Feel the Beat

720 00:33:44,958 --> 00:33:45,791 <i>And...</i> 721 00:33:45,875 --> 00:33:46,875 <i>-Pigtails.</i> <i>-Okay.</i> 722 00:33:47,583 --> 00:33:49,833 <i>You literally have no idea</i> <i>what you're doing.</i> 723 00:33:50,625 --> 00:33:52,416 <i>Don't waste my time</i> <i>and go learn the steps.</i> 724 00:33:52,875 --> 00:33:53,708 <i>Go!</i> 725 00:33:54,458 --> 00:33:57,375 <i>The rest of you, up on your highest</i> <i>demi-pointe. Close your ribs. Again.</i> 726 00:33:57,833 --> 00:33:58,708 <i>[whispers] Again?</i> 727 00:33:58,833 --> 00:33:59,666 <i>[April] Today.</i> 728 00:34:01,375 --> 00:34:02,666 <i>Okay. Everybody ready?</i> 729 00:34:03,291 --> 00:34:04,125 <i>Ready?</i> 730 00:34:04,375 --> 00:34:07,208 <i>One, two, three, four, five, six, over!</i> 731 00:34:07,291 --> 00:34:08,666 <i>-And up!</i> <i>-Stop!</i> 732 00:34:08,750 --> 00:34:10,458 <i>Oh, okay. Stop.</i> 733 00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:12,125 <i>Is everyone ready?</i> 734 00:34:12,583 --> 00:34:13,416 <i>We're ready.</i> 735 00:34:13,875 --> 00:34:14,875 <i>In positions.</i> 736 00:34:15,333 --> 00:34:18,458 <i>That's two straight lines.</i> 737 00:34:18,541 --> 00:34:20,458 <i>Okay. Everybody hustle. Ready?</i> 738 00:34:20,541 --> 00:34:23,416 <i>One, two, three, four, five, six, over!</i> 739 00:34:23,541 --> 00:34:24,500 <i>And up!</i> 740 00:34:24,625 --> 00:34:26,416 <i>-On your leg.</i> <i>-Over. And up!</i> 741 00:34:26,500 --> 00:34:28,625 <i>-[April] On your leg. Get on your leg!</i> <i>-Over. And--</i> 742 00:34:28,708 --> 00:34:30,666 <i>[April] Do you hear me yelling at you?</i> 743 00:34:32,333 --> 00:34:33,458 <i>Then do it!</i> 744 00:34:34,041 --> 00:34:35,208 <i>What is the problem?</i> 745 00:34:35,291 --> 00:34:38,166 <i>Maybe it's that we have</i> <i>no idea what you're yelling.</i> 746 00:34:38,250 --> 00:34:40,083 <i>If we weren't on our legs,</i> <i>we'd be on our butts!</i> 747 00:34:40,166 --> 00:34:41,291 <i>Okay. Okay.</i> 748 00:34:41,833 --> 00:34:44,041 <i>All right. Why don't you just</i> 749 00:34:44,125 --> 00:34:45,833 <i>-take a moment to explain--</i> <i>-Yeah.</i> 750 00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:48,458 <i>How about you try teaching?</i> <i>Instead of leaving us clueless,</i> 751 00:34:48,541 --> 00:34:50,666 <i>standing here with our wieners</i> <i>swinging in the breeze.</i> 752 00:34:52,541 --> 00:34:53,958 <i>You think you can do better?</i> 753 00:34:54,833 --> 00:34:57,416 <i>Well, you're such a crappy teacher,</i> <i>I certainly can't do worse.</i> 754 00:34:59,458 --> 00:35:00,708 <i>Get out of my class.</i> 755 00:35:03,666 --> 00:35:04,500 <i>Make me.</i> 756 00:35:05,583 --> 00:35:06,458 <i>Get out...</i> 757 00:35:07,541 --> 00:35:08,458 <i>of my...</i> 758 00:35:09,208 --> 00:35:10,041 <i>class.</i> 759 00:35:10,125 --> 00:35:12,666 <i>You get out of my face!</i> 760 00:35:15,416 --> 00:35:16,333 <i>I'm done.</i> 761 00:35:17,208 --> 00:35:18,333 <i>[huffs]</i> 762 00:35:18,791 --> 00:35:19,791 <i>Good luck, Miss Barb.</i> 763 00:35:19,875 --> 00:35:22,125 <i>-They're hopeless.</i> <i>-I knew you wouldn't stick around.</i> 764 00:35:28,208 --> 00:35:29,500 <i>You got something else to say?</i> 765 00:35:29,583 --> 00:35:31,625 <i>-Don't be shy, Nail-biter.</i> <i>-[retches]</i> 766 00:35:32,041 --> 00:35:33,208 <i>-[Kari retches]</i> <i>-[Barb] Kari...</i> 767 00:35:33,291 --> 00:35:35,125 <i>[coughing]</i> 768 00:35:38,166 --> 00:35:39,333 <i>Where's my crayon?</i> 769 00:35:39,875 --> 00:35:41,416 <i>[cell phone rings]</i> 770 00:35:41,583 --> 00:35:43,416 <i>Woman, you better be calling to apologize.</i> 771 00:35:43,500 --> 00:35:44,333 <i>For what?</i> 772 00:35:44,416 --> 00:35:46,750 <i>Oh, it's you. I'm sorry. </i> <i>I thought you were Mar Jar.</i> 773 00:35:46,833 --> 00:35:48,416 <i>-Who?</i> -Marissa Jaret Winokur. 774 00:35:48,500 --> 00:35:50,750 <i>Oh, I danced in a benefit</i> <i>she did for Broadway Cares.</i> 775 00:35:50,833 --> 00:35:53,541 <i>Well, I loaned that thief</i> <i>these vintage Louboutins</i> 776 00:35:53,625 --> 00:35:56,166 <i>for this Tony Award</i> <i>Winners Luncheon, and now she</i> 777 00:35:56,250 --> 00:35:57,750 <i>claims she gave 'em back.</i> 778 00:35:57,833 --> 00:36:00,000 <i>But why are you calling me? </i> <i>I thought you got banished</i> 779 00:36:00,083 --> 00:36:02,000 <i>to, uh... Idaho?</i> 780 00:36:02,083 --> 00:36:03,083 <i>Wisconsin.</i> 781 00:36:03,166 --> 00:36:05,291 <i>-Oh!</i> -Long story short, 782 00:36:05,375 --> 00:36:07,416 <i>this amazing opportunity presented itself </i> 783 00:36:07,500 --> 00:36:10,750 <i>to dance in front of Welly Wong. And...</i> 784 00:36:11,375 --> 00:36:13,375 <i>-</i>[Ruby sobbing]<i> </i>That's it. I quit. -Hold on. 785 00:36:14,583 --> 00:36:15,416 <i>I'm quitting.</i> 786 0...