Playing God

405 00:27:49,866 --> 00:27:51,802 Gee, well, obviously. 406 00:27:51,836 --> 00:27:54,005 Otherwise he wouldn't be going along with this. 407 00:27:54,038 --> 00:27:55,940 Maybe there's more to this guy than you think. 408 00:27:56,640 --> 00:27:57,775 Any art in the house? 409 00:27:57,807 --> 00:27:58,776 He's got a La Roche. 410 00:27:58,808 --> 00:27:59,410 He's got good taste. 411 00:27:59,442 --> 00:28:01,311 That's always dangerous. 412 00:28:01,345 --> 00:28:02,779 Don't get me wrong. 413 00:28:02,813 --> 00:28:04,482 It's a big house, but not that big. 414 00:28:04,515 --> 00:28:06,317 Conservative buy in my opinion. 415 00:28:06,349 --> 00:28:07,150 And the wife? 416 00:28:07,183 --> 00:28:08,985 Ah, divorced. 417 00:28:09,019 --> 00:28:09,953 That happens. 418 00:28:09,987 --> 00:28:10,788 What happens? 419 00:28:10,820 --> 00:28:12,423 Grief causes divorce. 420 00:28:12,455 --> 00:28:15,459 My second wife left me when our Shih Tzu, Dottie, died. 421 00:28:17,027 --> 00:28:18,096 Man, I miss that dog. 422 00:28:20,263 --> 00:28:21,431 Why here? 423 00:28:21,464 --> 00:28:23,201 No idea. 424 00:28:23,233 --> 00:28:25,202 Did you guys ever go to Sunday school? 425 00:28:25,236 --> 00:28:26,437 No. 426 00:28:26,470 --> 00:28:28,271 Just wanna see what I got to work with here. 427 00:28:28,305 --> 00:28:29,907 You? 428 00:28:29,940 --> 00:28:34,077 10 years of Catholic school till they kicked me out at 15. 429 00:28:34,111 --> 00:28:38,082 Expelled, excommunicated, and one other ex I can't remember. 430 00:28:38,115 --> 00:28:38,915 Wow. 431 00:28:38,949 --> 00:28:39,949 She was worth it. 432 00:28:41,317 --> 00:28:43,887 This is definitely a challenge. 433 00:28:43,921 --> 00:28:45,423 Would take a lot for me to believe 434 00:28:45,455 --> 00:28:48,225 I was sitting across from the creator of the universe. 435 00:28:48,259 --> 00:28:50,260 We're gonna have to get him under the ether. 436 00:28:50,294 --> 00:28:51,763 Elicit an emotional response. 437 00:28:51,796 --> 00:28:53,297 Make him believe. 438 00:28:53,329 --> 00:28:55,465 Yeah, but this is insanity. 439 00:28:55,499 --> 00:28:58,336 Really, have you ever read the Bible? 440 00:28:58,368 --> 00:29:01,204 It's chock full of what you'd call insanity. 441 00:29:01,238 --> 00:29:03,875 People turning into salt, talking donkeys, 442 00:29:03,907 --> 00:29:06,510 channeling of spirits, people coming back from the dead. 443 00:29:06,544 --> 00:29:07,945 Channeling of spirits. 444 00:29:07,978 --> 00:29:09,447 Sounds like you know a lot. 445 00:29:09,480 --> 00:29:12,049 And so should you if we're gonna pull this off. 446 00:29:13,317 --> 00:29:14,786 Good Morgan Freeman, huh? 447 00:29:14,818 --> 00:29:18,388 Nah, cliche, something more classic like Heston. 448 00:29:18,422 --> 00:29:20,324 He played Moses, not God. 449 00:29:20,356 --> 00:29:23,795 Oh, right, oh, George Burns then. 450 00:29:23,827 --> 00:29:25,462 Why does it have to be a man? 451 00:29:25,496 --> 00:29:29,467 Good point, well, God is everything, everywhere. 452 00:29:29,500 --> 00:29:31,402 In the wind, in the trees, in music. 453 00:29:31,434 --> 00:29:33,171 Right, but how are we gonna do that? 454 00:29:33,203 --> 00:29:34,305 We gotta stay practical. 455 00:29:34,338 --> 00:29:38,341 The character of God, he subscribes to the ooh theory. 456 00:29:38,375 --> 00:29:41,412 Omniscient, omnipresent, omnipotent. 457 00:29:42,311 --> 00:29:45,182 Well, he's all powerful, dogmatic, opulent. 458 00:29:45,215 --> 00:29:48,318 Smart, and always 10 steps ahead. 459 00:29:48,352 --> 00:29:49,253 Yeah, but a good listener. 460 00:29:49,286 --> 00:29:50,520 He's empathetic. 461 00:29:50,554 --> 00:29:52,523 Of course, we don't have to give him 462 00:29:52,556 --> 00:29:55,526 the God of the Bible or the Quran or Oprah. 463 00:29:55,558 --> 00:29:58,863 We just need to give him the God he wants. 464 00:30:01,432 --> 00:30:05,170 This just might work. 465 00:30:32,896 --> 00:30:34,499 How can you not feel for this guy? 466 00:30:37,166 --> 00:30:42,005 Yeah, sure, ah, it's very tragic, whatever. 467 00:30:46,309 --> 00:30:47,577 I don't know. 468 00:30:47,611 --> 00:30:50,348 I don't go around begging for attention, you know? 469 00:30:50,381 --> 00:30:53,484 Whining about things that have happened to me. 470 00:30:55,051 --> 00:30:56,286 The world burns everyone. 471 00:30:57,421 --> 00:31:01,226 Life sucks and nothing really matters. 472 00:31:03,227 --> 00:31:06,264 Well, actually, there's one thing that matters, money. 473 00:31:08,097 --> 00:31:09,097 You know why? 474 00:31:10,099 --> 00:31:12,569 Because money creates opportunity. 475 00:31:12,603 --> 00:31:13,638 Exactly. 476 00:31:21,644 --> 00:31:24,214 Have you ever wondered what it would've been like 477 00:31:24,248 --> 00:31:26,985 to actually have a dad? 478 00:31:28,618 --> 00:31:30,554 You know, how things would've turned out for us? 479 00:31:34,057 --> 00:31:36,126 You'd be a rock st