The Poseidon Adventure

00:36:08,793 --> 00:36:11,879 I'm sorry, sir, but Charley, the third engineer... 459 00:36:11,963 --> 00:36:15,842 ...he told me that by the shaft, the hull was only one-inch thick. 460 00:36:16,259 --> 00:36:19,178 Look, do you know how thick one inch of steel is? 461 00:36:19,262 --> 00:36:21,430 It's one inch less than two inches. 462 00:36:21,639 --> 00:36:23,391 We're climbing up! All of us! 463 00:36:23,474 --> 00:36:24,725 [PEOPLE CHATTERING] 464 00:36:24,809 --> 00:36:27,979 Acres, is there a ladder there, or something we can climb with? 465 00:36:28,271 --> 00:36:30,606 No, sir, this is the linen service area. 466 00:36:32,108 --> 00:36:34,443 - Tablecloths? - Yes, sir. 467 00:36:34,777 --> 00:36:37,905 - We can knot them together. - No, it wouldn't be strong enough. 468 00:36:37,989 --> 00:36:39,156 What we need is a... 469 00:36:40,867 --> 00:36:43,160 Something like that, the Christmas tree. 470 00:36:43,786 --> 00:36:46,289 - Come on, give me a hand. ROGO: No. 471 00:36:47,123 --> 00:36:50,459 - You gonna give us a hand? - No. Didn't you hear the purser? 472 00:36:50,710 --> 00:36:54,088 He said to stay put and keep calm. Help will be here. 473 00:36:54,213 --> 00:36:57,800 - I'm staying right here. - There he goes. That's my old man. 474 00:36:57,884 --> 00:36:59,886 - Linda. - Everything by the book! 475 00:36:59,969 --> 00:37:03,639 - You stay the hell out of this! - You get your ass with us, mister. 476 00:37:04,390 --> 00:37:05,474 Hey... 477 00:37:06,517 --> 00:37:11,188 ...watch your language, preacher. You sound like you come from the slum! 478 00:37:11,272 --> 00:37:13,774 You son of a bitch, go help him! 479 00:37:14,150 --> 00:37:16,193 Okay, okay. 480 00:37:16,569 --> 00:37:18,696 Who the hell does he think he is? 481 00:37:19,196 --> 00:37:21,240 Clear the way! Come on, clear the way! 482 00:37:22,742 --> 00:37:25,077 We're gonna lift on three. Get over. 483 00:37:25,453 --> 00:37:27,079 One! Two... 484 00:37:27,163 --> 00:37:29,582 PURSER: For God's sake, Reverend, that's suicide! 485 00:37:30,166 --> 00:37:34,587 We're cut off from the world. Maybe we can get to them. 486 00:37:34,670 --> 00:37:38,090 - Now, get out of the way. - Pray for us but don't do this! 487 00:37:38,174 --> 00:37:40,092 Climbing up will kill you all! 488 00:37:40,176 --> 00:37:42,929 Sitting on our butts isn't gonna help us either! 489 00:37:43,179 --> 00:37:45,932 Maybe by climbing up we can save ourselves. 490 00:37:46,015 --> 00:37:49,810 You got any sense, you'll come too. Grab hold. On three! One! 491 00:37:49,894 --> 00:37:50,937 Two! Up! 492 00:37:51,187 --> 00:37:53,981 MAN: Holy mackerel, it's heavy. 493 00:37:54,065 --> 00:37:55,524 SCOTT: All right, forward! 494 00:38:10,706 --> 00:38:11,874 Hold it! 495 00:38:16,379 --> 00:38:17,630 Let's upend it. 496 00:38:24,720 --> 00:38:26,389 Bring it up to your waist. 497 00:38:27,390 --> 00:38:30,726 Stand by, Acres! Good for you, Mr. Rosen. 498 00:38:30,810 --> 00:38:33,312 All right, come on, everybody! Push! 499 00:38:33,396 --> 00:38:35,481 - Come on, push! ROGO: Get the bottom! 500 00:38:35,564 --> 00:38:38,317 - Anchor the bottom! SCOTT: Keep it up now! 501 00:38:38,401 --> 00:38:40,903 ROGO: Put some muscle into it! SCOTT: Be careful there. 502 00:38:41,404 --> 00:38:43,906 - Keep it straight! ROGO: All the way up! 503 00:38:43,990 --> 00:38:45,449 MARTIN: All right, Reverend. 504 00:38:45,533 --> 00:38:47,493 SCOTT: Come on, push! ROGO: Come on! 505 00:38:47,576 --> 00:38:49,912 SCOTT: Come on, Rogo! MANNY: Catch it, hold it! 506 00:38:49,996 --> 00:38:52,081 ROGO: Don't let it tip over! 507 00:38:52,957 --> 00:38:54,667 SCOTT: Good. Easy. MARTIN: That's it. 508 00:38:54,959 --> 00:38:57,003 SCOTT: That's it. Acres, watch out. 509 00:38:57,086 --> 00:38:58,337 - Stand clear. MANNY: We did it. 510 00:38:58,921 --> 00:39:01,007 Acres, can you anchor it up there? 511 00:39:01,507 --> 00:39:03,509 - Yeah, I think so, sir. SCOTT: Good man. 512 00:39:04,093 --> 00:39:05,177 - Mr. Rosen. - Yeah? 513 00:39:05,261 --> 00:39:06,512 Get your wife. 514 00:39:10,349 --> 00:39:13,019 - Are you all fixed up there, Acres? - Yes, sir. 515 00:39:14,603 --> 00:39:16,272 SCOTT: All right. Let's start climbing up. 516 00:39:20,026 --> 00:39:21,652 I need a monkey. 517 00:39:24,280 --> 00:39:26,115 - Are you game? - Yes, sir! 518 00:39:26,198 --> 00:39:27,283 Good boy. 519 00:39:31,537 --> 00:39:33,873 Climb up inside as far as you can go. 520 00:39:33,956 --> 00:39:37,293 Then come out and Mr. Acres will give you a hand, okay? 521 00:39:37,376 --> 00:39:38,794 No sweat. 522 00:40:12,328 --> 00:40:14,580 It's a cinch! Come on! 523 00:40:14,663 --> 00:40:18,084 - Now the rest of us. - So you get us up there, then what? 524 00:40:1...