Bride Wars

one of us will simply have to be flexible. 518 00:26:55,238 --> 00:26:57,698 Yeah. One of us will just have to change venues. 519 00:26:58,992 --> 00:27:00,909 Right. One of us could. 520 00:27:00,994 --> 00:27:03,287 Probably, um, not... 521 00:27:03,371 --> 00:27:05,623 the one of us who's been saving up for a decade, 522 00:27:05,707 --> 00:27:08,584 because she makes a pittance compared to the other one of us, but— 523 00:27:08,668 --> 00:27:11,086 True. I mean, or it would be, 524 00:27:11,171 --> 00:27:14,173 ifthe other one of us wasn't so desperate to get married at the Plaza... 525 00:27:14,257 --> 00:27:17,843 because the Plaza, practically, is the only happy memory she has of her childhood. 526 00:27:17,969 --> 00:27:21,930 So, oops. That's- Right. 527 00:27:22,057 --> 00:27:24,600 One of us will have to move her date. Yep. 528 00:27:24,684 --> 00:27:27,561 One of us will. 529 00:27:27,646 --> 00:27:30,064 And until one of us decides, we shouldn't make any concrete plans. 530 00:27:30,148 --> 00:27:32,358 Agreed. There's some time before we lock things in. 531 00:27:32,484 --> 00:27:34,693 Let'sjust not do anything— Right. 532 00:27:34,819 --> 00:27:36,987 until one of us moves her date. Okay. 533 00:27:37,072 --> 00:27:39,198 So, um— 534 00:27:41,242 --> 00:27:43,535 Talk to you soon. One of us should— 535 00:27:43,620 --> 00:27:45,871 Call the other one. 536 00:27:45,955 --> 00:27:48,749 One of us hasn't called me yet, but you know what? 537 00:27:48,833 --> 00:27:51,794 She's gonna move her date. She always was the bendy one, even as a kid, remember? 538 00:27:51,878 --> 00:27:53,796 Yeah, she didn't sound too bendy to me. 539 00:27:53,880 --> 00:27:57,633 [ TV: Explosions, Beeps ] 540 00:27:57,717 --> 00:27:59,635 [ Beeps ] 541 00:27:59,719 --> 00:28:02,012 I called Fletch, and she picked up. 542 00:28:02,097 --> 00:28:04,014 He's doin' my taxes tomorrow night. 543 00:28:04,099 --> 00:28:06,058 You can't get all buddy-buddy with him. Not now. 544 00:28:06,142 --> 00:28:07,893 Anyway, Daniel can do your taxes. He's "financey." 545 00:28:07,977 --> 00:28:11,855 It's a hedge fund, babe. We don't do a lot oftax prep. 546 00:28:11,940 --> 00:28:15,275 - Whatever. You do our taxes. - Fletch has been my accountant for six years. I'm going. 547 00:28:15,360 --> 00:28:18,320 You're being ridiculous. just have a double wedding. 548 00:28:18,405 --> 00:28:20,572 What are we, 41 -year-old twin sisters? 549 00:28:20,657 --> 00:28:23,409 Babe! Double wedding. 550 00:28:23,493 --> 00:28:26,995 [ Fletcher ] A double wedding. I think that's a great idea. 551 00:28:27,080 --> 00:28:30,541 - It would be a hell of a party. - You know, uh, no. 552 00:28:30,625 --> 00:28:33,585 [ Chuckles ] I've shared everything my whole life with Liv. 553 00:28:33,712 --> 00:28:35,963 I'd kinda like my own day just—just once. [ Calculator Clicking ] 554 00:28:36,047 --> 00:28:38,382 I know, bug. Is this everything? This is all your as receipts— 555 00:28:38,466 --> 00:28:40,592 Threw it all in the shoe box. I don't know. 556 00:28:40,719 --> 00:28:43,053 It's my dream too— To get married at the Plaza. [ Clicking ] 557 00:28:43,138 --> 00:28:45,973 I have been saving since I was 1 6. 558 00:28:47,517 --> 00:28:50,018 I just need a few more days to... let it go. 559 00:28:50,103 --> 00:28:52,896 I'll find a new dream. Liv's reasons are better than mine. 560 00:28:52,981 --> 00:28:55,482 it's like American Idol, all right? 561 00:28:55,567 --> 00:28:57,776 Liv is the Simon. Ugh. God. 562 00:28:57,861 --> 00:29:00,279 I mean, no offense. But you're the Paula. 563 00:29:00,363 --> 00:29:03,365 Even when they can't sing, you compliment their outfit. 564 00:29:03,491 --> 00:29:06,577 It's nice. Well, but everyone listens to Simon. 565 00:29:06,661 --> 00:29:09,997 I wouldn't marry Simon. I'd marry me some Paula. 566 00:29:11,499 --> 00:29:13,333 Mmm. 567 00:29:14,919 --> 00:29:18,088 That's nice. Just pick one. I'm fine with any of'em. 568 00:29:18,173 --> 00:29:20,591 See? That's why I need a maid of honor. You don't care. 569 00:29:20,675 --> 00:29:22,593 I— Hey, you wanna have her back in the game? 570 00:29:22,677 --> 00:29:24,887 You know what you're gonna have to do, and the sooner the better. 571 00:29:25,013 --> 00:29:26,889 We need to give our guests some notice. Exactly. 572 00:29:27,015 --> 00:29:30,100 Which is why save-the-dates are so key, but you don't care. [ Phone Rings ] 573 00:29:30,226 --> 00:29:32,478 It's not that I don't care. Well, get your phone then. 574 00:29:32,604 --> 00:29:35,773 Hello? Men. 575 00:29:35,857 --> 00:29:39,735 Yo, Fletch. No, nothin' much. just lookin' at save-the-dates or invites. 576 00:29:39,819 --> 00:29:41,779 Are we still on for tomorrow? Yeah, totally. 577 00:29:41,863 --> 00:29:45,407 Any sign of progress on your end? Is Liv softening at all? 578 00:29:45,492 --> 00:29:47,785 No way. And there's no way