 --> 00:33:14,367 I'm not married. What are you getting at? 534 00:33:15,785 --> 00:33:17,871 I'm not sure. 535 00:33:18,038 --> 00:33:22,792 Frankly, I kinda lost the thread there myself. Tuesday, you say? 536 00:33:22,959 --> 00:33:24,711 Yeah. Tuesday. 537 00:33:29,508 --> 00:33:32,385 - I'll bring Mud along. - Good idea. 538 00:33:32,552 --> 00:33:37,641 Now, don't forget to take your pills, youngin. Four, every hour. 539 00:33:39,392 --> 00:33:42,187 Uh, Dennis, that's one every four hours. 540 00:33:42,354 --> 00:33:46,399 Get outta here. Let me see that. What are you talkin'... 541 00:33:48,026 --> 00:33:50,028 Whoa. 542 00:33:50,195 --> 00:33:53,114 Not the first time that mistake's got me in trouble. 543 00:33:53,281 --> 00:33:56,785 Are you sure you don't wanna come in? We're all gonna watch Beavis and Butt-head. 544 00:33:59,913 --> 00:34:01,831 You know, back in the '60s, 545 00:34:01,998 --> 00:34:05,210 when we said we wanted to change society, 546 00:34:05,377 --> 00:34:08,004 maybe we should have been more specific. 547 00:34:13,677 --> 00:34:17,055 - Hello, Officer. - Trooper Elliot Hendricks. 548 00:34: