Playing by Heart

In short, he's lunch. 564 00:40:55,555 --> 00:40:58,419 And Katherine witnesses every course... 565 00:40:58,488 --> 00:41:00,818 from soup to nuts. 566 00:41:00,888 --> 00:41:03,116 If you'll pardon the expression. 567 00:41:03,189 --> 00:41:06,713 Anyway, I'm about to do this killer monologue. I'm up next-- 568 00:41:06,789 --> 00:41:10,346 If one more actor saunters into this class... 569 00:41:10,422 --> 00:41:15,218 and recites Katherine's "native boys ate my cousin Sebastian" speech... 570 00:41:15,289 --> 00:41:17,482 from Suddenly Last Summer... 571 00:41:17,556 --> 00:41:20,420 I am going to puke. 572 00:41:20,489 --> 00:41:23,854 Now, who is up next? 573 00:41:25,190 --> 00:41:29,179 Um... Joan! You're on. 574 00:41:30,657 --> 00:41:34,316 The teacher didn't lose his lunch. I did. 575 00:41:35,390 --> 00:41:38,151 - I'm sorry. - So am I. 576 00:41:41,024 --> 00:41:45,184 Now, on to happier topics, I promise. How about a movie? 577 00:41:45,257 --> 00:41:47,086 - I told you. - I know. 578 00:41:47,157 --> 00:41:49,987 I know. You don't date. Is it a religious thing? 579 00:41:50,057 --> 00:41:54,114 - No. - Well, you like movies, don't you? 580 00:41:54,191 --> 00:41:56,123 - They're okay. - How about tomorrow night? 581 00:41:56,191 --> 00:41:58,987 It doesn't have to be a date. We'll meet at the theater. 582 00:42:00,692 --> 00:42:04,317 - I don't know. - Look. I'll make it easy. Okay, blue boy? 583 00:42:04,392 --> 00:42:08,222 Tomorrow night I'm going to the late show of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre at the Sunset Five. 584 00:42:08,292 --> 00:42:11,224 If you decide you would like to join the human race, meet me there. 585 00:42:16,692 --> 00:42:21,022 Uh, now, in other news, they found a cure for cancer. Okay. Uh, moving on. 586 00:42:21,092 --> 00:42:24,217 - No, they-- - Do you ever hear from Wendy? 587 00:42:24,293 --> 00:42:27,884 What on Earth made you think of Wendy? 588 00:42:27,959 --> 00:42:32,550 - Oh, I don't know. Just thinking about the old days. - Yes. 589 00:42:32,625 --> 00:42:35,024 Very old. Ancient. 590 00:42:36,660 --> 00:42:41,456 Well, do you? Do you ever hear from her? 591 00:42:41,526 --> 00:42:43,458 Any reason I should? 592 00:42:43,526 --> 00:42:47,050 Any reason you should keep her picture in your desk? 593 00:42:49,927 --> 00:42:54,156 None that you should concern yourself with. 594 00:42:54,227 --> 00:42:58,853 Viagra. Oh, God. 595 00:42:58,928 --> 00:43:02,792 Viagra. That's what everyone's talking about. Are you on it yet? 596 00:43:02,861 --> 00:43:05,020 Just the men. Okay, uh, well... 597 00:43:05,093 --> 00:43:07,321 it's so successful, you know, of course-- 598 00:43:17,695 --> 00:43:19,627 - Hey. I made it. - Hi. 599 00:43:19,695 --> 00:43:23,821 - Uh, casually attired. - Wow. 600 00:43:23,894 --> 00:43:26,326 Yeah, I know. The flowers are a little much, and I'm late. 601 00:43:26,395 --> 00:43:28,521 But only because I had second thoughts about the flowers... 602 00:43:28,596 --> 00:43:31,619 and I threw them away halfway down the block, and then I had third thoughts... 603 00:43:31,696 --> 00:43:33,719 and went back and got them. 604 00:43:33,795 --> 00:43:36,057 Well, I'm glad you did. 605 00:43:36,129 --> 00:43:38,425 Thank you. 606 00:43:38,496 --> 00:43:40,428 Come in. Come in, come in, come in. 607 00:43:40,496 --> 00:43:44,623 - Thanks. - I, uh-- I hope you like Italian. 608 00:43:44,696 --> 00:43:46,889 - I hope you like merlot. - I do. 609 00:43:46,963 --> 00:43:48,986 Wow! That's a-- 610 00:43:49,063 --> 00:43:50,995 - Barley. - That's some dog! That's, uh-- 611 00:43:51,063 --> 00:43:54,291 - Barley, get down, sweetie. Come on. Come on. - Whoa. 612 00:43:54,363 --> 00:43:56,988 - My family has a thing for pets. - Yeah. Oh. 613 00:43:57,063 --> 00:43:59,529 That's, uh-- That's certainly impressive. 614 00:43:59,596 --> 00:44:04,121 Suddenly I'm feeling a little inadequate. That's-- 615 00:44:05,198 --> 00:44:07,823 I, uh-- It's almost ready. I, uh-- 616 00:44:07,897 --> 00:44:12,556 Sorry that took me so long. I was on the phone with one of my sisters. 617 00:44:13,864 --> 00:44:17,387 - The married one. - The one who's having an affair? 618 00:44:17,463 --> 00:44:19,691 Yeah, well, the one who's always having an affair. 619 00:44:19,764 --> 00:44:22,027 Her husband doesn't suspect anything? 620 00:44:22,098 --> 00:44:25,723 Her husband is sweet, but he's a bit dim. 621 00:44:27,264 --> 00:44:29,856 He doesn't have much of an imagination. 622 00:44:29,932 --> 00:44:32,864 Chandler girls like their men with imagination? 623 00:44:32,932 --> 00:44:35,227 Yeah. It helps. 624 00:44:36,565 --> 00:44:40,828 You know, I'm told I have a good imagination. 625 00:44:42,832 --> 00:44:45,025 I don't want to have sex tonight. 626