Two for the Seesaw

450 00:44:03,631 --> 00:44:06,548 - Can I try one now? - Help yourself. 451 00:44:06,759 --> 00:44:11,255 If you want my candid opinion, this is an A-1 loft. 452 00:44:14,266 --> 00:44:16,555 <i>(traffic sounds)</i> 453 00:44:21,899 --> 00:44:26,893 This is the first that's bigger than a closet, smaller than a bowling alley. 454 00:44:27,112 --> 00:44:30,944 The floor's gotta be sanded down to dance but otherwise perfect. 455 00:44:31,784 --> 00:44:33,907 - Mr Jacoby? - Yes. 456 00:44:34,995 --> 00:44:37,451 How would you put the place in condition? 457 00:44:37,664 --> 00:44:41,958 I wouldn't lift a finger. $60 a month, three months in advance. 458 00:44:42,169 --> 00:44:45,704 - If you want something done, do. - $60 a month! 459 00:44:45,923 --> 00:44:48,793 - For a place without a john, even! - A who? 460 00:44:49,802 --> 00:44:52,174 - A bathroom. - A toilet! 461 00:44:52,388 --> 00:44:55,673 One flight down, end of the hall, clean, paper towels. 462 00:44:55,891 --> 00:44:58,263 Say, what do you wanna do, live here? 463 00:44:58,477 --> 00:45:02,344 You want a terlet? This is not an apartment. Nobody lives here. 464 00:45:02,564 --> 00:45:05,482 - I don't rent to beatniks! - Don't get in an uproar! 465 00:45:05,693 --> 00:45:10,022 I wanna make a dance studio, rent it out a few days for classes. 466 00:45:10,239 --> 00:45:12,611 - Kids?! - Possibly, yes. Why? 467 00:45:12,825 --> 00:45:16,953 You gonna have kids, I wanna statement. Anything they damage, you pay. 468 00:45:17,162 --> 00:45:20,080 Huh! What could they damage? It's so beautiful here! 469 00:45:20,290 --> 00:45:22,497 They'll find. 470 00:45:23,627 --> 00:45:27,755 My dear young people, I've got a garment business downstairs. 471 00:45:27,965 --> 00:45:30,919 Why don't you discuss amongst yourselves, come to a decision? 472 00:45:31,135 --> 00:45:35,049 If you wanna take it, fine. If not, go in good health. 473 00:45:35,264 --> 00:45:39,890 But one way or the other, you'll kindly bring down the key. Thank you. 474 00:45:43,772 --> 00:45:47,556 Darn it! 60 bucks a month! 475 00:45:47,776 --> 00:45:50,611 Calm down, you'll wake up your ulcers. 476 00:45:50,821 --> 00:45:54,320 We've seen over a hundred lofts in the past five weeks. 477 00:45:54,533 --> 00:45:56,941 - You know this is it. - But $60! 478 00:45:57,161 --> 00:45:59,616 I make more than twice that in a week. 479 00:45:59,997 --> 00:46:05,537 - So I'm supposed to be a leech? - Do me a favour, be a leech. 480 00:46:08,172 --> 00:46:10,211 - Let's look at more. - Honey, I can't. 481 00:46:10,424 --> 00:46:14,718 - Taubman wants to see me at 5. - You're gonna get canned? 482 00:46:14,928 --> 00:46:17,254 Won't you be happy till you're supporting me? 483 00:46:17,473 --> 00:46:19,512 Don't be such a wise guy. 484 00:46:19,725 --> 00:46:23,343 I'll look at some more, you go see what's with Taubman, 485 00:46:23,562 --> 00:46:26,516 and at dinner, we'll talk it over nice and calm. 486 00:46:26,732 --> 00:46:29,353 OK. All except the nice and calm part. 487 00:46:32,696 --> 00:46:35,982 My dear young man, in this loft, nobody lives! 488 00:46:42,873 --> 00:46:46,123 - That should do it. Sit down. - Thank you. 489 00:46:47,669 --> 00:46:50,291 It's ridiculous a man of your ability clerking. 490 00:46:50,506 --> 00:46:52,747 Why not take the state Bar exams? 491 00:46:52,966 --> 00:46:56,466 That'd be a cram job. I haven't been to school for ages. 492 00:46:56,678 --> 00:46:59,513 Bypass all that, get admitted to the Bar on motion. 493 00:46:59,723 --> 00:47:02,759 - I'll sponsor you. - That's extremely kind of you. 494 00:47:02,976 --> 00:47:06,180 You need affidavits from prominent Nebraska attorneys. 495 00:47:06,396 --> 00:47:08,887 The head of your old firm could manage it. 496 00:47:09,107 --> 00:47:13,022 If I could ask him. He's about to become my ex father-in-law. 497 00:47:13,237 --> 00:47:15,906 Think it over. We'd like to have you. 498 00:47:16,114 --> 00:47:21,820 - Just to be sordid, how much? - I'm prepared to offer you 10,000 a year. 499 00:47:22,037 --> 00:47:25,157 Well, I'm prepared not to accept that. 500 00:47:25,374 --> 00:47:29,870 If I'm useful enough to be around full-time, I should be worth 12.5. 501 00:47:30,087 --> 00:47:33,919 It'd take 14 to nail me so we should be talking around 15. 502 00:47:39,429 --> 00:47:42,134 Let's go to the St Regis and have drinks. 503 00:47:42,349 --> 00:47:46,299 - Settle down to serious haggling. - It's only fair to warn you, 504 00:47:46,520 --> 00:47:48,762 after a couple of drinks my price goes up. 505 00:47:48,981 --> 00:47:50,475 Funny, mine goes down. 506 00:47:54,444 --> 00:47:57,362 - Hiya, baby, just got... - Don't move. 507 00:48:04,705 --> 00:48:08,370 Hey, that smells good, what's inside? Ah, chicken. 508 00:48:08,584 --> 00:48:13,660 And salad on the table and potatoes and wine on the ice. 509 00:48:13,881 --> 00:48:17,296 A bargain, 59 cents a bottle. Must be getting kinda old. 510 00:48:17,509 --> 00:48:19,834 - Wha