The Royal Treatment

00:28:45,291 --> 00:28:48,791 -We ended up in the dungeon-- -Then we had to pretend we were locked up. 589 00:28:48,875 --> 00:28:50,791 -It was a whole thing. -It was good. 590 00:28:50,875 --> 00:28:51,750 Silence! 591 00:28:52,791 --> 00:28:55,958 The royal wedding is in less than two weeks. 592 00:28:56,583 --> 00:28:59,291 We have never, in the history of the royal family, 593 00:28:59,375 --> 00:29:01,958 had unknown persons do the hair and the makeup, 594 00:29:02,041 --> 00:29:04,333 but the LaMotts insisted 595 00:29:05,041 --> 00:29:06,916 on you three. 596 00:29:10,333 --> 00:29:16,791 So this is precisely why I've called you here today to test your skills on several… 597 00:29:19,208 --> 00:29:20,458 volunteers. 598 00:29:20,541 --> 00:29:22,833 -You understand what she's saying? -She's very intense. 599 00:29:22,916 --> 00:29:26,416 You. You are in charge of grooming the men for the wedding. 600 00:29:28,041 --> 00:29:30,625 This is your model. He works in the stable. 601 00:29:30,708 --> 00:29:32,333 -Hey, I'm Izzy. -Francis. 602 00:29:32,416 --> 00:29:36,291 You have amazing hair. I promise you, I won't hurt you. 603 00:29:39,041 --> 00:29:41,583 You two, you will be preparing the women. 604 00:29:41,666 --> 00:29:43,416 -Whoo! -Yeah. [chuckles] 605 00:29:43,500 --> 00:29:46,625 Hi. I'm Destiny, and this is Lola. And you are? 606 00:29:46,708 --> 00:29:47,916 -Abigail. -Clara. 607 00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:49,458 They work in the kitchen. 608 00:29:49,541 --> 00:29:50,833 You two ever wear makeup? 609 00:29:51,958 --> 00:29:55,416 -[gasps] But you have such pretty eyes! -And look at those cheekbones! 610 00:29:55,500 --> 00:29:58,708 You two are movie stars. And they got you working in the kitchen? 611 00:29:58,791 --> 00:30:00,041 -Mm-mmm. -[gasps] 612 00:30:01,333 --> 00:30:03,250 [both] Makeover! 613 00:30:03,333 --> 00:30:06,250 ["Il Ballo del Mattone" by Rita Pavone playing] 614 00:30:27,375 --> 00:30:30,833 [Izzy] And he is finished. 615 00:30:31,750 --> 00:30:32,583 Francis? 616 00:30:32,666 --> 00:30:35,666 I took a machete to that beard because it just had to go. 617 00:30:35,750 --> 00:30:39,625 I updated his hair, and then I cleaned up his eyebrows. 618 00:30:39,708 --> 00:30:41,791 Now look at those beautiful eyes. 619 00:30:41,875 --> 00:30:42,875 Acceptable. 620 00:30:42,958 --> 00:30:45,041 I'll take that as a French compliment. 621 00:30:45,125 --> 00:30:46,750 -You're free to go. -I'll wait for-- 622 00:30:46,833 --> 00:30:48,083 -Leave us! -Okay. 623 00:30:52,041 --> 00:30:53,833 -I'll catch up with you guys-- -Go! 624 00:30:53,916 --> 00:30:55,125 Okay, okay. 625 00:30:56,166 --> 00:30:57,000 [Destiny] Okay. 626 00:30:58,666 --> 00:30:59,750 We're done. 627 00:30:59,833 --> 00:31:02,958 Are you ready to have your mind blown? 628 00:31:03,541 --> 00:31:04,375 Pardon? 629 00:31:04,458 --> 00:31:05,416 On three. 630 00:31:06,083 --> 00:31:10,666 [both] One, two, three! 631 00:31:10,750 --> 00:31:12,750 [duck honking] 632 00:31:14,333 --> 00:31:15,500 Ugh. 633 00:31:16,083 --> 00:31:18,541 -What is this? -[crying] 634 00:31:18,625 --> 00:31:20,125 [both] Nailed it! 635 00:31:20,208 --> 00:31:21,500 I'm so sorry. 636 00:31:21,583 --> 00:31:23,625 -[Lola] So happy! -[Destiny] Oh, my God! 637 00:31:23,708 --> 00:31:24,916 She's crying with joy. 638 00:31:25,666 --> 00:31:27,583 You made her cry with joy! 639 00:31:27,666 --> 00:31:29,666 [jaunty folk music playing] 640 00:31:38,750 --> 00:31:39,833 Oh, hi! 641 00:31:44,791 --> 00:31:45,791 -Hi! -Hello. 642 00:31:48,291 --> 00:31:49,291 [phone chiming] 643 00:31:50,291 --> 00:31:51,708 -Baby. -Mama? 644 00:31:51,791 --> 00:31:52,666 What's wrong? 645 00:31:52,750 --> 00:31:55,208 I'm fine. You should see this place. 646 00:31:55,291 --> 00:31:58,500 You know those towns in train sets? It's like I'm in a train set. 647 00:31:58,583 --> 00:32:01,958 What, you're near train tracks? That's how your cousin died. 648 00:32:02,041 --> 00:32:03,875 Please be happy for me. 649 00:32:03,958 --> 00:32:05,250 Look how pretty this is. 650 00:32:06,750 --> 00:32:09,333 Look over here. Wait, actually, look over here. 651 00:32:09,416 --> 00:32:11,416 -How crazy is this? -Whoa. Slower. 652 00:32:11,500 --> 00:32:12,708 You're making me sick. 653 00:32:12,791 --> 00:32:15,000 Hey, someone just walked in. I gotta go. 654 00:32:15,750 --> 00:32:16,666 Be safe. 655 00:32:16,750 --> 00:32:17,833 I love you. 656 00:32:17,916 --> 00:32:19,000 I love you too. 657 00:32:25,708 --> 00:32:27,125 These look amazing. 658 00:32:27,750 --> 00:32:28,875 Hey, how are you? 659 00:32:33,333 --> 00:32:34,166 Hi. 660 00:32:53,458 --> 00:32:54,291 [mouths] Hi. 661 00:32:54,875 --> 00:32:56,333 [child] Come back here, guys. 662 00:32:56,416 --> 00:32:58,416 [inquisitive, whimsical music plays] 663 00:33:24,291 --> 00:33:26,958 Excuse me? What part of town is this? 664 00:33:27,041 --> 00:33:28,041 Uber de Gleise. 665 00:33:28,750 --> 00:33:31,458 -What does that mean? -"Ac