Shazam! Fury of the Gods

655 00:37:31,166 --> 00:37:33,460 He's... genuine 656 00:37:33,543 --> 00:37:36,254 and warm and funny. 657 00:37:36,629 --> 00:37:38,109 - That's a lot of nice things. - Yeah. 658 00:37:39,841 --> 00:37:41,217 How did you two meet? 659 00:37:41,301 --> 00:37:42,343 Comic con. 660 00:37:42,427 --> 00:37:44,512 - What's comic con? - What? 661 00:37:44,596 --> 00:37:45,740 According to this, 662 00:37:45,764 --> 00:37:48,016 gods considered humans servants, 663 00:37:48,099 --> 00:37:49,934 toys to be played with, 664 00:37:50,018 --> 00:37:51,686 children to be punished. 665 00:37:53,521 --> 00:37:55,064 Thanks, Steve. 666 00:37:55,148 --> 00:37:57,525 Until the rebellion, when the humans turned on the gods. 667 00:37:57,609 --> 00:37:59,277 I'm reading about that right now. 668 00:37:59,360 --> 00:38:00,987 So, apparently, all of this 669 00:38:01,070 --> 00:38:02,989 revolves around a powerful weapon. 670 00:38:03,072 --> 00:38:05,074 So atlas, uh, the father 671 00:38:05,158 --> 00:38:07,285 of the daughters of atlas, obviously, yeah, 672 00:38:07,368 --> 00:38:09,208 he crafted a quarterstaff from the tree of life 673 00:38:09,287 --> 00:38:11,873 and he used that staff to give powers to certain deities 674 00:38:11,956 --> 00:38:14,751 but also to take powers away from others. 675 00:38:14,834 --> 00:38:18,421 So, the staff's where atlas stored all supernatural power. 676 00:38:18,505 --> 00:38:22,133 Yes, exactly. It's like a, a battery for magic. 677 00:38:22,217 --> 00:38:23,760 But when things got bad, 678 00:38:23,843 --> 00:38:26,805 a council of human wizards got together and they 679 00:38:26,888 --> 00:38:27,968 stole the staff from atlas. 680 00:38:28,014 --> 00:38:29,450 And they used that to take his powers away. 681 00:38:29,474 --> 00:38:31,577 And once they had his magic they went after other gods... 682 00:38:31,601 --> 00:38:33,201 Guys, that's the wizard! I know this guy. 683 00:38:33,228 --> 00:38:34,468 This is the wizard that I know! 684 00:38:35,271 --> 00:38:36,272 What do these say? 685 00:38:41,903 --> 00:38:42,946 "The wisdom of Solomon, 686 00:38:43,029 --> 00:38:44,906 strength of Hercules, stamina of atlas, 687 00:38:44,989 --> 00:38:46,349 power of Zeus, courage of achilles, 688 00:38:46,407 --> 00:38:47,242 speed of Mercury." 689 00:38:47,325 --> 00:38:48,993 These are the powers they stole. 690 00:38:53,373 --> 00:38:54,374 Whoa, guys, look! 691 00:38:54,457 --> 00:38:55,559 This is what the name means. 692 00:38:55,583 --> 00:38:57,460 Which is way cooler than what I thought it was, 693 00:38:57,544 --> 00:38:59,144 which is just a bunch of hot garbage, so. 694 00:38:59,212 --> 00:39:00,439 If I may point out one of the powers 695 00:39:00,463 --> 00:39:03,424 that may be possibly Mia. Boop. 696 00:39:04,342 --> 00:39:05,342 I'm sorry, 697 00:39:05,385 --> 00:39:07,262 are you very unsubtly implying 698 00:39:07,345 --> 00:39:09,514 that I somehow lack the wisdom of 699 00:39:10,265 --> 00:39:11,891 - solo man? - Yeah. 700 00:39:12,892 --> 00:39:13,972 Well, maybe it comes later. 701 00:39:14,644 --> 00:39:16,604 I mean, you do usually ask Mary what to do. 702 00:39:16,688 --> 00:39:17,689 - I'm just saying. - Yeah. 703 00:39:17,772 --> 00:39:18,982 This is very, very hurtful. 704 00:39:19,065 --> 00:39:20,292 I just want you all to know that. 705 00:39:20,316 --> 00:39:21,651 And it's pronounced "Solomon." 706 00:39:21,734 --> 00:39:23,236 Oh. 707 00:39:23,319 --> 00:39:24,904 What else have we learned, fam? 708 00:39:24,988 --> 00:39:28,575 Well, once the staff contained the powers of the gods, 709 00:39:29,492 --> 00:39:33,705 the wizards apparently encased the god realm in some 710 00:39:33,788 --> 00:39:35,915 magical sphere 711 00:39:35,999 --> 00:39:37,834 sealing it away forever. 712 00:39:37,917 --> 00:39:38,918 Cut off from magic. 713 00:39:40,128 --> 00:39:42,130 Oh, so that's what that was about. 714 00:39:42,213 --> 00:39:45,383 Yeah, I don't think that they are so cut off anymore. 715 00:39:47,635 --> 00:39:49,679 A bizarre and gruesome scene unfolded 716 00:39:49,762 --> 00:39:51,306 in Athens, Greece this morning. 717 00:39:51,389 --> 00:39:53,367 Two women, dressed in what appears to be ancient Greek... 718 00:39:53,391 --> 00:39:54,493 Whoa, whoa, whoa, that's the wizard's staff. 719 00:39:54,517 --> 00:39:55,643 How did they get that? 720 00:39:55,727 --> 00:39:57,395 So, all those statues used to be people. 721 00:39:57,478 --> 00:40:01,065 I'm wondering, how did the staff end up in Europe, 722 00:40:01,566 --> 00:40:02,567 where Greece is at? 723 00:40:04,402 --> 00:40:07,822 Oh, gee-whiz, mister, sorry I took your cane. 724 00:40:08,448 --> 00:40:09,616 You want it back? 725 00:40:12,702 --> 00:40:14,822 I me...