Extremely shy Lars finds it impossible to make friends or socialize. His brother and sister-in-law worry about him, so when he announces that he has a girlfriend he met on the Internet, they are overjoyed. But Lars' new lady is a life-size plastic woman. On the advice of a doctor, his family and the rest of the community go along with his delusion.
Lars and the Real Girl is a Comedy, Drama, Romance film released in 2007.
18 subtitle releases available in English. 13 releases include Hearing Impaired (HI) subtitles.
Movie Dialogue Sample
00:32:18,854 --> 00:32:20,595 Gus? No. OK. 361 00:32:21,606 --> 00:32:23,017 Yeah, sure. 362 00:32:28,864 --> 00:32:31,197 You're not gonna go to work today, Gus? 363 00:32:33,452 --> 00:32:35,990 - I don't feel good.
- Oh, no. 364 00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:41,874 Well, Bianca could help you, you know.
She has nurse's training. 365 00:32:42,043 --> 00:32:43,875 No, she doesn't. 366 00:32:44,045 --> 00:32:47,880 She doesn't have nurse's training, Lars,
because she's not a person. 367 00:32:48,717 --> 00:32:50,458 She's a big plastic thing. 368 00:32:52,554 --> 00:32:54,216 That's amazing. 369 00:32:56,183 --> 00:32:57,719 Did you hear that? 370 00:32:59,060 --> 00:33:02,553 Bianca just said that
that's why God made her, to help people. 371 00:33:11,239 --> 00:33:13,196 Are you gonna be late? 372 00:33:13,366 --> 00:33:14,652 For work? 373 00:33:19,247 --> 00:33:21,034 I am gonna be late. 374 00:33:21,708 --> 00:33:23,950 Oh, no, I have to go. OK. 375 00:33:25,128 --> 00:33:28,838 - Bye-bye. I'm going to check in.
- Okey-doke. 376 00:33:29,007 --> 00:33:31,124 And you have my number at work,
right, Karin? 377 00:33:31,301 --> 00:33:32,462 Yep. 378 00:33:39,267 --> 00:33:42,260 I wanted to tell you
that you look really pretty today. 379 00:33:46,858 --> 00:33:48,941 I hope that you feel better, Gus. 380 00:33:50,111 --> 00:33:51,352 Me, too. 381 00:33:51,530 --> 00:33:54,238 - And thanks so much for breakfast.
- No. 382 00:33:54,407 --> 00:33:57,275 - OK, gotta go. Bye!
- See you. 383 00:34:02,457 --> 00:34:04,289 Well, I had to try, you know? 384 00:34:06,294 --> 00:34:08,160 What? What? What? 385 00:34:08,838 --> 00:34:10,295 It's just... 386 00:34:11,091 --> 00:34:12,582 I don't know. 387 00:34:13,969 --> 00:34:17,553 It's true. We've been all wrapped up
in ourselves. We have, Gus. 388 00:34:17,722 --> 00:34:21,056 This is not my fault, though.
It's not my fault. 389 00:34:28,900 --> 00:34:31,893 Come on, Bianca,
let's make a couple of calls. 390 00:34:47,627 --> 00:34:49,744 Good morning, Cindy.
You look really pretty today. 391 00:34:49,921 --> 00:34:52,163 Thank you. Oh, Mr. Sunshine. 392 00:34:54,593 --> 00:34:59,964 It's way in advance, but you know
how excited I get about these things. 393 00:35:07,230 --> 00:35:08,846 All right, where are they?
I know you took them. 394 00:35:09,024 --> 00:35:10,936 - Did not.
- You did, too. As revenge. 395 00:35:11,109 --> 00:35:13,647 - For what?
- For the fake rat I put in your drawer. 396 00:35:13,820 --> 00:35:14,901 Oh, that. 397 00:35:15,071 --> 00:35:17,939 Lars, I'm missing
three of my action figures. 398 00:35:19,618 --> 00:35:21,484 It's your turn to get coffee. 399 00:35:21,661 --> 00:35:23,573 OK, listen up, Margo. 400 00:35:23,747 --> 00:35:25,739 Those action figures
are extremely important to me. 401 00:35:25,915 --> 00:35:27,372 All right? They're worth a lot of money. 402 00:35:27,542 --> 00:35:29,875 If I don't see every damn one
back on my desk pretty soon, 403 00:35:30,045 --> 00:35:33,413 then you can tell your teddy bear
to watch his back. 404 00:35:44,434 --> 00:35:46,972 I'll return them. One at a time. 405 00:35:52,651 --> 00:35:55,860 - You going to Cindy's party?
- Oh, no. 406 00:35:58,114 --> 00:36:01,698 I was hoping you would.
I really wish you would. 407 00:36:04,412 --> 00:36:05,869 Well, maybe. 408 00:36:06,790 --> 00:36:08,531 That'd be great. 409 00:36:09,959 --> 00:36:11,916 Do you think
I could bring my girlfriend? 410 00:36:13,254 --> 00:36:17,999 Oh... Yeah, yeah, I mean,
I'm totally bringing somebody. 411 00:36:25,934 --> 00:36:29,223 - Wow!
- I didn't know there were sex dolls. 412 00:36:29,396 --> 00:36:31,103 Love dolls. That's what they call them. 413 00:36:32,899 --> 00:36:34,481 I saw a special on cable. 414 00:36:34,651 --> 00:36:37,485 So are you serious?
Bianca really has a... 415 00:36:40,031 --> 00:36:42,899 So she's really just
one of the girls, then. 416 00:36:44,536 --> 00:36:45,902 I'm sorry. 417 00:36:54,838 --> 00:36:56,124 No way! 418 00:36:58,425 --> 00:37:00,212 Does she have a sister? 419 00:37:02,220 --> 00:37:04,462 Wish I had a woman that couldn't talk. 420 00:37:08,393 --> 00:37:10,259 It's not that funny.
It's not that funny. 421 00:37:10,437 --> 00:37:12,144 We don't want anything to do with her. 422 00:37:12,313 --> 00:37:14,225 She's a golden calf. 423 00:37:14,399 --> 00:37:15,981 And we all know what happened with that. 424 00:37:16,151 --> 00:37:18,768 He's not worshipping her,
they're just dating. 425 00:37:18,945 --> 00:37:21,153 These young people have no willpower. 426 00:37:21,322 --> 00:37:23,655 He's sick, all right? He's sick. 427 00:37:23,825 --> 00:37:26,283 I guess, we were just hoping,
if we came to you, 428 00:37:26,453 --> 00:37:29,662 you could help, you know,
just pave the way a little. 429 00:37:29,831 --> 00:37:32,448 If you could just
try to understand, it's... 430 00:37:32,625 --> 00:37:34,116 - He is a nice man.
- We can try. 431 00:37:34,294 ...
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