Shrek the Third

"And maybe his first royal decree 413 00:31:45,780 --> 00:31:47,907 "will be to banish everyone who ever picked on him." 414 00:31:47,990 --> 00:31:50,493 That's right. I'm looking at you, jousting team! 415 00:31:51,410 --> 00:31:52,703 And Guin? 416 00:31:53,370 --> 00:31:54,663 Oh, Guin. 417 00:31:55,331 --> 00:31:57,208 I've always loved you. 418 00:31:58,209 --> 00:32:01,295 Well, good friends, it breaks my heart, but 419 00:32:01,378 --> 00:32:04,465 enjoy your stay here in prison while I rule the free world, baby! 420 00:32:04,548 --> 00:32:06,342 All right, let's not overdo it. 421 00:32:06,425 --> 00:32:10,096 I'm building my city, people, on rock 'n' roll! 422 00:32:10,179 --> 00:32:11,972 You just overdid it. 423 00:32:21,023 --> 00:32:23,025 - Stunning. - Look at you! 424 00:32:23,109 --> 00:32:26,403 - You look darling. - Just precious. Look at her. 425 00:32:26,487 --> 00:32:29,448 So have you had any cravings since you've been pregnant? 426 00:32:29,532 --> 00:32:31,617 No. Not at all. 427 00:32:32,993 --> 00:32:34,954 Do you smell ham? 428 00:32:35,037 --> 00:32:37,623 It's present time! 429 00:32:39,250 --> 00:32:43,671 Fiona, won't you please open mine first? It's the one in front. 430 00:32:44,338 --> 00:32:46,340 "Congratulations on your new mess..." 431 00:32:46,423 --> 00:32:48,425 Oh, mess maker! 432 00:32:48,509 --> 00:32:51,887 "Hopefully this helps. Love, Cinderella." 433 00:32:52,721 --> 00:32:54,807 - Would you look at that! - What is it? 434 00:32:56,392 --> 00:32:58,269 It's for the poopies. 435 00:32:58,978 --> 00:33:02,189 - Wait. Babies poop? - Everyone poops, Beauty. 436 00:33:02,273 --> 00:33:03,524 - Fiona! - Fiona! 437 00:33:03,607 --> 00:33:06,610 We all chipped in for a little present, too. 438 00:33:07,319 --> 00:33:08,696 Ta-da! 439 00:33:09,738 --> 00:33:12,825 You know the baby's gonna love it, because I do! 440 00:33:12,908 --> 00:33:15,578 You guys, that's so sweet. Thank you. 441 00:33:16,370 --> 00:33:17,413 Who's this one from? 442 00:33:17,496 --> 00:33:20,040 I got you the biggest one, because I love you the most. 443 00:33:20,124 --> 00:33:23,419 "Have one on me. Love, Snow White." 444 00:33:26,797 --> 00:33:28,507 What is it? 445 00:33:28,591 --> 00:33:31,343 - He's a live-in babysitter. - Where's the baby? 446 00:33:31,427 --> 00:33:35,514 You're too kind, Snow, but I can't accept this. 447 00:33:35,598 --> 00:33:37,766 Think nothing of it. I've got six more at home. 448 00:33:37,850 --> 00:33:39,685 - What does he do? - The cleaning. 449 00:33:39,768 --> 00:33:41,520 - The feeding. - The burping. 450 00:33:41,604 --> 00:33:43,856 So, what are Shrek and I supposed to do? 451 00:33:43,939 --> 00:33:46,442 Well, now you'll have plenty of time to work on your marriage. 452 00:33:47,193 --> 00:33:51,030 Gee. Thanks, Rapunzel, and what's that supposed to mean? 453 00:33:51,113 --> 00:33:54,408 Come on now, Fiona. You know what happens. 454 00:33:55,701 --> 00:33:57,703 You're tired all the time. 455 00:33:57,786 --> 00:33:59,413 You'll start letting yourself go. 456 00:33:59,496 --> 00:34:00,706 Stretch marks. 457 00:34:00,789 --> 00:34:02,750 Say goodbye to romance. 458 00:34:04,460 --> 00:34:07,922 I'm sorry, but how many of you have kids? 459 00:34:08,589 --> 00:34:09,673 She's right! 460 00:34:09,757 --> 00:34:14,345 A baby is only gonna strengthen the love that Shrek and Fiona have. 461 00:34:14,428 --> 00:34:17,181 How did Shrek react when you told him? Tell me. 462 00:34:17,264 --> 00:34:21,644 Well, when he first found out, Shrek said... 463 00:34:34,448 --> 00:34:36,450 Onward, my new friends! 464 00:34:36,533 --> 00:34:38,661 To our happily ever afters! 465 00:34:44,541 --> 00:34:46,710 Now, bombs away! 466 00:35:03,102 --> 00:35:06,105 Well, well, well. If it isn't Peter Pan. 467 00:35:06,188 --> 00:35:08,857 - His name's not Peter. - Shut it, Wendy. 468 00:35:27,251 --> 00:35:30,421 Enough pillaging! To the castle! 469 00:35:49,189 --> 00:35:50,816 You go and take care of the baby! 470 00:35:50,899 --> 00:35:53,861 Everybody stay calm! We're all going to die! 471 00:35:58,490 --> 00:36:00,326 Everyone in! Now! 472 00:36:00,409 --> 00:36:02,745 Come on! Put some back into it, people. 473 00:36:05,831 --> 00:36:07,791 We don't have time. Now go! 474 00:36:07,875 --> 00:36:09,501 Quickly, ladies! 475 00:36:11,503 --> 00:36:14,214 We'll hold them off as long as we can! 476 00:36:29,063 --> 00:36:31,732 Where are Shrek and Fiona? 477 00:36:31,815 --> 00:36:34,777 - The name doesn't ring a bell. - Yeah, no bell. 478 00:36:35,778 --> 00:36:39,031 I suggest you freaks cooperate 479 00:36:39,114 --> 00:36:41,700 with the new king of Far Far Away! 480 00:36:41,784 --> 00:36:46,246 The only thing you're ever gonna be king of is King of the Stupids! 481 00:3...