National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

297 00:40:13,119 --> 00:40:15,454 Dad, it's beautiful ! 298 00:40:31,054 --> 00:40:32,679 Oh, my carpet! 299 00:40:41,648 --> 00:40:46,693 -Oh, Clark, it's so lovely. -Mom. 300 00:40:47,445 --> 00:40:51,782 You deserve a home like this to spend Christmas in. 301 00:40:53,409 --> 00:40:58,122 -It's a beaut, Clark. It's a beaut. -Dad, Dad, Dad. 302 00:40:58,289 --> 00:41:01,083 You taught me everything I know about exterior illumination. 303 00:41:01,251 --> 00:41:04,002 Thank you, thank you. 304 00:41:04,170 --> 00:41:07,131 Russ. Audrey. 305 00:41:09,884 --> 00:41:13,053 Dear, dear Francis. 306 00:41:15,014 --> 00:41:18,183 I hope this adds to your enjoyment of the holidays. 307 00:41:18,351 --> 00:41:21,728 -It's just wonderful. -Yeah. 308 00:41:22,605 --> 00:41:26,108 Arthur. Art. 309 00:41:27,402 --> 00:41:28,652 Dad. 310 00:41:28,820 --> 00:41:33,323 -Thanks for being here. -The little lights are not twinkling. 311 00:41:33,491 --> 00:41:36,577 I know, Art, and thanks for noticing. 312 00:41:40,748 --> 00:41:42,916 The house sure does look swell, Clark. 313 00:41:43,251 --> 00:41:49,256 Thanks, Eddie. I hope it enhances your holiday spirit. Dear Cathrine. 314 00:41:49,591 --> 00:41:52,050 Eddie? 315 00:41:52,427 --> 00:41:57,431 -Oh, the house is gorgeous, Clark. -Eddie? 316 00:41:57,599 --> 00:42:00,893 I hope you didn't do this all on our account, Clark. 317 00:42:01,060 --> 00:42:04,605 Kids, come on out here and see what Uncle Clark's done to the house. 318 00:42:04,772 --> 00:42:14,990 Eddie? 319 00:42:16,951 --> 00:42:20,954 Yeah. If you don't remember, this here is Rocky. 320 00:42:21,331 --> 00:42:24,583 -You got a kiss for me? -Better take a rain check on that, Art. 321 00:42:24,751 --> 00:42:27,127 He's got a lip fungus they ain't identified yet. 322 00:42:30,298 --> 00:42:34,468 -You remember Ruby Sue? -Oh, yeah. 323 00:42:34,719 --> 00:42:36,595 Oh, my gosh ! 324 00:42:38,473 --> 00:42:41,600 -Her eyes aren't crossed anymore. -That's something, ain't it? 325 00:42:41,768 --> 00:42:46,355 Falls in a well, eyes go crossed. She gets kicked by a mule, they go back to normal. 326 00:42:46,522 --> 00:42:48,982 I don't know. 327 00:42:51,152 --> 00:42:54,696 And this here's our pride and joy. Snots. 328 00:42:55,782 --> 00:42:56,865 Pretty name, Ed. 329 00:42:57,033 --> 00:42:59,952 We named him that because he's got this sinus condition. 330 00:43:00,787 --> 00:43:04,122 Snots, you roll over and let Uncle Clark scratch your belly. 331 00:43:06,292 --> 00:43:10,337 You ain't never seen a set on a dog like this one's got, Clark. 332 00:43:10,505 --> 00:43:11,880 That's okay, Eddie. 333 00:43:12,423 --> 00:43:15,008 That's something, ain't it? You pet him on the belly. . . 334 00:43:15,176 --> 00:43:17,386 . . .and he'll love you till the day you die. 335 00:43:17,553 --> 00:43:20,514 I really shouldn't. My hands are all chapped. 336 00:43:20,682 --> 00:43:24,559 We were gonna call, but Eddie wanted to make it a surprise. 337 00:43:24,727 --> 00:43:28,522 -Yeah. You surprised? -Surprised, Eddie? 338 00:43:28,690 --> 00:43:33,360 If I woke up with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised. 339 00:43:35,697 --> 00:43:38,740 We have plenty of room. 340 00:43:39,701 --> 00:43:43,370 We have plenty of towels. We have plenty of everything. 341 00:43:44,872 --> 00:43:49,334 We're pretty well set up here in the RV. It's a little tight. . . 342 00:43:49,502 --> 00:43:53,046 -. . . but we didn't come to impose. -Hell, there's plenty of room. 343 00:43:53,214 --> 00:43:55,924 Quit being so damn polite, Ed. 344 00:43:56,092 --> 00:43:59,803 Cathrine and I, we're pretty comfy in there, you know. 345 00:43:59,971 --> 00:44:03,390 But maybe you wouldn't mind the youngsters shacking up with you. 346 00:44:03,558 --> 00:44:08,770 After that long drive, we could use a little private time together. 347 00:44:08,938 --> 00:44:13,775 Why don't you run and get the kids' things? Don't forget the rubber sheets and gerbils. 348 00:44:13,943 --> 00:44:16,570 Come on. I wanna show you the home. 349 00:44:16,738 --> 00:44:19,740 Audrey, help me get some hot chocolate. It's cold. 350 00:44:53,900 --> 00:44:58,111 That's a honey of a tree, Clark. Is it real? 351 00:44:58,279 --> 00:45:00,989 Yeah. Yeah, I dug it out of the ground myself. 352 00:45:01,157 --> 00:45:04,785 -Is that a fact? -Hey, get out of there. Snots! Yo! 353 00:45:04,952 --> 00:45:08,288 Don't worry about it, Clark. A little tree water ain't gonna hurt him. 354 00:45:08,456 --> 00:45:11,166 Before we left, he drank a half a quart of Pennzoil. 355 00:45:11,334 --> 00:45:16,463 Boy, when he lifted his leg the next morning. . . . 356 00:45:16,631 --> 00:45:20,175 If he drinks the water, the tree's gonna dry up. Come on, out of there. ...