The Family Man

(LAUGHlNG) 648 00:36:45,287 --> 00:36:46,287 No, l'm okay. l'm okay. 649 00:36:46,371 --> 00:36:48,038 Let me. They will melt in your mouth. 650 00:36:48,123 --> 00:36:49,164 No, l'm okay. 651 00:36:49,624 --> 00:36:51,250 Yeah. 652 00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:53,085 (CHUCKLlNG) 653 00:36:55,130 --> 00:36:56,213 Good? 654 00:36:56,298 --> 00:36:57,298 Fabulous. 655 00:36:58,967 --> 00:37:01,010 At the end of this whole thing, 656 00:37:01,094 --> 00:37:02,845 she made me this hand-embroidered sweater. 657 00:37:02,971 --> 00:37:04,221 lt was really lovely. 658 00:37:04,306 --> 00:37:05,598 JEANNlE: Oh, how nice. (LAUGHlNG) 659 00:37:05,682 --> 00:37:07,141 KATE: So l'm slipping it on and l notice 660 00:37:07,225 --> 00:37:09,226 that she's misspelled the word "lawyers." 661 00:37:09,311 --> 00:37:10,603 Uh-oh. 662 00:37:10,687 --> 00:37:13,314 l spent the entire day walking around 663 00:37:13,398 --> 00:37:16,984 with a sweater that said, "Nonprofit layers do it for free." 664 00:37:17,068 --> 00:37:18,402 (ALL LAUGHlNG) 665 00:37:21,072 --> 00:37:22,489 WOMAN: l love it! So you're a lawyer? 666 00:37:24,659 --> 00:37:27,620 A nonprofit lawyer? Pro bono. 667 00:37:28,997 --> 00:37:30,915 You don't get paid at all? Nobody makes a dime? 668 00:37:31,291 --> 00:37:32,333 Jack? 669 00:37:37,422 --> 00:37:38,464 Anywho. . . 670 00:37:40,258 --> 00:37:41,675 (BARKS) 671 00:37:47,557 --> 00:37:48,766 (GROWLlNG) 672 00:37:48,850 --> 00:37:51,518 l better go wake my mom. There you go. 673 00:37:52,604 --> 00:37:53,646 l don't think so. 674 00:37:54,064 --> 00:37:55,189 She's your dog, Jack. 675 00:37:55,523 --> 00:37:56,774 No, she's not. 676 00:37:57,484 --> 00:37:59,401 You're right. She's the kids' dog. 677 00:37:59,486 --> 00:38:01,946 Maybe we should go wake Josh and make him walk her. 678 00:38:02,030 --> 00:38:03,030 (CHUCKLES) 679 00:38:07,285 --> 00:38:08,577 (PANTlNG) 680 00:38:10,538 --> 00:38:13,290 lf you take a dump sometime in this century, 681 00:38:13,375 --> 00:38:15,542 then we could go home where it's warm. 682 00:38:17,045 --> 00:38:19,713 lf l can even remember how to get home. 683 00:38:19,965 --> 00:38:22,216 You remember, don't you, girl? 684 00:38:47,492 --> 00:39:05,467 (SlGHS) 685 00:39:06,136 --> 00:39:07,553 (JOSH CRYlNG) 686 00:39:09,597 --> 00:39:10,931 (SHOWER RUNNlNG) 687 00:39:29,242 --> 00:39:30,409 Hello? 688 00:39:34,914 --> 00:39:38,167 (POP SONG PLAYlNG) (SlNGlNG ALONG) 689 00:39:42,047 --> 00:39:43,088 Hello? 690 00:39:46,092 --> 00:39:47,176 Hey! 691 00:39:48,470 --> 00:39:49,595 What? 692 00:39:51,765 --> 00:39:53,891 That baby's crying. 693 00:39:55,018 --> 00:39:56,143 And? 694 00:39:59,355 --> 00:40:01,106 Don't give me that look, Jack. 695 00:40:01,191 --> 00:40:03,108 Tuesday's your day and you know it. 696 00:40:03,193 --> 00:40:06,653 And listen, try and get Josh to day care on time, okay? 697 00:40:21,044 --> 00:40:22,294 (JOSH COOlNG) 698 00:40:25,006 --> 00:40:26,090 Yeah. 699 00:40:30,512 --> 00:40:31,720 All right. 700 00:40:34,849 --> 00:40:36,058 (GROANS) 701 00:40:37,852 --> 00:40:39,186 Holy mother of God ! 702 00:40:39,854 --> 00:40:41,021 Oh ! 703 00:40:51,032 --> 00:40:52,157 Oh. 704 00:40:53,368 --> 00:40:54,409 (SlGHS) 705 00:41:00,125 --> 00:41:01,291 (JOSH FARTS) 706 00:41:07,549 --> 00:41:09,216 (COOS) 707 00:41:15,390 --> 00:41:17,432 You're not really my dad, are you? 708 00:41:21,646 --> 00:41:23,063 No, l'm not. 709 00:41:23,982 --> 00:41:25,566 l work on Wall Street, 710 00:41:25,650 --> 00:41:27,651 you know, with the big buildings. 711 00:41:27,735 --> 00:41:30,154 l live in an apartment with a doorman. 712 00:41:30,238 --> 00:41:32,823 And l can buy almost anything l want. 713 00:41:32,991 --> 00:41:35,742 This isn't my life. lt's just a glimpse. 714 00:41:37,120 --> 00:41:38,912 Where's my real dad? 715 00:41:41,624 --> 00:41:44,626 l don't know. But don't worry. 716 00:41:44,711 --> 00:41:47,754 He loves you, and l'm sure he'll be back very soon. 717 00:42:14,699 --> 00:42:15,782 What are you doing? 718 00:42:27,253 --> 00:42:29,213 They did a pretty good job. 719 00:42:29,964 --> 00:42:30,964 Who did? 720 00:42:31,382 --> 00:42:34,384 The aliens in the mother ship. 721 00:42:34,469 --> 00:42:35,969 You look just like him. 722 00:42:37,639 --> 00:42:38,847 Thanks. 723 00:42:39,599 --> 00:42:41,433 Slightly better looking though, right? 724 00:42:44,354 --> 00:42:47,231 Oh, no, you're not gonna start crying, are you? 725 00:42:47,315 --> 00:42:49,149 l don't think l could really deal with that right now. 726 00:42:53,071 --> 00:42:54,696 Do you like kids? 727 00:42:55,865 --> 00:42:57,824 On a case-by-case basis. 728 00:42:59,410 --> 00:43:01,745 Do you know how to make chocolate milk? 729 00:43:03,873 --> 00:43:06,375 l. . . l think l could figure it out. 730 00:43:06,918 --> 00:43:10,295 Promise you won't kidnap me and my brother 731 00:43:10,380 --> 00:43:12,422 and plant stuff in our brains? 732...