Short Cuts

999 01:02:51,855 --> 01:02:54,816 I don't know what to think, Betty. 1000 01:02:54,942 --> 01:02:56,818 Huh. 1001 01:03:00,155 --> 01:03:02,241 So, is B... Who is Bunny? 1002 01:03:02,324 --> 01:03:03,534 - Bunny... - Bunny... Who's... 1003 01:03:03,617 --> 01:03:06,870 - Bunny is my half-stepsister. - These your mother's kids or your father's kids? 1004 01:03:06,954 --> 01:03:08,330 - My dad's wife's kid. - Oh, yeah. 1005 01:03:08,413 --> 01:03:10,499 We have been planning to get together for over a year. 1006 01:03:10,582 --> 01:03:12,501 - Oh, yeah? Well, what's she do in Tahoe? - What? 1007 01:03:12,584 --> 01:03:15,045 What does she do in Tahoe? 1008 01:03:15,170 --> 01:03:17,881 She work? Is she married? 1009 01:03:18,006 --> 01:03:21,301 - Tahoe's a fancy place to live, you know. - Gene, stop this. 1010 01:03:21,385 --> 01:03:25,639 I'm going away for a few days to visit my sister. 1011 01:03:25,722 --> 01:03:29,101 Don't try to make me feel guilty about nothing. 1012 01:03:29,184 --> 01:03:31,103 You're making mountains out of molehills. 1013 01:03:31,186 --> 01:03:33,897 - Come on... - Shh. Kid's back. 1014 01:03:34,022 --> 01:03:35,941 There's this really neat camera up front. 1015 01:03:36,024 --> 01:03:37,734 - It's not a real camera. - Did you find the bathroom okay? 1016 01:03:37,818 --> 01:03:40,070 Uh, yeah. There's a man throwing up in there. 1017 01:03:40,153 --> 01:03:42,823 - Oh, my God. How awful. Is he all right? - Chad. 1018 01:03:42,906 --> 01:03:45,826 - I don't know. - You going to visit Aunt Bunny this weekend? 1019 01:03:45,909 --> 01:03:48,203 How about those peas? Let's eat up some of those peas. 1020 01:03:48,287 --> 01:03:49,705 Bunny? 1021 01:03:49,788 --> 01:03:51,790 He's too young to remember Bunny, okay? 1022 01:03:51,874 --> 01:03:54,459 Does not remember Bunny. Eat 'em up. 1023 01:03:54,585 --> 01:03:58,881 Anyway, it squirts water... It looks like a real camera. Please? 1024 01:03:58,964 --> 01:04:02,050 I really want it. Come on. Daddy would buy it for me. 1025 01:04:09,433 --> 01:04:14,354 You boys have obviously not heard of the Joe Robbins legend, have you? 1026 01:04:14,438 --> 01:04:16,732 - What can I get you, pal? - Same, Jay. 1027 01:04:16,815 --> 01:04:19,234 Are you laughin' at me? 1028 01:04:19,318 --> 01:04:21,904 - No one was laughin'at you. - Go ahead. 1029 01:04:25,324 --> 01:04:27,951 Next to my cell, a big Spanish brother. 1030 01:04:28,076 --> 01:04:31,747 6'4", 6'5", Eddie Valdez. We called him "Big Ed." 1031 01:04:31,872 --> 01:04:34,708 I said, "Big Ed, yo, listen. Don't fuck with me." 1032 01:04:34,791 --> 01:04:38,879 Cat fuck with me. I get my hands on about 30 feet of rope. 1033 01:04:38,962 --> 01:04:40,881 Now, you may wonder where I get rope in prison. 1034 01:04:40,964 --> 01:04:44,551 Like I told you, I'm Joe Robbins. Inside or out. 1035 01:04:46,762 --> 01:04:48,639 It's all in my cell. 1036 01:04:49,056 --> 01:04:50,641 How you doin'? 1037 01:04:51,558 --> 01:04:52,809 Good. 1038 01:04:52,935 --> 01:04:56,772 <i>Here's a song I want to sing for myself.</i> 1039 01:04:56,855 --> 01:04:59,191 I lay low, like a black cat in the shadows. 1040 01:05:00,526 --> 01:05:05,155 And I wait for this big Spanish motherfucker to come moseyin' down. 1041 01:05:05,280 --> 01:05:07,282 As soon as he crossed my path, boom. 1042 01:05:07,407 --> 01:05:10,452 <i>- I'm tired - Flies on shit...</i> 1043 01:05:10,577 --> 01:05:12,704 <i>So tired</i> 1044 01:05:12,788 --> 01:05:17,251 Around his neck so quick, then pushed him over the fucking guardrail. 1045 01:05:17,376 --> 01:05:21,171 The rope snaps tight. His fuckin' head pops off. 1046 01:05:21,296 --> 01:05:24,383 His body keeps plummeting downward, and he falls... 1047 01:05:24,508 --> 01:05:27,386 neck hole first into the ground. 1048 01:05:27,511 --> 01:05:29,471 My point is... 1049 01:05:29,596 --> 01:05:31,473 Big Ed pissed me off just a little bit. 1050 01:05:31,598 --> 01:05:34,726 You wanna keep it down so the lady can sing? 1051 01:05:34,810 --> 01:05:36,436 Wait. 1052 01:05:37,312 --> 01:05:39,565 Hey, come on. 1053 01:05:39,648 --> 01:05:43,277 - I made a mistake, all right? - Yeah, you made a mistake. 1054 01:05:45,696 --> 01:05:47,322 - See, my shit's live. - Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. 1055 01:05:47,406 --> 01:05:50,492 Where was I? I was tellin' a story here. 1056 01:05:50,617 --> 01:05:54,162 <i>But I won't be sorry</i> 1057 01:05:55,664 --> 01:05:57,958 <i>If you won't be</i> 1058 01:06:00,169 --> 01:06:04,006 <i>And I don't want your pity</i> 1059 01:06:05,215 --> 01:06:09,219 <i>Or your sympathy</i> 1060 01:06:11,471 --> 01:06:14,975 <i>But with $45</i> 1061 01:06:15,058 --> 01:06:16,977 <i>I can make it - Hi.</i> 1062 01:06:18,562 --> 01:06:21,...