Shiva Baby

506 00:24:49,768 --> 00:24:51,813 - You look stunning. - Oh, thank you. 507 00:24:51,900 --> 00:24:53,554 Absolutely gorgeous. 508 00:24:53,641 --> 00:24:55,338 - Thanks. - So, any boyfriends? 509 00:24:55,425 --> 00:24:57,602 No, not yet, or right now. 510 00:24:57,689 --> 00:25:00,430 You must be so excited about graduating. 511 00:25:00,518 --> 00:25:04,173 Yeah, I mean like I have some exams left 512 00:25:04,260 --> 00:25:07,263 and then I have some interviews that I'm gonna do. 513 00:25:07,350 --> 00:25:09,352 - Really? You didn't tell me. - Where? 514 00:25:09,439 --> 00:25:11,354 Well, I don't think you know the places. 515 00:25:11,441 --> 00:25:13,922 Do you still make those little videos? 516 00:25:14,009 --> 00:25:15,924 I always thought those were so fun. 517 00:25:16,011 --> 00:25:17,291 I haven't done one in a while. 518 00:25:17,315 --> 00:25:19,232 So, acting is still your goal? 519 00:25:19,319 --> 00:25:22,104 No, it's like comedy, stand-up. 520 00:25:22,191 --> 00:25:24,367 What was your major again, sweetie? 521 00:25:24,454 --> 00:25:26,195 No no, she doesn't have a major, Mom. 522 00:25:26,282 --> 00:25:29,634 She makes it up, but you like got a diploma, right? 523 00:25:29,721 --> 00:25:31,679 I think it was politics. 524 00:25:31,766 --> 00:25:33,638 Now I'm trying to think if I know anybody. 525 00:25:33,725 --> 00:25:36,118 I always remember you were such 526 00:25:36,205 --> 00:25:38,033 an humanitarian growing up. 527 00:25:38,120 --> 00:25:39,818 - Yes. - You wanted to go on that trip 528 00:25:39,905 --> 00:25:44,039 and feed the homeless and teach English in the Orient. 529 00:25:44,126 --> 00:25:46,476 My major was sort of like women 530 00:25:46,564 --> 00:25:48,566 and gender studies through the lens... 531 00:25:48,653 --> 00:25:51,656 Oh, so you could run marches like with the pink pussy hats. 532 00:25:51,743 --> 00:25:54,572 Yes, exactly, that's such a good idea, right? 533 00:25:54,659 --> 00:25:57,923 You love to march and you love to knit. 534 00:25:58,010 --> 00:26:01,883 Our friend, Steve Epstein, his son was like you. 535 00:26:01,970 --> 00:26:06,845 He was studying what, philosophy or photography. 536 00:26:06,932 --> 00:26:08,847 One of those things. 537 00:26:08,934 --> 00:26:13,155 And his parents were terrified, naturally, about his future. 538 00:26:13,242 --> 00:26:15,418 I mean, how's he going to make any money? 539 00:26:15,505 --> 00:26:17,203 Right? 540 00:26:17,290 --> 00:26:20,772 But I mean, 20 years later, he's a brain surgeon. 541 00:26:21,773 --> 00:26:22,991 You never know. 542 00:26:23,078 --> 00:26:24,514 Yeah, you never know. 543 00:26:26,560 --> 00:26:28,388 You may end up being a brain surgeon. 544 00:26:28,475 --> 00:26:32,740 Yeah. 545 00:26:32,827 --> 00:26:34,350 Oh Sheila, I can do that. 546 00:26:34,437 --> 00:26:35,917 - What? - I can take that for you. 547 00:26:36,004 --> 00:26:37,804 - Oh, you are so lovely. - Thank you, darling. 548 00:26:37,892 --> 00:26:38,588 Eli vomited all over the kids' room. 549 00:26:38,675 --> 00:26:39,834 It's okay. 550 00:26:39,921 --> 00:26:40,748 - It's a mess in there. - Yeah, I got it. 551 00:26:40,835 --> 00:26:42,141 Okay, thank you. 552 00:26:42,228 --> 00:26:44,056 Perfect, babysitter to the rescue. 553 00:26:44,143 --> 00:26:45,231 That's so sweet. 554 00:26:45,318 --> 00:26:46,493 You're a darling. 555 00:26:46,580 --> 00:26:47,320 - I can help you. - It's fine. 556 00:26:47,407 --> 00:26:48,626 No, I want to. 557 00:26:49,888 --> 00:26:52,194 Such nice girls. 558 00:26:52,281 --> 00:26:53,761 Oh my God. 559 00:26:53,848 --> 00:26:55,720 Why do people even bring kids to shivas? 560 00:26:55,807 --> 00:26:59,724 Here, let me help you. I don't want to get it on you. 561 00:26:59,811 --> 00:27:00,811 Thanks. 562 00:27:02,378 --> 00:27:04,424 I was trying to build an app for... 563 00:27:05,773 --> 00:27:08,080 Weren't you wearing tights before? 564 00:27:08,167 --> 00:27:09,211 No. 565 00:27:09,298 --> 00:27:10,909 No? 566 00:27:10,996 --> 00:27:12,519 Wait, why are you bleeding? 567 00:27:13,738 --> 00:27:14,826 As you know, I... 568 00:27:16,044 --> 00:27:17,655 Really neat. 569 00:27:17,742 --> 00:27:19,744 It just got caught in something, it's fine. 570 00:27:19,831 --> 00:27:22,355 Well, you have an open wound on your leg. 571 00:27:23,051 --> 00:27:24,618 It's a scratch. 572 00:27:43,332 --> 00:27:45,030 Why do you keep looking over there? 573 00:27:46,118 --> 00:27:49,599 - Where? - At the skinny blonde woman. 574 00:27:50,557 --> 00:27:52,298 I'm not looking at her. 575 00:27:52,385 --> 00:27:55,649 Okay, she's very pretty, but she's too old for you. 576 00:27:55,736 --> 00:27:59,522 I don't think she's pretty. 577 00:28:01,655 --> 00:28:03,135 Malibu Barbie...