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668 00:30:45,302 --> 00:30:47,054 You're gonna bring your cell phones, 669 00:30:47,095 --> 00:30:48,614 but then you're going to place it on a grave, 670 00:30:48,638 --> 00:30:50,199 you're going to turn the screen to white, 671 00:30:50,223 --> 00:30:51,784 and together for one night only we're going 672 00:30:51,808 --> 00:30:53,161 to experience something real together. 673 00:30:53,185 --> 00:30:54,603 We are going to ghost the Internet. 674 00:30:54,644 --> 00:30:56,855 You, me... 675 00:30:58,440 --> 00:31:00,275 And juanpa. 676 00:31:00,317 --> 00:31:01,919 Would you rather have everything and understand nothing 677 00:31:01,943 --> 00:31:04,279 or understand everything and have nothing? 678 00:31:04,321 --> 00:31:06,031 Um, have everything. 679 00:31:06,073 --> 00:31:07,467 Yeah, you'd understand nothing, though. 680 00:31:07,491 --> 00:31:08,784 Yeah. 681 00:31:08,825 --> 00:31:10,011 That's the premise of the joke. 682 00:31:10,035 --> 00:31:11,912 - That's hard. - But no, 683 00:31:11,953 --> 00:31:13,806 I would just eat donuts and ride around in a baby carriage 684 00:31:13,830 --> 00:31:16,041 with a chauffeur and I would buy sunglasses all day. 685 00:31:16,083 --> 00:31:17,209 Yes, I'd wear a muumuu. 686 00:31:17,250 --> 00:31:18,502 I would wear no underwear. 687 00:31:18,543 --> 00:31:20,170 Do another one. Do another one. 688 00:31:20,212 --> 00:31:21,439 Uh, would you rather have permanent diarrhea 689 00:31:21,463 --> 00:31:22,714 or have penises for fingers? 690 00:31:22,756 --> 00:31:24,007 You'd have penises for fingers. 691 00:31:24,049 --> 00:31:25,425 Penis for fingers, obviously. 692 00:31:25,467 --> 00:31:27,052 Yeah, because like, it'd be like this. 693 00:31:27,094 --> 00:31:28,678 Hey, nice to meet you. 694 00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:29,888 And then just like whoa. 695 00:31:31,056 --> 00:31:32,856 Everyone would know how you felt all the time. 696 00:31:32,891 --> 00:31:34,518 Yeah. 697 00:31:34,559 --> 00:31:35,661 That's the only danger 'cause it's like people 698 00:31:35,685 --> 00:31:36,645 will get uncomfortable. 699 00:31:36,686 --> 00:31:39,272 Don't tread on that. 700 00:31:39,314 --> 00:31:40,649 - Okay. - You can walk over it. 701 00:31:44,069 --> 00:31:45,404 Whoa. 702 00:31:45,445 --> 00:31:46,696 Whoa. 703 00:31:46,738 --> 00:31:47,738 Holy shit. 704 00:31:51,326 --> 00:31:54,037 People came. 705 00:31:54,079 --> 00:31:58,083 I no one wants to be the odd one out at times I 706 00:31:58,125 --> 00:31:59,668 I no one wants to be the I 707 00:31:59,709 --> 00:32:01,336 all right. Let's go say hi. 708 00:32:03,755 --> 00:32:04,506 Yeah. 709 00:32:04,548 --> 00:32:05,548 Do, um... 710 00:32:07,759 --> 00:32:09,302 Is that no one special? 711 00:32:09,344 --> 00:32:12,097 Hey, it's no one special. 712 00:32:12,139 --> 00:32:13,890 - You're even bigger in person. - Hi. 713 00:32:13,932 --> 00:32:15,267 Hi, how are you? 714 00:32:15,308 --> 00:32:17,436 Guys, what the hell? 715 00:32:19,104 --> 00:32:21,064 We didn't expect anybody to come. 716 00:32:21,106 --> 00:32:23,316 Yo, yo, yo! 717 00:32:23,358 --> 00:32:24,985 This is crazy, this is crazy. 718 00:32:25,026 --> 00:32:26,862 Yo, yo, don't wake the dead. 719 00:32:26,903 --> 00:32:28,339 So seriously, anybody who's still got a cellphone, 720 00:32:28,363 --> 00:32:30,282 put 'em on a grave and let 'em light up 721 00:32:30,323 --> 00:32:32,701 like fireflies all through the night. 722 00:32:33,785 --> 00:32:35,954 And then we'll just hang! 723 00:32:35,996 --> 00:32:37,289 Hey, this is all that matters 724 00:32:37,330 --> 00:32:39,332 is that we're all here. 725 00:32:39,374 --> 00:32:41,084 Oh my god. 726 00:32:41,126 --> 00:32:42,646 It's crazy how good at this he is, huh? 727 00:32:55,140 --> 00:32:57,017 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no 728 00:32:57,058 --> 00:32:59,978 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no selfies. 729 00:33:00,020 --> 00:33:01,622 Tonight this is just about us hanging out together. 730 00:33:01,646 --> 00:33:03,315 All of us together. How about a hug? 731 00:33:03,356 --> 00:33:05,400 Give you a hug? Yeah, I'll give you a hug. 732 00:33:05,442 --> 00:33:07,402 Put 'em on a gravestone, set the screen to white. 733 00:33:07,444 --> 00:33:09,088 Let the battery die out like we said, okay? 734 00:33:09,112 --> 00:33:11,907 Get rid of them phones man. 735 00:33:11,948 --> 00:33:13,074 Whoa, bud. 736 00:33:13,116 --> 00:33:14,326 Yo, who's got a drink? 737 00:33:17,037 --> 00:33:18,246 All right, that's good. 738 00:33:18,288 --> 00:33:19,448 Who's got something to smoke? 739 00:33:28,340 --> 00:33:30,300 Cheers, dad. I liked this one. 740 00:33:30,342 --> 00:33:31,635 Peach apple iced tea. 741 00:33:43,813 --> 00:33:45,357 Hello, this is Mark Schwartz. 742 00:33:45,398 --> 00:33:47,084 I hear things are really going great down there 743 00:33:47,108 --> 00:33:49,986 at the cemetery, which I don't often say. 744 00:33:50,028 --> 00:33:52,739 Why don't we meet at my offi