Pride and Prejudice and Zombies

Oh, no. Yeah... Why, yes... 452 00:35:13,196 --> 00:35:17,241 She is almost as fair as the other one. 453 00:35:18,201 --> 00:35:19,535 Splendid. 454 00:35:20,203 --> 00:35:21,204 <i>Thank you, ladies.</i> 455 00:35:21,454 --> 00:35:22,455 Settle down. 456 00:35:22,538 --> 00:35:23,956 Now, I thought this morning, 457 00:35:24,040 --> 00:35:28,044 I might read to you from Fordyce's <i>Sermons To Young Women.</i> 458 00:35:28,336 --> 00:35:30,046 - What a treat. - What a treat. 459 00:35:30,546 --> 00:35:32,507 "Chapter One, The Home." 460 00:35:32,965 --> 00:35:34,967 We're walking to Meryton to visit Aunt Phillips. 461 00:35:35,051 --> 00:35:37,887 So long as Jane and Lizzy are willing to accompany you. 462 00:35:38,221 --> 00:35:39,388 We most certainly are. 463 00:35:39,889 --> 00:35:41,933 And Mr. Collins, of course. 464 00:35:42,475 --> 00:35:43,476 Well, I should be delighted, 465 00:35:43,559 --> 00:35:47,396 but only if Mr. Bennet will consent to release me from my reading. 466 00:35:47,772 --> 00:35:49,398 With a heavy heart, sir. 467 00:35:49,690 --> 00:35:54,070 Mr. Bennet, I am susceptible to flattery, and you, sir, are very charming. 468 00:35:54,445 --> 00:35:55,530 Come along, ladies. 469 00:35:56,489 --> 00:35:58,282 <i>Miss Elizabeth, how charming you look today.</i> 470 00:35:58,950 --> 00:36:02,328 Let us look in the shop windows of Meryton and we can buy some new pots and pans 471 00:36:02,411 --> 00:36:04,872 to take the place of your swords and daggers. 472 00:36:12,463 --> 00:36:13,663 Is there some sort of trouble? 473 00:36:14,423 --> 00:36:15,716 Oh, it appears there is. 474 00:36:23,182 --> 00:36:24,600 Penny McGregor's carriage. 475 00:36:24,684 --> 00:36:25,768 Help! 476 00:36:26,102 --> 00:36:27,436 Someone's trapped inside. 477 00:36:27,562 --> 00:36:28,938 - Jane. - Please! 478 00:36:30,857 --> 00:36:32,608 There's been an accident! 479 00:36:33,192 --> 00:36:36,612 Please help me! Anyone! Please! 480 00:36:37,154 --> 00:36:38,281 Help! 481 00:36:46,038 --> 00:36:47,790 There was a horrible accident, 482 00:36:50,209 --> 00:36:51,419 but I survived. 483 00:36:52,461 --> 00:36:53,713 I survived, Janey. 484 00:36:53,963 --> 00:36:55,631 Not in the traditional sense of the word. 485 00:37:02,972 --> 00:37:06,267 It appears Miss McGregor won't be delivering any more lamp oil. 486 00:37:07,810 --> 00:37:08,936 I must confess, 487 00:37:09,478 --> 00:37:14,775 I was unaware that zombies possessed the required acuity to set such traps. 488 00:37:16,235 --> 00:37:18,315 Before we know it, they'll be running for Parliament. 489 00:37:20,823 --> 00:37:21,866 Come along. 490 00:37:24,368 --> 00:37:26,829 Fantastic. We must try and make elevenses, actually. 491 00:37:26,913 --> 00:37:29,749 Come along, Elizabeth. We mustn't dawdle, we can't be late. 492 00:37:33,502 --> 00:37:36,297 - Miss Bennet. - Thank you, Mr. Collins. 493 00:37:36,631 --> 00:37:38,215 Allow me. 494 00:37:40,134 --> 00:37:43,346 Gallantry isn't dead. Come, come now. We mustn't be late. 495 00:37:47,016 --> 00:37:49,143 Keep your eyes peeled for zombies! 496 00:37:49,226 --> 00:37:51,395 No one walks alone! 497 00:37:51,479 --> 00:37:55,524 This must be the extra militia they stationed here in Meryton. 498 00:37:55,942 --> 00:37:58,277 Oh, Kitty, look at him. 499 00:38:00,529 --> 00:38:01,572 - Good day. - How are you? 500 00:38:01,656 --> 00:38:02,698 - Kitty. Lydia. - Hi. 501 00:38:02,782 --> 00:38:04,075 Lieutenant Denny! 502 00:38:07,828 --> 00:38:09,163 Who's that with him? 503 00:38:11,374 --> 00:38:14,293 Miss Lydia Bennet and Miss Catherine Bennet. Lieutenant Wickham, 504 00:38:14,377 --> 00:38:15,962 who has just been assigned to our Meryton regiment 505 00:38:16,045 --> 00:38:18,130 to deal with the zombie resurgence. 506 00:38:18,214 --> 00:38:20,800 I bet you're fearful handsome in your regimentals. 507 00:38:20,883 --> 00:38:22,677 Kitty, Lydia. 508 00:38:24,011 --> 00:38:26,055 Miss Jane Bennet, Miss Elizabeth Bennet, may I introduce... 509 00:38:26,138 --> 00:38:27,723 - George Wickham. - He's a lieutenant. 510 00:38:28,933 --> 00:38:30,393 This is our cousin, Mr. Collins. 511 00:38:31,227 --> 00:38:32,436 Parson Collins. 512 00:38:34,105 --> 00:38:35,505 Aren't we overdue at the Phillips'? 513 00:38:37,692 --> 00:38:38,734 Walk us. 514 00:38:38,985 --> 00:38:40,444 I fear I have a prior engagement. 515 00:38:40,820 --> 00:38:41,946 Mr. Wickham? 516 00:38:42,446 --> 00:38:43,489 Yes. Enchanted. 517 00:38:43,990 --> 00:38:46,784 - She is baking, so we mustn't be late. - Lydia. 518 00:38:47,243 --> 00:38:48,869 I said she is baking. 519 00:38:50,287 --> 00:38:51,706 I was very keen to be on time 520 00:38:51,789 --> 00:38:54,583 because, apparently, Aunt Phillips' muffins are splendid, you see. 521 00:38:54,709 --> 00:38:55,751 Is that so? 522 00:38:55,835 --> 00:38:58,504 Yeah, and Lady Catherine herself abhors tardiness, 523 00:38:58,921 --> 00:39:02,425 and actually it's ins