A Life Less Ordinary

663 00:33:37,610 --> 00:33:39,777 Pleased to meet you, ma'am. 664 00:33:39,779 --> 00:33:41,680 You can call me Lucille. 665 00:33:41,682 --> 00:33:44,015 My pleasure, Lucille. 666 00:33:46,520 --> 00:33:49,020 You're not from the newspapers, are you? 667 00:33:49,022 --> 00:33:50,489 No. I live up the hill. 668 00:33:50,491 --> 00:33:53,258 Oh, good. But you can't tell the newspapers we're here. 669 00:33:53,260 --> 00:33:56,393 They never leave us alone, on account of Ritchie. 670 00:33:56,396 --> 00:33:57,496 Ritchie? 671 00:33:58,531 --> 00:34:01,400 You recognize Ritchie, don't you? 672 00:34:01,402 --> 00:34:02,935 Ritchie Vanderlow? 673 00:34:02,937 --> 00:34:05,271 6 gold albums, 674 00:34:05,273 --> 00:34:06,139 3 platinum. 675 00:34:06,141 --> 00:34:08,841 14 consecutive top-10 singles. 676 00:34:08,843 --> 00:34:11,077 Largest-selling artist worldwide... 677 00:34:11,079 --> 00:34:12,578 ...for the last 12 months? 678 00:34:12,580 --> 00:34:14,280 Ritchie Vanderlow! 679 00:34:14,282 --> 00:34:16,884 You have got to understand, ma'am, 680 00:34:16,886 --> 00:34:20,152 I watch mainly the biblical channels. 681 00:34:20,154 --> 00:34:21,854 It's OK. 682 00:34:21,856 --> 00:34:23,856 We were married in secret... 683 00:34:23,858 --> 00:34:25,592 ...in a castle in Scotland. 684 00:34:25,593 --> 00:34:26,826 That's in England. 685 00:34:26,828 --> 00:34:28,862 Near Paris? 686 00:34:29,630 --> 00:34:30,796 Paris. 687 00:34:30,798 --> 00:34:32,465 Right. 688 00:34:32,467 --> 00:34:35,136 It was so romantic. 689 00:34:35,138 --> 00:34:36,871 We stayed there for our honeymoon... 690 00:34:36,873 --> 00:34:38,438 ...but it wasn't long enough, 691 00:34:38,440 --> 00:34:39,841 so we came here... 692 00:34:39,843 --> 00:34:41,542 ...for the sake of a little privacy. 693 00:34:41,544 --> 00:34:43,510 I see. 694 00:34:44,647 --> 00:34:46,747 Would you like to come in, 695 00:34:46,749 --> 00:34:48,216 Mr. Johnson? 696 00:34:55,991 --> 00:34:57,725 No, I better be on my way. 697 00:34:57,727 --> 00:35:00,062 I have to feed Felix. 698 00:35:00,064 --> 00:35:01,597 OK. 699 00:35:01,599 --> 00:35:03,032 Well... 700 00:35:03,034 --> 00:35:06,468 It was a pleasure to meet you, Mr. Johnson. 701 00:35:06,470 --> 00:35:08,538 See you around. 702 00:35:16,514 --> 00:35:19,582 I'll catch you later then, Mr. Johnson. 703 00:35:23,721 --> 00:35:25,554 Take care, Ritchie. 704 00:35:39,471 --> 00:35:41,138 Thanks. 705 00:35:42,374 --> 00:35:43,541 This? 706 00:35:43,543 --> 00:35:44,942 The ransom note. 707 00:35:44,944 --> 00:35:46,243 Right. Anonymous. 708 00:35:46,245 --> 00:35:47,412 Yeah. 709 00:35:47,414 --> 00:35:49,046 Robert... 710 00:35:49,048 --> 00:35:51,082 My father knows who you are. 711 00:35:51,918 --> 00:35:53,384 Oh, I never thought of that. 712 00:35:53,386 --> 00:35:55,319 You are the worst kidnapper I've ever met. 713 00:35:55,321 --> 00:35:57,054 Oh, and that's all I am to you, isn't it? 714 00:35:57,056 --> 00:35:58,657 The latest kidnapper! 715 00:35:58,659 --> 00:36:00,258 A lifestyle accessory. 716 00:36:00,260 --> 00:36:01,893 And if it doesn't work, it doesn't matter, 717 00:36:01,895 --> 00:36:03,662 'cause you can always get another one. 718 00:36:03,664 --> 00:36:04,997 Quit being so melodramatic. 719 00:36:04,999 --> 00:36:06,865 Well, I'm trying to do my best here... 720 00:36:06,867 --> 00:36:08,600 ...under really difficult circumstances! 721 00:36:08,602 --> 00:36:10,269 It's not made any easier... 722 00:36:10,271 --> 00:36:12,972 ...by you criticizing everything I do! 723 00:36:17,478 --> 00:36:18,846 How much you asking for? 724 00:36:18,848 --> 00:36:19,847 Half a million. 725 00:36:19,849 --> 00:36:21,513 - Dollars? - Yes. 726 00:36:21,515 --> 00:36:23,548 - U.S. Dollars? - Is there a problem? 727 00:36:23,550 --> 00:36:25,952 Half a million dollars is not a lot of money... 728 00:36:25,954 --> 00:36:27,453 ...for a woman like me! 729 00:36:27,455 --> 00:36:28,488 I didn't mean it... 730 00:36:28,489 --> 00:36:29,989 ...as a reflection of you as an individual. 731 00:36:29,991 --> 00:36:31,391 If word got out... 732 00:36:31,393 --> 00:36:33,326 ...that I was liberated for half a million dollars, 733 00:36:33,328 --> 00:36:36,697 I could never show my face in polite society again. 734 00:36:36,699 --> 00:36:37,898 Diamonds have no value... 735 00:36:37,900 --> 00:36:39,233 ...except that which is placed upon them. 736 00:36:39,235 --> 00:36:41,602 It's a lot more complicated than I thought! 737 00:36:41,604 --> 00:36:43,504 OK, don't worry. 738 00:36:43,506 --> 00:36:44,905 All right? 739 00:36:44,907 --> 00:36:46,507 You're trying hard. 740 00:36:46,509 --> 00:36:49,110 You're keen to learn. That's important. 741 00:36:49,112 --> 00:36:51