A Thousand Words

464 00:24:04,235 --> 00:24:05,527 The sicker I get? 465 00:24:05,611 --> 00:24:07,362 So what happens if all the leaves fall off the tree? 466 00:24:08,823 --> 00:24:10,782 That usually means the tree is dead. 467 00:24:11,534 --> 00:24:12,826 Hey, wait a second. Hold on a second. 468 00:24:12,910 --> 00:24:14,077 You telling me that you think 469 00:24:14,161 --> 00:24:16,121 whatever happens to the tree happens to me? 470 00:24:16,205 --> 00:24:17,205 Yes. 471 00:24:18,833 --> 00:24:20,542 So I could die! 472 00:24:20,626 --> 00:24:24,087 Yes, but you would die in the most amazing way possible. 473 00:24:24,380 --> 00:24:25,839 I could die? 474 00:24:25,923 --> 00:24:28,508 Or someone could turn you into a coffee table. 475 00:24:28,592 --> 00:24:30,343 Hey, Sinja, you know, you're a real funny dude to stand here 476 00:24:30,427 --> 00:24:33,471 making jokes when my life is being controlled by this magic tree! 477 00:24:34,265 --> 00:24:36,307 How many leaves you think are left on this tree? 478 00:24:37,184 --> 00:24:38,560 A thousand? 479 00:24:39,395 --> 00:24:40,937 So what do I got, a thousand words left? 480 00:24:42,356 --> 00:24:44,440 Now you have 993. 481 00:24:45,526 --> 00:24:47,235 One word, one leaf. 482 00:24:51,031 --> 00:24:53,658 Well, I know how to make this shit stop. 483 00:24:57,329 --> 00:24:58,788 Oh, no, no, you shouldn't do this. 484 00:24:59,206 --> 00:25:01,124 - That is murder! - Yeah, and it's premeditated, too! 485 00:25:01,208 --> 00:25:02,667 Jack, you shouldn't do this! 486 00:25:02,751 --> 00:25:05,336 You know what, Sinja? You worry about pages six through 200 487 00:25:05,421 --> 00:25:07,505 and you let me worry about Mr. Tricky Tree over here! 488 00:25:07,590 --> 00:25:10,008 And on that note, one last final word! 489 00:25:10,092 --> 00:25:11,551 Timber! 490 00:25:21,729 --> 00:25:23,771 Be glad you don't own a chainsaw. 491 00:25:25,024 --> 00:25:26,024 Why did you do this to me? 492 00:25:26,108 --> 00:25:28,193 I didn't do this. I wouldn't know how. 493 00:25:28,277 --> 00:25:29,694 So, what, the universe cursed me? 494 00:25:29,778 --> 00:25:33,489 Maybe. This is between you and the tree. 495 00:25:33,574 --> 00:25:36,451 Hey, wait a minute. If this is real, what am I supposed to do? 496 00:25:36,535 --> 00:25:38,578 You ever heard of this before? You ever seen anything like this? 497 00:25:38,996 --> 00:25:40,163 I've never seen it, 498 00:25:40,247 --> 00:25:42,916 but there is a story of an old monk that had a tree like this. 499 00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:45,126 I always thought it was just a story. 500 00:25:45,211 --> 00:25:47,128 He became very famous and honored. 501 00:25:47,463 --> 00:25:48,463 So he lived. 502 00:25:48,547 --> 00:25:50,048 No, he died. 503 00:25:50,132 --> 00:25:51,132 Jesus. 504 00:25:51,217 --> 00:25:53,968 No, his name was Stan. 505 00:25:54,053 --> 00:25:55,720 I'm leaving for Bolivia tonight. 506 00:25:55,804 --> 00:25:58,348 A spiritual retreat in Potosí called La Paz. 507 00:25:58,432 --> 00:26:01,226 Let me talk to my colleagues there about you and your tree. 508 00:26:01,310 --> 00:26:02,894 Bolivia? Well, when you coming back? 509 00:26:03,479 --> 00:26:04,687 - In three days. - Three days? 510 00:26:04,772 --> 00:26:06,189 What am I supposed to do until then? 511 00:26:06,273 --> 00:26:08,233 If I were you, Jack, I'd be quiet. 512 00:26:08,609 --> 00:26:11,611 Don't talk for three days. How hard can it be? 513 00:26:17,368 --> 00:26:18,409 Hello! 514 00:26:20,829 --> 00:26:21,829 Shit. 515 00:26:23,332 --> 00:26:24,499 Come on, Jack. 516 00:26:24,708 --> 00:26:26,918 What is the purpose in cursing you with a tree 517 00:26:27,002 --> 00:26:30,505 that loses a leaf with every word you speak? 518 00:26:30,589 --> 00:26:32,507 That is ridiculous! 519 00:26:35,552 --> 00:26:37,345 I guess you're right. 520 00:26:39,348 --> 00:26:40,390 It's crazy! 521 00:26:40,474 --> 00:26:42,141 It's ridiculous! 522 00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:49,482 Did you see that? 523 00:26:49,566 --> 00:26:50,775 See what? 524 00:26:50,859 --> 00:26:54,320 A leaf with every word! Jack, you slay me! 525 00:26:56,615 --> 00:26:58,616 Oh, Lord Jesus! God, oh, God, oh, God, oh, my God! 526 00:26:58,701 --> 00:27:01,452 God, oh, God, oh, God, oh, God, oh, God! 527 00:27:18,053 --> 00:27:19,304 Morning. 528 00:28:16,278 --> 00:28:19,781 Good morning, sir. What can I get started for you today? 529 00:28:21,408 --> 00:28:22,742 What size? 530 00:28:23,869 --> 00:28:25,828 All right, three venti lattes. 531 00:28:26,455 --> 00:28:29,165 Would you care for a pastry? No? 532 00:28:31,752 --> 00:28:34,003 Oh, mocha! Three mocha lattes. 533 00:28:37,091 --> 00:28:40,176 Double chocolate-chip muffin! Yum! 534 00:28:45,974 --> 00:28:48,726 You want three Paul McCartney CDs. Awesome. 535 00:28:49,019 --> 00:28:52,397 You know, I love the Beatles. They are my life. 536 00:28:57,444 --> 00:28:59,153 Assassination! Abraham Lincoln! 537 00:29:00,531 --> 0