Northfork

00:44:52,758 --> 00:44:59,322 you will then each receive 1.5 acres of prime lake-front property. 290 00:45:00,299 --> 00:45:03,530 Your lot size will be increased by one fifth of an acre 291 00:45:03,736 --> 00:45:07,968 for every additional household that you assist in evacuating. 292 00:45:09,875 --> 00:45:12,708 Have I made myself clear? 293 00:45:17,550 --> 00:45:20,451 I'll take your vacant stares as a yes. 294 00:45:23,756 --> 00:45:26,554 I could live with an acre and a half. 295 00:45:28,994 --> 00:45:30,985 It's OK by me. 296 00:45:34,300 --> 00:45:36,268 May we, sir? 297 00:45:55,688 --> 00:45:57,417 So... 298 00:45:59,525 --> 00:46:02,289 the prodigal son returns. 299 00:46:02,495 --> 00:46:04,053 Already packed. 300 00:46:04,263 --> 00:46:06,163 A little ahead of yourself. 301 00:46:06,365 --> 00:46:08,890 I've brought what you're looking for. 302 00:46:09,101 --> 00:46:10,500 You have? 303 00:46:11,704 --> 00:46:13,137 Outside? 304 00:46:19,712 --> 00:46:21,407 I don't see anything. 305 00:46:21,614 --> 00:46:26,244 - We still have a deal? - Yes, yes, we have a deal! 306 00:46:26,919 --> 00:46:29,888 Yeah, we still have a deal. 307 00:46:31,123 --> 00:46:32,590 Where is it? 308 00:46:39,265 --> 00:46:40,755 Oh, my! 309 00:46:58,083 --> 00:46:59,744 Hello? 310 00:47:29,381 --> 00:47:33,442 We'd appreciate it if you'd both stop screwing around. 311 00:47:42,494 --> 00:47:44,155 What do you wanna do? 312 00:47:44,363 --> 00:47:47,821 The Youngs are going to have a moving sale. 313 00:47:48,033 --> 00:47:49,830 Perfect. 314 00:47:54,139 --> 00:47:57,939 All I need is a pair of sinners like you to mount up there. 315 00:47:58,143 --> 00:48:02,409 We appreciate your giving us this time to discuss this matter... 316 00:48:03,482 --> 00:48:06,110 - Two wives? - At least they're not mounted. 317 00:48:06,318 --> 00:48:10,482 It appears you are preparing for a flood in biblical proportions. 318 00:48:10,689 --> 00:48:14,250 You got that right. A flood will wipe through this place. 319 00:48:14,460 --> 00:48:17,486 - Cleansing the soil of all sin. - Understandable. 320 00:48:17,696 --> 00:48:21,894 When God says move on, we're gone at the first holler of a rooster. 321 00:48:22,101 --> 00:48:25,559 We ain't needing the state to tell us when to get going. 322 00:48:25,771 --> 00:48:27,534 That's God's doing. 323 00:48:27,740 --> 00:48:30,004 This is God's land. 324 00:48:30,209 --> 00:48:35,511 And by God, we ain't moving till we get that sign from above. 325 00:48:36,582 --> 00:48:39,813 Yes, sir. We aren't telling you to get going. 326 00:48:40,019 --> 00:48:42,852 No. Look at us as your life preservers. 327 00:48:43,055 --> 00:48:46,855 - Use us if you want. Or not. - We give you that choice. 328 00:48:47,059 --> 00:48:50,495 We're all in the same boat. 329 00:48:50,696 --> 00:48:53,494 I'd like to bend your ears a bit 330 00:48:53,699 --> 00:48:58,659 to tell you about the signs of God that we are familiar with. 331 00:49:03,375 --> 00:49:05,639 This could be that sign. 332 00:49:07,279 --> 00:49:09,179 A what? 333 00:49:09,381 --> 00:49:12,316 - He said he was a relative. - To us? 334 00:49:16,121 --> 00:49:17,520 Yes. 335 00:49:18,223 --> 00:49:21,818 - You're the Unknown Angel? - Yes. 336 00:49:22,027 --> 00:49:25,724 - The one you're looking for. - Optimistic. 337 00:49:25,931 --> 00:49:28,957 He is unknown. The angel part's questionable. 338 00:49:29,168 --> 00:49:30,760 Very. 339 00:49:41,580 --> 00:49:43,548 How romantic. 340 00:49:43,749 --> 00:49:46,718 There's a novel about you, too. 341 00:49:52,224 --> 00:49:54,818 I started to collect these. 342 00:50:02,067 --> 00:50:05,434 This is the first one I grew. 343 00:50:05,637 --> 00:50:09,471 I'm not saying this boat that you've built isn't worthy. 344 00:50:09,675 --> 00:50:13,008 From the looks of it, you've done a mighty fine job. 345 00:50:13,212 --> 00:50:18,673 But for the sake of my job, let's just say it doesn't. 346 00:50:18,884 --> 00:50:22,843 - Doesn't what? - Your boat doesn't float. 347 00:50:23,055 --> 00:50:24,682 Imagine this: 348 00:50:24,890 --> 00:50:28,121 One day, a town on the plains, let's say Northfork, 349 00:50:28,327 --> 00:50:33,287 was hit by a catastrophic flood similar to the days of Noah. 350 00:50:33,499 --> 00:50:37,936 Your husband and yourselves were on the roof waiting to be rescued. 351 00:50:38,137 --> 00:50:42,096 A friendly neighbor paddles by in his little boat and yells, 352 00:50:42,307 --> 00:50:45,208 "Hey, Mr. And Mrs. Stalling and... Mrs. Stalling! 353 00:50:45,411 --> 00:50:49,006 "Jump in and I'll take you to dry land." 354 00:50:49,214 --> 00:50:52,741 - What do you say? - I don't know. 355 00:50:52,951 --> 00:50:56,648 - The water's rising. - You shout, "No, thank ...