Deathgasm

00:24:31,640 --> 00:24:35,082 And... death metal is kind of like that. 268 00:24:35,182 --> 00:24:37,951 And deathcore, screamo, pornogrind, 269 00:24:38,051 --> 00:24:41,520 black metal, mathcore, thrash and mordorcore. But apart from those. 270 00:24:41,620 --> 00:24:43,788 It's just not my thing. 271 00:24:43,888 --> 00:24:46,193 I don't really get it. 272 00:24:48,056 --> 00:24:53,122 It's like, when life sucks, and you feel alone and empty. 273 00:24:53,222 --> 00:24:56,097 You stick on some metal and life is better, because... 274 00:24:56,197 --> 00:24:58,933 because somebody else knows the pain 275 00:24:59,033 --> 00:25:02,798 and the rage that you're going through, you know? 276 00:25:11,642 --> 00:25:13,844 I'll lend you a CD. 277 00:25:14,444 --> 00:25:17,021 You should... you should have a... have a listen. 278 00:25:28,553 --> 00:25:30,632 Anal cunt. 279 00:25:31,522 --> 00:25:33,164 This one. 280 00:25:43,865 --> 00:25:47,769 Awesome. These are really, really old. 281 00:25:47,869 --> 00:25:49,570 How are they not in a museum? 282 00:25:49,670 --> 00:25:52,539 Where did you say you got these again, dude? 283 00:25:52,639 --> 00:25:55,208 - I... - Found them... 284 00:25:55,308 --> 00:25:57,357 in a skip. 285 00:26:25,466 --> 00:26:29,082 I'm warning you, Brodie. Stop that devil music now. 286 00:27:38,766 --> 00:27:40,248 Shit, man. 287 00:27:51,909 --> 00:27:53,745 Laters, bud. 288 00:27:53,845 --> 00:27:55,947 Dude, you choked again. 289 00:27:56,047 --> 00:27:58,961 Sorry, I... started panicking. 290 00:27:59,681 --> 00:28:01,816 You ever had that feeling where you can't breathe? 291 00:28:01,916 --> 00:28:05,419 Like there's a crushing weight on your chest, and the room gets really small 292 00:28:05,519 --> 00:28:08,021 and your heart starts beating insanely fast? 293 00:28:08,121 --> 00:28:10,360 No, I never had that. 294 00:28:10,644 --> 00:28:13,625 Oh, Although this one time, this chick grabbed my nuts too hard, 295 00:28:13,725 --> 00:28:15,806 and my splooge came out red. 296 00:28:18,894 --> 00:28:21,009 Brotherhood of Steel? 297 00:28:21,129 --> 00:28:23,065 Brotherhood of Steel. 298 00:28:23,265 --> 00:28:25,213 Laters. 299 00:29:25,720 --> 00:29:29,136 The expression... 300 00:29:30,625 --> 00:29:32,898 three A... 301 00:29:32,998 --> 00:29:38,268 plus two B over two. 302 00:29:38,963 --> 00:29:44,302 When A equals three... 303 00:29:44,402 --> 00:29:46,300 and... 304 00:29:46,900 --> 00:29:50,982 B equals four. 305 00:29:54,076 --> 00:29:55,822 Anyway... 306 00:30:19,665 --> 00:30:23,148 - Hey, cuz. - The fuck do you want? 307 00:30:26,170 --> 00:30:27,571 Fuck. 308 00:30:27,771 --> 00:30:31,327 - Get him. - Get the fuck off, David. 309 00:30:31,427 --> 00:30:33,914 What are you gonna do about it, fudge packer? Tell my dad? 310 00:30:34,014 --> 00:30:36,142 - He hates you too. - Fuck. 311 00:30:36,242 --> 00:30:39,464 You go near my bitch again and I'll punch you in the dick every morning. 312 00:30:39,564 --> 00:30:41,540 Fucktard. 313 00:30:41,640 --> 00:30:44,147 - Rip Brodie's girlie earring out. - No. 314 00:30:44,247 --> 00:30:46,962 No! No, no, no... 315 00:30:57,590 --> 00:30:59,637 Come on. Lay into him. 316 00:31:14,537 --> 00:31:16,440 Are you stealing petrol? 317 00:31:16,540 --> 00:31:19,489 No. I'm stealing diesel. 318 00:31:20,275 --> 00:31:21,824 Well, don't you feel guilty? 319 00:31:24,378 --> 00:31:26,793 No. Hold that. 320 00:31:28,447 --> 00:31:30,717 You're Zakk, right? Brodie's friend? 321 00:31:30,817 --> 00:31:34,453 He... do you know where he is? He skipped class this afternoon. 322 00:31:34,653 --> 00:31:36,522 Brodie? 323 00:31:37,022 --> 00:31:39,324 Oh, yeah. He lost his dick in a freak bandsaw accident. 324 00:31:40,664 --> 00:31:41,991 Tragic. 325 00:31:42,091 --> 00:31:43,806 Okay. 326 00:31:46,400 --> 00:31:48,110 Well. 327 00:31:51,966 --> 00:31:54,034 Can you give him this? 328 00:31:56,035 --> 00:31:58,083 Don't read it. 329 00:32:53,554 --> 00:32:55,289 Zakk? 330 00:32:55,389 --> 00:32:57,323 Where's Brodie? 331 00:32:58,023 --> 00:32:59,945 He told me to pass on a message. 332 00:33:01,659 --> 00:33:05,475 He's not interested. He's got other shit going on. 333 00:33:12,400 --> 00:33:15,670 - Well, that's shit. - Yeah. 334 00:33:15,770 --> 00:33:18,205 Well, I thought I'd come down and tell you. 335 00:33:18,305 --> 00:33:21,566 Save you waiting all night, freezing your tits off. 336 00:33:23,437 --> 00:33:27,045 Well, thank you for considering the well-being of my tits. 337 00:33:27,145 --> 00:33:28,960 You're welcome. 338 00:33:30,513 --> 00:33:32,214 Here. 339 00:33:32,314 --> 00:33:34,362 You're freezing. 340 00:33:43,288 --> 00:33:47,111 Swig? Helps take the bullshit away. 341 00:33:50,493 --