27 Dresses

587 00:36:14,786 --> 00:36:16,686 -What are "shagging flies"? -What are you doing? 588 00:36:16,788 --> 00:36:19,382 -What? -You hate dogs and tofu and being outside. 589 00:36:19,491 --> 00:36:23,427 No. I like yachts. I like flowers. I like, you know, tanning. 590 00:36:23,528 --> 00:36:26,361 -I mean, it's not exactly the same-- -And you hated Toby. 591 00:36:26,464 --> 00:36:29,490 You hated him. The only animals you ever cared about are dead ones with sleeves. 592 00:36:29,601 --> 00:36:33,594 You're just saying all this stuff because George is so... attractive. 593 00:36:33,705 --> 00:36:36,697 -Or some people think he is. -I did not hate that dog. 594 00:36:36,808 --> 00:36:38,708 I just hated it when he slobbered on me. 595 00:36:38,810 --> 00:36:43,406 And I could like soy milk and hiking if I tried it. Maybe. 596 00:36:45,183 --> 00:36:48,175 Hey, Tess. What do you say you come out here. Let's see that arm. 597 00:36:48,286 --> 00:36:51,687 Ooh. Fun. Are we gonna shag now? 598 00:36:54,859 --> 00:36:57,419 -Ever done this before? -No. I don't know how to do this. 599 00:36:57,529 --> 00:36:59,156 -Here you go. -Okay. Like that? 600 00:36:59,264 --> 00:37:01,858 Put this arm down there. All right? Hold that elbow up. 601 00:37:01,966 --> 00:37:04,764 <i>-Okay. -All right. Hold it there.</i> 602 00:37:04,869 --> 00:37:06,837 Hi. 603 00:37:06,938 --> 00:37:10,101 Thank you. Thank you. 604 00:37:14,045 --> 00:37:17,173 <i>-Oh. -#I'm in like with you #</i> 605 00:37:17,282 --> 00:37:19,182 -"Love, George." -Ah. 606 00:37:19,284 --> 00:37:22,776 <i>#Not in love with you quite yet #</i> 607 00:37:22,887 --> 00:37:25,617 <i>-George. -#My heart's beginning to #</i> 608 00:37:25,723 --> 00:37:27,748 Oh, that's terrific. 609 00:37:27,859 --> 00:37:31,295 <i>#Slightly overrule my head #</i> 610 00:37:31,396 --> 00:37:35,025 <i>#Oh, no, oh, no My self-control #</i> 611 00:37:35,133 --> 00:37:40,196 <i>#It won't hold up for very long #</i> 612 00:37:40,305 --> 00:37:42,603 <i>#Oh, no, oh, no #</i> 613 00:37:42,707 --> 00:37:45,005 <i>-# You touch my soul # -We should all go fishing together sometime.</i> 614 00:37:45,109 --> 00:37:47,543 Wouldn't that be great? 615 00:37:54,085 --> 00:37:56,417 <i># 'Cause I might need a moment #</i> 616 00:37:56,521 --> 00:37:58,580 <i>#And I wouldn't wanna spoil it Who knows #</i> 617 00:37:58,690 --> 00:38:02,751 <i>#If I am ready or not #</i> 618 00:38:02,860 --> 00:38:05,988 <i>-# To date or not # -#Only time will tell #</i> 619 00:38:06,097 --> 00:38:08,258 <i># Who knows #</i> 620 00:38:08,366 --> 00:38:12,962 <i>#If we are ready to make this #</i> 621 00:38:13,071 --> 00:38:14,971 <i>#Something #</i> 622 00:38:15,073 --> 00:38:18,065 <i># Who knows #</i> 623 00:38:18,176 --> 00:38:20,508 <i>#Mmm,yeah #</i> 624 00:38:24,282 --> 00:38:28,343 You know that in sign language, this means "I love you." 625 00:38:28,453 --> 00:38:32,981 <i>-#But I haven't fallen in quite yet # -I love you too, Tess.</i> 626 00:38:33,091 --> 00:38:34,991 <i>#Oh, no, oh, no #</i> 627 00:38:35,093 --> 00:38:37,823 <i>#My self-control #</i> 628 00:38:37,929 --> 00:38:42,593 <i>#It won't hold up for very long #</i> 629 00:38:42,700 --> 00:38:44,793 <i>#Oh, no, oh, no #</i> 630 00:38:44,902 --> 00:38:47,200 <i># You touch my soul #</i> 631 00:38:47,305 --> 00:38:49,603 <i>#I can't help falling too fast for you #</i> 632 00:38:49,707 --> 00:38:52,835 <i>-# Who knows # -Jane!</i> 633 00:38:52,944 --> 00:38:56,345 <i>#If I am ready or not ##</i> 634 00:38:56,447 --> 00:38:59,143 -Which one sucks less? -This one. 635 00:38:59,250 --> 00:39:02,708 -Good. Maybe, uh, would you mind again? -Nope. 636 00:39:02,820 --> 00:39:05,288 -Thank you. -I do it for my dad all the time. 637 00:39:07,625 --> 00:39:10,025 You okay? You seem a little bit nervous. 638 00:39:10,128 --> 00:39:13,791 Yeah. No. I'm cool. 639 00:39:16,200 --> 00:39:19,328 -How's it look? -Great. 640 00:39:19,437 --> 00:39:21,564 -Here you go. Mm-hmm. -Thank you. 641 00:40:03,214 --> 00:40:06,342 Oh, hey. Guys, guys! Hold it. She's not the one. She's not the one. 642 00:40:06,451 --> 00:40:11,445 <i>Hey.Jane.</i> 643 00:40:11,556 --> 00:40:16,289 I'm so sorry. I should've called, but you forgot your wallet. 644 00:40:16,394 --> 00:40:20,023 Oh. Well, thanks. 645 00:40:20,131 --> 00:40:22,463 Sorry I'm late. 646 00:40:22,567 --> 00:40:26,196 Hey, guys. Now, now. 647 00:40:26,304 --> 00:40:30,638 Jane, what's going on? 648 00:40:33,778 --> 00:40:35,905 Come here, boy. 649 00:40:36,013 --> 00:40:38,140 Golly. Here you go. 650 00:40:42,820 --> 00:40:45,755 -Oh! -Hey, Tess. 651 00:40:45,857 --> 00:40:47,984 -Sorry. -Um-- 652 00:40:48,092 --> 00:40:50,720 Will you do me a favor? Sit down a second. 653 00:40:50,828 --> 00:40:53,626 Okay. 654 00:40:56,234 --> 00:41:02,104 <i>So, Tess. My parents met playing hopscotch when they were, like, eight years old...</i> 655 00:41:02,206 --> 00:41:04,800 <i>and they wer...