Four Christmases

viewing options. 682 00:25:06,896 --> 00:25:10,063 What, you don't think I get enough channels? 683 00:25:10,104 --> 00:25:12,063 BRAD: Well, your TV right now is a radio, so... 684 00:25:12,104 --> 00:25:16,312 Wait. How much is this "gift" gonna cost me a month? 685 00:25:16,354 --> 00:25:19,062 Um, apparently, it's not gonna cost... 686 00:25:19,103 --> 00:25:20,604 We're paying for the services... 687 00:25:20,646 --> 00:25:23,062 Whoa. Wait. Wait. Wait. Just because I drive a combine... 688 00:25:23,103 --> 00:25:24,646 Okay. ...for a living, doesn't mean 689 00:25:24,687 --> 00:25:27,479 I need me a fancy-pants lawyer son paying my bills for me. 690 00:25:27,521 --> 00:25:29,478 Okay. You win. If you want to pay for the stuff, 691 00:25:29,520 --> 00:25:31,228 you pay for it. Whatever you want. 692 00:25:31,269 --> 00:25:32,936 The installation guy comes on Tuesday. 693 00:25:32,977 --> 00:25:34,061 He'll install it for you. 694 00:25:34,102 --> 00:25:35,311 Cancel it. We install things 695 00:25:35,353 --> 00:25:36,936 ourselves in this house. 696 00:25:36,977 --> 00:25:39,311 Dad? Uh, I think you're gonna want a professional 697 00:25:39,353 --> 00:25:41,977 to handle this technology. If you think I'm gonna allow 698 00:25:42,019 --> 00:25:44,977 a sex predator in a uniform 699 00:25:45,019 --> 00:25:47,644 to wander around my house and touch my underwear, you... 700 00:25:47,685 --> 00:25:51,352 You got another thing coming. No. No, no, no. 701 00:25:51,393 --> 00:25:54,477 I'll see you topside in 5. All three of you on the roof. 702 00:25:54,519 --> 00:25:56,393 Let's go. Okay. 703 00:25:58,893 --> 00:26:01,352 Here, bring her to her mother. I gotta take a grumpy. 704 00:26:02,018 --> 00:26:03,351 Why don't you just h...? 705 00:26:04,351 --> 00:26:07,100 Do you want to go over to your mom? 706 00:26:07,142 --> 00:26:09,476 Yeah. Okay, come here. 707 00:26:09,518 --> 00:26:11,975 Be careful. There you go. 708 00:26:12,017 --> 00:26:15,017 SUSAN: Ain't it nice having everybody home for the holidays? 709 00:26:15,059 --> 00:26:16,100 Yes. 710 00:26:16,142 --> 00:26:17,891 It is. 711 00:26:17,892 --> 00:26:21,891 SUSAN: We're gonna make bologna sandwiches, I think. 712 00:26:23,433 --> 00:26:25,642 [♪♪♪] 713 00:26:25,683 --> 00:26:26,974 Okay. 714 00:26:27,016 --> 00:26:28,266 Here we go. 715 00:26:28,308 --> 00:26:29,891 Okay. 716 00:26:29,933 --> 00:26:31,308 Take it before it explodes. 717 00:26:31,350 --> 00:26:33,225 Thank you. 718 00:26:33,266 --> 00:26:34,308 [SIGHS] 719 00:26:34,350 --> 00:26:36,474 I gotta go do some man's work. 720 00:26:44,641 --> 00:26:46,224 [WRENCH CLICKING] 721 00:26:47,349 --> 00:26:49,140 You gotta use a locknut on that. 722 00:26:49,182 --> 00:26:50,265 I know what I'm doing. 723 00:26:50,307 --> 00:26:51,973 I don't need any locknut. 724 00:26:52,015 --> 00:26:53,931 Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know you majored 725 00:26:53,972 --> 00:26:56,972 in, uh, satellite-dish installation at Stanford. 726 00:26:57,014 --> 00:26:58,056 [CHUCKLES] 727 00:26:58,097 --> 00:26:59,515 Yeah. Ha-ha-ha-ha. 728 00:26:59,556 --> 00:27:01,515 That's great, dude. Mock me for being educated. 729 00:27:01,556 --> 00:27:03,014 That's awesome. 730 00:27:03,056 --> 00:27:04,097 Hey, Grandpa. 731 00:27:04,139 --> 00:27:05,264 HOWARD: Hey. 732 00:27:05,306 --> 00:27:07,889 CONNOR: Come play war with me. 733 00:27:07,931 --> 00:27:11,138 HOWARD: Uh, maybe later. Grandpa's busy. 734 00:27:11,180 --> 00:27:14,430 Grandma's boyfriend plays with me whenever I want. 735 00:27:14,472 --> 00:27:17,971 Your grandmother's boyfriend is a first-class ass-sniffer, 736 00:27:18,013 --> 00:27:19,555 and you can tell him that I said so. 737 00:27:19,597 --> 00:27:21,263 Connor, go get us some beers, man. 738 00:27:23,263 --> 00:27:24,597 Boy, Dad, sounds like you and Mom 739 00:27:24,639 --> 00:27:26,346 really turned a corner there. 740 00:27:27,346 --> 00:27:29,012 Look, I don't want to speak ill 741 00:27:29,054 --> 00:27:30,304 of your mother on Christmas, 742 00:27:30,346 --> 00:27:34,304 but she's nothing but a common street whore. 743 00:27:34,346 --> 00:27:35,970 That's great, Dad. Nice restraint. 744 00:27:36,012 --> 00:27:37,970 What would you call her? What do you call a woman 745 00:27:38,012 --> 00:27:41,179 who throws away her career, abandons her kids and...? 746 00:27:41,221 --> 00:27:42,429 And runs off with another man? 747 00:27:42,471 --> 00:27:43,969 What are you talking about? 748 00:27:44,011 --> 00:27:45,345 What do you call her? 749 00:27:45,386 --> 00:27:47,011 She was a cashier. It's not really a career. 750 00:27:47,053 --> 00:27:48,928 That would fall under the category of a job. 751 00:27:48,969 --> 00:27:50,886 She left you because you w